Arsenal Banter Archive June 10 2015

10 Jun 2015 21:16:16
Is Ed025 on holiday again? He has more holidays than an MP and teacher put together :-).
Good on him, not sure what he does for a living but if there's any vacancies I'm interested for sure.

{Ed001's Note - he is a sofa tester for DFS by day, he does moonlight selling Southern Comfort though. He will be walking down Southport beach in his speedos as we speak.}

10 Jun 2015 22:44:36
Th thought of ed25 in speedos, is enough to turn anyone to drink:)

{Ed001's Note - the sight is enough to make sure that the drink comes straight back up......

10 Jun 2015 23:26:35
Keep the photos to yourself ed we don't want to see.

{Ed025's Note - i will have you know that for a man of my age i have an excellent physique MgM...ok so im a bit overweight, and my hernia does stick out a bit, and my varicose veins force me to walk a bit funny..but besides that...im as fit as a butchers mate.. :)

10 Jun 2015 23:31:47
I like that Ed.

Made me chuckle.

11 Jun 2015 00:46:02
I wad going to go to southport for the first time in july. Not going now, been put right off.

11 Jun 2015 07:08:57
I'll take your word for it ed, could be worse, you could be Chris:)

{Ed025's Note - i would not wish that on my worst enemy MgM...but maybe on a spurs supporter.. :)

11 Jun 2015 10:38:51
edd025,you say you walk funny with your varicose veins,my mate has varicose veins on his nuts (really) he says because of this they are slightly larger than average , and impress the ladies no end,especially the left one,is that the reason why you walk funny and wear where speedo,s ed025

{Ed025's Note - i wish word up mate, i once had a swollen member..and treated it with a lump hammer to keep it that way.. :)

11 Jun 2015 13:19:09
Ed025 ,For a moment there I thought I was reading a quote from Diaby to our medical team!

{Ed025's Note - i know im falling to bits loony..but that hurts mate.. :)

10 Jun 2015 15:38:28
Diaby's been released, I've never been a big fan of his on the pitch, I thought he was avarage due to the horrific luck he had in terms of injuries... But what a talent he could of been. Seams like a good chap and kicked JT in the head, so best of luck to him in the future

10 Jun 2015 17:47:57
You can't judge someones ability as average because they have been injured. The ability is there or not. The fact is he has been as much use to arsenal as a chocolate tea pot. But yes kicking JT in the head is the redeemer his mum should have done it straight after cutting the cord

10 Jun 2015 17:50:23
Sad to see diaby go hopefully flamini and arteta will follow him

10 Jun 2015 20:10:13
Pretty gutted to see him go, if he wasn't made of glass he'd be one of the greats. Hopefully he pulls his career around somewhere else. Kicking JT in the head was definitely the highlight of his career, may he get the chance to do it again!

10 Jun 2015 21:54:58
Apparently, his being released is a paperwork thing, so stand by for pay as you play deal....this man will never be out of the banter scene....

10 Jun 2015 12:26:04
Ed can you clear this up! Watching sky sports news and they say transfer window opened at 11am today. I thought it was July the first and everywhere on Internet says 1st of July. Am I missing something

{Ed002's Note - Intra GB transfers can happen now. Everything else July 1.}

10 Jun 2015 13:57:48
Ahh right cheers ed

10 Jun 2015 11:20:39
Looks like Athletico are looking at Tevez, I didn't know he was available, any chance we may consider him given that he goes to somewhere else than Boca junior? Because i think he would be immense for us.Thankyou eds in advance

{Ed002's Note - No.}

10 Jun 2015 12:38:18
Tevez would be a great addition

10 Jun 2015 10:05:04
Sanchez says he's disappointed with only winning the fa cup this season, what a fantastic signing he's been for us.
He's absolutely quality on the pitch and his work ethic has without a doubt spread through the squad who let's face it were less than enthusiastic workers once wed lost the ball before he arrived, now he's raising the expectation bar too by saying the FA cup alone is not enough to make him happy and he wants to play in the champions league final and win titles.
If the rest follow his lead mentally as they have done physically we are in for a few very good years ahead that's for sure.

10 Jun 2015 12:09:16
He also went onto say he had a breakthrough in his football career and knows he has improved at arsenal. We have nothing to worry about. He's a fighter g62 for sure and he lifted the whole team. Even if he dosent touch a ball his presence is immense.

10 Jun 2015 14:58:24
Im sure its nothing to worry about.

Merely a call to Wenger to just get 1 or 2 top quality players in to finish off the puzzle.

10 Jun 2015 19:11:15
Yeah lads I didn't read as an I'm off speech from him merely as a statement of the fact he wants a whole lot more than the fa cup and he wants it with us, that was my take on it.
I think the pre Sanchez us had slipped into a very low achievement comfort Zone and two fa cups would have been more than enough for many but he's took us to another level on and off the pitch IMO

10 Jun 2015 04:16:48
Eds do you have any clarity on the 3m bonus for Vermaelen? Reports are suggesting that we might not get the bonus because he didn't play.

{Ed002's Note - Barcelona say the criteria has not been met.}

10 Jun 2015 08:57:27
I think we've more than had our moneys worth from barca regarding Vermeullan, making them pay even more for a player who would have only have kept Diarby company had they not bought him would be taking the pickle just a little to much.