Arsenal Banter Archive November 19 2017

 

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19 Nov 2017 21:03:06
Steve r I have a serious one for You, ozil man of the match yesterday got me thinking and he has improved these past few weeks,
It just clicked with me, when he found out he was going to United he upped his game.

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19 Nov 2017 21:32:32
He strikes me as an ideal maureen player, 6ft 7in 16 stone cave man who isn't allowed to have any skill. Nah, he won't go to utd. But if he does, let's hope you get the ozil who played against spuds and not the one who didn't against the likes of liverpool.

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20 Nov 2017 07:49:10
Apart from all of the above he will only get away with it once with Maureen then he will be a bench warmer.

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20 Nov 2017 08:23:46
He wasn't a bench warmer at Real Madrid.

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20 Nov 2017 12:31:04
the manu deal does seem likely. jose would love to snatch him off wenger for free.

him to manu and sanchez is city would be a massive blow for us.

ozil behind lukaku with marital rashford and pogba matic behind could be perfect for him.

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20 Nov 2017 13:18:31
It's not the same in Spain and not the same at Madrid G62. Different country different style and playing with different players. If Maureen didn't think he was doing enough he would get dropped.

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20 Nov 2017 14:29:49
Of course he would Sanogo mate but Mourinho knows Mesut strengths weaknesses and he has always been a big fan, as is Pep who disrribed Ozil as the world best player without the ball due to his intelligence in creating space for others to play in with his movement.
Arsene has wasted Mesut by trying to make him fit in with the players we already had rather than bringing in players to compliment Ozils strengths.
Jose won't sign Ozil to be anything other than who he is and always has been for everyone but Arsenal his whole career.

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20 Nov 2017 18:49:08
G62, sometimes you say some sensible things and then you drop stuff like this and I'm almost convinced you're trying to take the pish out of us.

Firstly RM don't sell their best players. For whatever reason, they saw fit to sell Ozil to us. For whatever reason, Ozil saw fit to move to us.

I've done some basic math based on stats I found online. Ozil scored on average 1 goal ever 4.5 games for RM. He's scored on average 1 in every 5 for us.

He's achieved a pretty close stat for us and that is without him even trying as some people claim. Imagine if he always gave us the kind of game he gave us against the toot. I would reckon people would be talking about him like they do Sanchez. Fact of the matter is, they're not and if ManU had to spend money on getting Ozil based on his performances for us, they would think twice.

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21 Nov 2017 21:26:14
Hi Sharpie mate, Mesut hasn't made his name or been voted German player of the 5 times because of his goal scoring ability at Real Madrid or anywhere, the man is King of assists and I've a feeling we will all be reminded of just how good he really is at his next club.
So that's Ox and Ozil I'm now tipping to be big success after leaving Arsenal, we will have to wait and see of course but by May we will have a good Idea I'm sure.

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19 Nov 2017 16:29:51
Why are expectations so high?
Is it the bar I set?
My arms, I stretch, but I can't reach
A far cry from 04, or it's in my grasp, but as
Soon as I grab, squeeze
I lose my grip like the flyin' trapeze
Into the dark I plummet, now the sky's blackenin'
I know the mark's high, butterflies rip apart my stomach
Knowin' that no matter what eleven I run with
You're going to harp, gripe, and
That's a hard Vicodin to swallow, so I scrap these
As pressure increases from AWOs
I feel the ice cracking, because


I walk on water
But I ain't no Jose
I walk on water
But only when it freezes

It's the curse of the standard, that the invincibles or first decade set
Always in search of the play that I haven't spit yet
Will this step just be another misstep
To tarnish, whatever the legacy, love or respect
I've garnered?
The team has to be perfect, the defence flawless
And it always feels like I'm hittin' the mark
'Til I go sit on the sofa, listen sky and they pick it apart
Like, "This shit is garbage!"
God's given me all this, still I feel no different regardless
Fans look to me as a god, this is retarded
If only they knew, it's a facade and it's exhaustive
And I try not to listen to STEVE R or Merse
But if you bitches are tryin' to strip me of my confidence
Mission accomplished
I'm not God-sent
Graham, Klopp, Fergie
, Pep, and I'm no Special one.

