Arsenal Banter Archive February 14 2015

14 Feb 2015 20:10:18
Dags is best Dags is best
Everyone loves the man in the pants and vest
Dags is great Dags is cool, even when he's playing the fool
A very fine poster is he and all round good guy 2nd to none
No wonder he is loved by everyone

Tell me why are we to blind to see
That there's none as funny as he.
Minute after minute hour after hour
He has us in stiches with his jovial power

Been spending most our lives living in a Dagala paradise, tell me why are we so blind to see, there is none as funny as he.

He ain't ever dissed a spud that didn't deserve it
If you say he's unfunny well you know that's unheard of
Better watch what you say and how ya talkin or you and Harry Kane could be lying in chalk

Been spending most our lives living in a Dagala paradise

14 Feb 2015 22:26:04
Ok, now that's creepy G62.

The bushes in my front garden are moving.

Please let it be a fox. And not you.

Lol.

15 Feb 2015 08:26:08
Haha,

Love it G62.

Brilliant, seriously.

You deserve it Dirk because as you rightly pointed out me 451 were rather beastly to you earlier in the day yesterday.
Even you deserve to feel the love on valentines day mate, so until next year
DAGS SHOOTING SEASON IS ONCE AGAIN OPEN EVERYONE
:-)

15 Feb 2015 15:53:17
Lol, all good banter mate.

Love it.

14 Feb 2015 19:48:29
its valentines day we know you have had a few bad weeks getting smashed by your rivals. so harry kane and co send they love lol

14 Feb 2015 20:10:26
Haha Hi Raver.

You make the Dags laugh.

This is how I see it mate.

You regard us as your rivals because that's the closest you will get to being a big club.

We regard you merely as our North London neighbours.
You never have been, or ever will be, our rivals.

Happy Valentines Day buddy.

We are defnitley not you neighbours as you are from woolwich lol. I was wrong with rivals. your rivals are palace and wimbledon as for big club like you say you are. 1 fa cup in 12 years and no european history says it all. even you neighbours have won more european trophys than you.

14 Feb 2015 22:30:57
Hey raver, what trophies have you lot won recently? PS: The league (reserves) cup doesn't count.

14 Feb 2015 22:33:18
Raver me old chum.

Winning a Euro trophy does not entitle you to call yourself a big club.

Villa and Forest have won European Cup (CL in today's money), are they classed as big clubs?

Domestically, how many titles have Spud Spud won compared to Arsenal?

You are called Raver. You should change that to stark raving mad if you think you are as big as us.

15 Feb 2015 03:56:51
Raver,

Last 12 years = 2002-2014

We won FA Cup 2002, 2003, 2005, 2014
We won the Premier League 2002, 2004
We won community shield 2002, 2004, 2014

So that makes 9 trophies in last 12 years. Not including 2015 as there have been no cup finals and the league hasn't finished.

As you were saying? If you are going to talk trash, then atleast get some facts right.

DG

Raver doesn't even know what euro comp spurs are in.don't waste your breath

Quaver, looks like me old mate Detroit put you in your place there, saved me a job!

Apparently Daniel levy's wife is not happy today, she thought he would get her something nice for Valentines day but instead he handed her shares in the club!

14 Feb 2015 18:36:53
This is the F A cup year that keeps on shocking, Com'on Preston but not you Middlesbrough' you've had your time in the lime light against city so just behave yourself tomorrow and stay on script

14 Feb 2015 17:47:36
Palace 1 up early against Pool, I wonder if a 'lesser' team will lift the cup this year

Maybe not lol

Yes a lesser club will win the fa cup this year. arsenal lol

14 Feb 2015 20:13:12
You crack me up Raver.

I like you :-)

{Ed025's Note - i have to admit dags...im a raver fan as well..

14 Feb 2015 22:36:41
Hes a bit deluded Ed, but seems like a decent chap, for a Spud :-)

14 Feb 2015 16:54:53
A few more big boys bite the dust.

West Ham and Stoke out.

Could we be the first team to retain the FA Cup since, well since the last team who retained the FA Cup.

Many minutes to be played yet Dags

14 Feb 2015 19:10:47
Definitely Bambam.

14 Feb 2015 10:55:36
The wife just phoned me and said, "the girls in the office have just recieved flowers, they're gorgeous"

So I said " that's probably why they got flowers then and you did'nt"

I got an accidental text today saying "Love you jack i'll be home soon x" so being valentines day I thought i'd have some fun and reply with " I don't love you anymore and i've been sleeping with your sister"

Then I got a reply "you ok dad?"