Arsenal Banter Archive November 14 2013

14 Nov 2013 23:05:14
My wife says I never listen. I think that's what she said.

Me and my missus have been together so long now, me and the kids consider her family

Bless her she hasn't had it easy, she was in labour so long with our first child, they had to shave her three times

When we went on holiday last year we booked a villa with a deluxe kitchen, well like me and the kids said its her holiday too

Lol G62

Its all good fun me old mucker, and with international friendlies week going on we're going to need it :-)

14 Nov 2013 19:38:53
Ed 002, did you say Monaco is discussing a move to the Serie A?
Has the Premiere league tried to milk that cash cow or are they in a similar boat with Rangers in that they would either have to start in the lowest league or its just not feasable?

Can you imagine Monaco in the premiere league? Another potential big hitter, a new away destination for the travelling fans and some more money for sly and the other suites.

Are they more likely than Rangers? {Ed002's Note - I really have no idea what you are talking about - Rangers are a Scottish based team.}

14 Nov 2013 18:47:14
Suarez has signed an extension to his Liverpool contract, no extra money or champions league clause included in the deal, but Liverpool have given him the one guarantee he wanted with Brendan Rogers releasing a statement saying "Luis has earned his pound of flesh "

14 Nov 2013 08:07:59
Well I'm glad my post about Premier league teams specific channels on TV to watch all and live games of your chosen team got a reaction. I lived in islington all my life until 10 years ago so I could get to a game occasionally if the price of tickets were affordable. But I now live 75 miles away and with 4 boys from 17 down to 14 and everything that goes with family life I can't get to games or afford to like I use to but it has not dampened my passion for Arsenal. You see my point is Arsenal fans are not restricted to London they have hundreds of thousands of fans worldwide and thousands upon thousands of fans in this country. I think there are 124 OFFICIAL fan clubs in 62 countries worldwide that's without all the ones we don't know about. No you are right Eds I don't know the politics of Sky etc . and what goes on between them and the EPL clubs but what I do know is that between them they are killing it for the ordinary working person. I've seen suggestions of £10 per game on here personally I think £20 extra per month would be fair. let's face it the stadium will still be full regardless and this would be extra income for the club and let's not rule out that some people will subscribe not just to one team channel but also to maybe a couple at a time. Dare I say it they might want to subscribe to an Arsenal channel and a Spurs channel and watch all their live games too. So there you have it double bubble. I can't see why this will not work and I can't believe it won't happen as Sky as and the EPL are already losing subsribers to people going down the pubs as I said earlier. By the way I love the site and all the people on it. Well done.

Goog post Goldboy, totally agree.

14 Nov 2013 01:02:11
Do homeless people understand "knock knock" jokes?

You don't want to be telling knock knock jokes, last thing you need is for Walter White to tell you. i'm THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

Lol true Laker

Well said Laker

14 Nov 2013 00:51:25
Just for fun boys.
Which famous non-footballing (or sports) celebrity would you like to see play for Arsenal?
i'm going to say Jordan, than we will have a great pair up front.

The ultimate utility celeb- Rory Bremner. could come on as any player in the world

Jona lomu. just imagine
non sport-johnny depp, cause he can play anything!

Daniela Westbrook. Trouble is if you played her out wide on the line the line would probably dissapear by half time.

Dagenham. As an after thought on this question as to which celebrity I would like to see actually playing for Arsenal if I said Bendtner would that count?

Lol goldboy, love the westbrook answer and yes, I did say non sporting so I guess nik bendtner can count lol. good answers

I was going to say Arsene Wenger, problem is every time you passed the ball to him 'he wouldn't see it'

sorry, love him really

Actually scrub the above, Kelly Brook just for the hell of it!

Peirs morgan so come Jan we could finally get rid of him, once and for all

337 yes mate, kelly brook everytime for me too. I would make shirt swapping at the end of the match compulsary.

13 Nov 2013 21:37:01
The inventor of the snooze button has passed away in his sleep.
His funeral will take place tomorrow morning at 8am, 8.10am, 8.20am, 8.30am, 8.40am.