I walk on water
But I ain't no Jose
I walk on water
But only when it freezes

'Cause I'm only human, just like you
Making my mistakes, oh if you only knew
I don't think you should believe in me the way that you do
'Cause I'm terrified to let you down, oh

It's true, I'm a Rubik's, a beautiful mess
At times stuborn, yes, I don't always see things or tell the truth and I jest
A flawed human, I guess
But I'm doin' my best to not ruin your expectations and meet 'em, but first
The last verse, now Granit
He's going too fast, is he going to stay on his feet or f@@@ me over? Giroud as a late sub, I'm out of ideas.
There was a time I had the world by the balls, eating out my palm
Every critic was spazzin' the f@@@ out on
And now I'm gettin' clowned and frowned on
But the only one who's looking down on
Me that matters now's You, the fans
Am I lucky to be around this long?

Was the rap about Wenger?

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19 Nov 2017 17:14:00
Is that you Steve R? ๐Ÿ˜.

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19 Nov 2017 18:05:27
Im no poet
And don't you know it.

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19 Nov 2017 19:01:40
Steve are you really one half of the old man duo that sit in the balcony on the muppets show.

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19 Nov 2017 20:28:29
"That wasn't half bad. No it was all bad" ๐Ÿ˜.

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19 Nov 2017 20:29:48
Sano, i didn't know the muppets are still on, i stopped watching when i left junior school. Tell me are them two still on.

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{Ed0333's Note - I havenโ€™t heard the words junior school in ages, bloody hell I must be ancient

19 Nov 2017 20:38:51
Ed you and me both.

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19 Nov 2017 20:38:51
Ed you and me both.

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{Ed0333's Note - I think the world is run by millennial as now no use for old git terminology like junior school ๐Ÿ˜€

19 Nov 2017 23:44:29
Not to bad Sy, but when the raver has the mic in his hands he's brought many of London nightclubs to a standstill. Mc hammer has nothing on the raver.

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19 Nov 2017 15:23:41
I'm in the outback of the Mexican jungle, so haven't seen the game.
But have we found out who hacked ravers account.
The press say we deserved it, but stats seem close, except the hitting off the onion sack, I also see mopo the mumbler, not happy with the excelent mike dean,
I have to go as we only have one plug, and my wife grandfather needs his life support machine plugging back in.
I'm off to knock the froth off a few Sols,
Respect to the banter boys.

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19 Nov 2017 15:32:54
"My wife's Grandfather needs his life support pluuging back in"

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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19 Nov 2017 15:34:42
Lol welshy.

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19 Nov 2017 23:46:14
Are you in I'm a celebrity get me out of here welsh.

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20 Nov 2017 13:20:53
That's RG your thinking about raver. He's running the production company out there and is also Amir khans agent amongst other things.

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19 Nov 2017 12:25:12
Steve r things are looking Good, Good win yesterday, if you keep that going you will be in with a shout of finishing 5th or 6th and playing in the Europa league next year again, and Malagas love for Wenger will continue.
What do you think dags? .

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19 Nov 2017 13:46:14
You didn't mention your lover raver
Did you fall out?

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19 Nov 2017 14:10:08
Did Utd beat another smaller team Malaga?

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19 Nov 2017 14:52:13
12 i'm sorry i must need a comedy inplant because i didn't find you post funny. Especially as utd stand about as much chance of winning the league as spuds. And you are now only the second best team in manchester.

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19 Nov 2017 14:56:03
Stoner utd are not a million miles away from being the manchester arsenal.

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19 Nov 2017 15:03:02
Leahy,
We will still finish above your lot ๐Ÿ˜.

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19 Nov 2017 15:25:07
Youโ€™re not wrong Steve, when I see us play badly I always get to cheer myself up by watching how equally poor they are at about 500 times the cost. A lamb dressed in Wolfs clothing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

The power shift isnโ€™t down south, itโ€™s happening up north.

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19 Nov 2017 15:25:34
Stoner I couldn't give a crap where we finish as long as it's above mourinho and the toot.

