Arsenal Banter Archive April 16 2017

 

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16 Apr 2017 21:18:58
Not only is it still possible for us to make top 4 but we can still win the title! before you write me off as mad just hear me out.
If time were to start folding within its self causing a quantum vacuum and the only way for us to reset things was to go back and all relive the summer of 2016 but, and here's where it gets really interesting! We all had to make slightly different decisions to the ones we previously made between May and September 2016 in order to make the quantum vacuum reset fully successful this would mean Kante cannot join Chelsea and Xhaka cannot join Arsenal just for starters!
Cheer up Gooners the season might not be finished yet, in fact it might not have even started!

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16 Apr 2017 21:30:10
Ok gunner keep going to your sessions mate, they will work in the end. Lol.

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16 Apr 2017 22:03:54
G62,
Did you write that post in crayon? πŸ˜‚.

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{Ed033's Note - It's that Mandela Effect again, something to do with the Raver and his DeLorean. πŸ˜‹

16 Apr 2017 22:18:17
To be fair mate, if you look at our remaining fixtures and who we play, take that number and divide it between the relevant managers, then of course factor in the Wenger effect before finally multiplying that number by 7 and it should show we are still absolute pants. πŸ˜‰.

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17 Apr 2017 00:02:51
Ed033,
I think the "Mandela Effect" in this instance is remembering when we used to win things. That, or a stash of Raver's party fags lol.

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{Ed033's Note - Patrick Vieira helped as well.