Arsenal Banter Archive January 01 2016

 

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01 Jan 2016 22:47:17
Ed's,
If G62 mentions the words 'Mario Balotelli' during transfer window, could Ed033 set up an app on this site that allows posters to physically punch him on the nose?
Please.

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{Ed025's Note - we are setting that up as we speak dags..

01 Jan 2016 23:42:01
The first rule of mighty Mario club is? Always always always mention Balotelli during a window :-)
Ouch, OK OK one at a time lads :- (

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02 Jan 2016 08:24:50
Love it :-)

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02 Jan 2016 10:07:32
Annoying player Mario. We saw him have an immense game against England and a few other. It's there somewhere
Maybe he's not got it to do it every week and never will. Shame as he could be immense if he tried.

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02 Jan 2016 10:24:28
Maybe Kopp will be the manager to finally get him to perform at his best on a regular basis?

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02 Jan 2016 10:46:43
Blimey Derby,
A player you don't like? :-)

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01 Jan 2016 22:44:02
Slightly premature (stop it) , but I'm very excited about Elneny.

Not exactly the 'big' signing we all crave, but he looks a very exciting prospect.

DM who is comfortable going forward, can shoot, tackle and has a very good range of passing.

Could be a top top signing.

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01 Jan 2016 23:18:44
Not a DM dags more a deep lying play maker lol. Seems to be the way many teams go tho. Could be worse though we could have Ryan mason or Joe allen.

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01 Jan 2016 23:55:20
Or Caz replacement! To compete with Aaron and Flamini respectively?
He's not a rush out and get the shirt signing but give him a chance says i, and if after 10 minutes of seeing him in action he's not Sanchez or Ozil quality WENGER OUT :-)

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02 Jan 2016 08:35:01
From what little I have seen of him, I would prefer Elneny to Arteta and Flamini, both of whom must depart this summer, a season too late in my opinion for both of them. I would sign an additional defensive midfield player in the current window, if possible. One of the reasons our 1998 double winning team and the 2004 invincibles were so successful was the Shield that Virira and Petit, Vieira and Gilberto gave the back four.

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02 Jan 2016 10:08:19
I'd take capoue over arteta flamini. Both were done ages ago. At least we are moving in right direction.

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02 Jan 2016 10:36:29
And we had edu and the Romford pele in there for back and who are better than flamini and arteta.

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02 Jan 2016 09:29:07
No one will have a clue what he's like till he puts the shirt on and goes out to battle in the EPL yes the video montage of elneny looks good but there supposed to ain't they, unless anyone watches the Swiss league week in week out you can hardly come to conclusions that he more of a deep lying playmaker lol, or are those DM, s who have a good passing range? Anyway the scouts have obviously had a good look and the price fits in to out budget so let's just see!

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01 Jan 2016 21:57:22
Fair play to Bournemouth on there signing.

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01 Jan 2016 22:40:33
Only if its a trigger for us signing Messi :-)

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01 Jan 2016 12:20:17
Jenny where are you?
Also
Flybo
Champaign Charlie
Malaga Gooner
Stoner
Wengerism
Cammie
Mumbai
Aussie
Etc

Won't you come out and play with us :)

PS I know someone (regular poster) here is rumoured to be two of those posters lol.

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01 Jan 2016 12:26:41
Actually, I was all of the above.
But, decided to re-invent myself as just plain old Dags, lol.

( haha, hence your bottom line Rue)

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01 Jan 2016 12:42:35
Happy New Year Rue,

Im never far away mate, read every day, happy new year to all you other gunners too.

Looking forward to May and the chance to get No14, to laughing at a Dags joke, to Derby getting to see one of his loves in an Arsenal shirt, to steve having a smile on his face, Banbury's boy getting the golden boot and Malaga getting to like Wenger again. :-)

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01 Jan 2016 13:52:31
Doc Green went to the outback to take the job of his dreams
He's been gone a year more and forgotten all about us it seems :- (

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{Ed025's Note - and also our jenny has bitten the dust, a bird who loves footy oh lifes so unjust.. :)

01 Jan 2016 14:31:03
Doc and Jenny eloped together Ed, jenny came back for a while last summer but couldn't live without the Doc and returned to him to start their own little tribe of bushwhacker gooners.

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{Ed025's Note - well the doc did always like to go down under i believe G62.. :)

01 Jan 2016 18:14:49
Stoner lol I'm sure one of my now 400 tips will play for arsenal.

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01 Jan 2016 19:15:51
Let's hope its not Falco Derby :-)

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01 Jan 2016 19:30:14
Got no I said when Chelsea got him on loan bad call
U take a punt on him like manu did but after seeing him he belongs in a slower league. An acl injury at 28 hard to come back.

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01 Jan 2016 15:51:09
He certainly did Ed his apatite for the bush was always renowned and with our Jen he found his didgeridoo a perfect home :-)

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{Ed025's Note - love it G62..

01 Jan 2016 11:38:41
Happy New Year! Hopefully we will be crowned champions for real rather than winning the calendar year trophy!

Big win today to kick start the year - good if Rambo, Theo and Joel score to boost confidence.

On a negative side - it's almost midday and no bloody signings! Wenger out! 😀

Let's put on a show today against Newcastle on show our intent this season.