I would love to see a Duhwayne break down again.

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19 Nov 2017 15:46:24
Iโ€™m with you Malaga mate, Duhwayne, I would bet, cried himself to sleep in his mums arms last night. Bless his little cotton socks. ๐Ÿ˜‰.

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19 Nov 2017 16:56:03
Malaga you still my favourite.

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19 Nov 2017 18:58:23
Is Dwayne still about, haven't seen anything from him lately.

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19 Nov 2017 18:08:40
Yep stoner, it is strange but no one talks about that power shift. And it really is one.

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19 Nov 2017 19:43:57
Yes stoner the northern power shift is the big shift and the only shift and we don't see much media coverage about that one. Strange.

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19 Nov 2017 19:50:16
oh that's cute, two love birds.

we can tell from the posts that MG wears the trousers.

oh go on MG you post first and Ill say something nice, no no no Stoner you go first and I'll back up whatever you say, no pretty please MG you go first cause your the best.

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19 Nov 2017 20:30:27
Steve a power shift.
London, you are on par with Watford for a mid table scrap, lol.

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19 Nov 2017 20:40:25
12, you are so funny. But you are struggling today.

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19 Nov 2017 23:49:56
Malaga everybody loves the raver you know that.

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19 Nov 2017 10:14:31
Could Arsenal be interested in signing Fabregas? I heard him being mentioned in the Manchester United Sharkopod as a potential target. As ร–zil and Sanchez are leaving I think it would make perfect sense to bring him back to the Emirates. Although he's probably not as goos as ร–zil and Sanchez, he's still better than the rest of our attacking midfielders.

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19 Nov 2017 10:56:04
Fab would be an asset in many many ways iceman I agree, he is a great link to our more competitive past and has played in very very successful teams and has as you say much much more ability than any other mf player than we currently have.
He would be a very astute signing if he would come that is?
If utd and Mourinho want him he will take some getting because they will offer a higher fee higher wages and more football ambition than we can currently make an argument of.
They may have been in the title wilderness for a bit but their ambition to get back is plain to see regards players they go for and are 100% committed to doing all they can to sign them.

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19 Nov 2017 09:39:01
Anyone watch match of the day last night? I thought Alan Shearer was spot on with both his compliments of yesterday's performance and critism of us not showing that level of commitment effort and desire anywhere near often enough.
He said " I find Arsenal very frustrating and I can only imagine how their own fans must feel ".

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19 Nov 2017 11:12:01
I didn't see it but he is only stating the obvious.

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19 Nov 2017 08:14:28
Was Walcott ill or coldn't even get on the bench and is off in January?
Thoughts fellow gooners.

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19 Nov 2017 09:29:24
Where would or could he go?
It would have to be to one of utd Liverpool city utd to afford his wages even if he was a free.
Maybe West ham or Everton on loan with us paying some of his wages I guess.

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Premier League Match Preview Sunday 19th November 2017

19 Nov 2017 05:55:00
{Ed's Note - we have posted a new article entitled, Premier League Match Preview Sunday 19th November 2017

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19 Nov 2017 02:09:06
18 points till safety๐Ÿ‘.

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{Ed0333's Note - ๐Ÿ˜‚

19 Nov 2017 11:12:35
Sqeeky bum time.

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18 Nov 2017 22:34:10
Thank you Mike Dean (Wink Wink) .

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19 Nov 2017 09:30:38
I wonder if Arsene will talk about this for a fortnight :-)

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19 Nov 2017 10:53:18
He thought it was easily a free kick and both goals were on side.

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19 Nov 2017 12:20:37
I think Arsene's reaction to the referees decision mistakes after both the City and Spurs games sums him up perfectly, far to heavy on excuses and little acceptance of reality.
We deserved to beat Spurs yesterday and deserved to loose to city two weeks before, the Spurs game yesterday and the Chelsea away game prove the team can produce the goods if they
A fancy it
B are allowed to by the the manager picking the right team and tactics to the job at hand.
The City Liverpool Stoke games proved
A our players don't always fancy it
B are not always set up right to achieve the best results.

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