Let's also show we mean business in the window with shrewd buys in the key areas. I want quality not necessarily big names!

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{Ed001's Note - good job the window doesn't open until tomorrow....}

01 Jan 2016 12:04:44
Same as the Newcastle game 😉 Heavy night SY4👍🏻.

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01 Jan 2016 12:05:59
Correct 001,
Indeed, If we beat Newcastle today, I would be very happy as we are playing tomorrow.
SY4, You are getting your day's mixed up, lol.
Mind you, I thought today was Saturday too.

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{Ed001's Note - it is age, it gets to us all, like your jokes dags, they wear us down until eventually one makes us chuckle....}

01 Jan 2016 16:52:39
you chaps are missing the obvious here! SY why is from the future :-)
Feeliy silly no or what?

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01 Jan 2016 23:53:07
I am back - the future looks great by the way.

Two great signings and another trophy!

Now, let's show some intent tomorrow!

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01 Jan 2016 10:34:26
Cheeky bid for Loic Remy?

Ok, I'll shut up 😆.

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{Ed025's Note - good idea..

01 Jan 2016 10:52:18
Perfect for palace I feel.

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01 Jan 2016 10:59:35
If I couldn't get higuin, and if he didn't leave the way he did. and play for the spuds. adebuyor. free transfer, tell him six month contract . real handful good in the air. he no his way around d lane and Etihad. great record against them them. be great to bring on last 20 for giroud. what about watfords oghbana sorry about spelling.

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{Ed025's Note - he would be the last player on this earth i would want playing for my team sligo, total waste of space, bone idle and a horror bag to boot...but besides that not a bad shout.. :)

01 Jan 2016 11:03:17
I mean ighola from watford.

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{Ed025's Note - good effort.. :)

01 Jan 2016 11:21:57
Adebayor is one the the biggest wastes iv ever seen in football. He came with a bad rep. Left with one and carries it on.

If he came here and gave his all I'd take him on his day hel kill any defender in the league
He won't though he's already retired in my view waster. Spurs look very happy now he's gone.

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01 Jan 2016 11:18:40
Adebuyor would run through walls, when his contract would be running down. but the following season he do nothing, very lazy. money grabber.

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01 Jan 2016 11:50:56
Pay him a tiny basic and then bonuses based on KM covered in a game as well as goals off set by a fine if he strops.

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01 Jan 2016 11:53:43
Sligo mate, that was a very bad shout, you just sumed him up lazy and waste of space, as for talent he'd got none, way passed it anyway. As for remy dags I once thought he could be the new henry and I Was mistaken and he has as good chance as getting austin mate. I think we need a striker who is not afraid to take on two defenders. I know some might have an issue with higuain but I think he would be immense in our attack.

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01 Jan 2016 11:23:50
Morning to you all and happy new year guys and ed25 I hope you and the toffees have a great 2016 starting off with a thumping 5-0 win on Sunday, hatrick for Lukaku. ;-) .

And let's stop with the crazy transfer suggestions or I'll start talking about Bendtner! Lol.

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{Ed025's Note - all the best red dog..

01 Jan 2016 10:22:09
Hi eds any idea if arsenal will sign any players in this window thanks and keep up the food work.

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{Ed025's Note - no need to rub it in that we may have overeaten this holiday period stephen.. :)

01 Jan 2016 10:52:37
Hahaha eds.

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01 Jan 2016 12:08:38
Definitely a personal did at ed025.
Pay no attention Ed, you know we love you just the way you are, you cuddly thing you, lol.

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{Ed025's Note - cheers dags...happy new year mate..

01 Jan 2016 13:33:08
Same to you Ed.
All the best to you and The Toffee's.

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01 Jan 2016 20:47:15
Sorry meant good work.

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01 Jan 2016 00:03:41
I'm confused.
There's supposed to be a problem re Elneny getting a work permit. He has approx. 40 caps for Egypt, but they are 57th in current FIFA rankings, with only the top 50 and EU countries fulfilling the current qualification requirements.
On the other hand it is reported tonight that Grujic has joined Liverpool from Red Star Belgrade of Serbia and received a permit. Yet he has no caps for his country, which are currently 56th in the FIFAS rankings and Serbia are not in the EU at present.
Can anyone explain?

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{Ed002's Note - Firstly you cannot compare the two directly. The rules have changed to a points based system and the wages being paid come in to play. Liverpool are significantly over paying Grujic - Arsenal will need to put a case together that shows Elneny meets the criteria. I would not expect any issue at all.}

01 Jan 2016 10:54:25
The work permit rule has always amazed me. Footballers come in and get paid well. They don't claim benefits and we get a lot of tax from them

The deal will go through though anyway.

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01 Jan 2016 03:07:01
Don't no if is my brain or the drink talking going arsenal 4v Newcastle 0.giroud, ozil, Ramsey, walcott.

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01 Jan 2016 09:28:48
I think 5 0 but! We all know what happens when we start getting over excited and making these big win predictions :-)
3 points will do nicely how ever they come but we shouldn't struggle in this one IMO.

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01 Jan 2016 10:32:29
2-0.
Wally and Giroud.

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01 Jan 2016 11:44:28
I reckon 5-0 with Ozil breaking the assist record :p you heard it here first!

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