Arsenal Banter Archive July 01 2014

 

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01 Jul 2014 23:52:10
MOTD Fever. DeAndre Yedlin anyone. Pace to burn and can defend. Thoughts

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{Ed025's Note - your right 1920....MOTD fever..

02 Jul 2014 00:43:18
Gotta say ed025, he impressed a lot and is only 20. Could be motd fever but is playing a lot for his mls side. Who knows?

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{Ed027's Note - both USA rb's have impressed tbh

02 Jul 2014 04:41:36
Think all of our defenders did quite well. Gonzalez impressed me, as did yedlin and Johnson. Greens finish had me wondering why we still play wondolowski

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01 Jul 2014 23:51:11
Looks like Sanchez might actually happen! Exciting times!

Wenger have another look at Fabian schar!

Debuchy or lichenster (?) of juve.

Schiederlin or khedira

A fairly massive wage bill.

And a scary starting XI!

My ideal:
Shezza
Debuchy Merts Kos Gibbs
Schiederlin Ramsey
Sanchez ozil theo
Giroud

*Note - theory that theo needs to player on right and cut in like Henry used to. He likes taking shoots with an open foot.

Sanchez has shown he is one of the best wide right forwards around. Pls don't turn into an higuain situation!

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Brilliant player but I'd take Di maria given the choice. His attitude seems better and he spent considerably less time rolling round the floor complaining about touch tackles. Which let's face it, ain't going to get him far in the prem.



Although he is still a top top quality player.

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01 Jul 2014 23:24:36
I have been responding to some of the adverts on this site.

I now have teeth so white that if I smile I could light up a small Scottish village at midnight.

I have lost 2 stone in weight and am dating, soon to marry, a Russian hottie from Stalingrad.

And I'm a stock-market genius.

Thanks Ed's, lol.

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{Ed025's Note - you only need a civil partnership with remy now for the set dags.. :)

01 Jul 2014 23:40:46
Have you been reading my diary again Ed? Lol.

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01 Jul 2014 22:31:42
So the transfer window opens officially today and eds025 assures me this window will be a good one for us, only 63 days to worry about it!

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{Ed025's Note - mark my words peanut..

Oh I will be holding you to it mate haha

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If its anything but a great transfer window, i'm going to call southern comfort, get ed025 number, track him down, and absolutely muller him with a truckload of sand.

stuff that in your speedos.

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01 Jul 2014 22:25:05
Can anyone see us signing a 2nd attacking player, if we sign Sanchez? (Fingers, arms, legs and toes crossed!) Even though they play similar positions, I'd love Di Maria. Sanchez can definitely play centrally and a front 3 of Di Maria, Alexis and Theo, in front of Ozil

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01 Jul 2014 23:13:49
I think if we do sign Sanchez than most people would agree with the Dags-man and be happy if we also pick up Remy Remy Remy for a cheap as chips £8m.

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02 Jul 2014 03:38:03
Hang on Dags, are you saying most people would agree with Remy over Di Maria? Who are these "most people", they need to increase the medication!

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{Ed025's Note - im with you outback..

02 Jul 2014 07:42:36
No mate, but I just think if we get Sanchez, he will be our only major signing.

Can you really see Wenger splashing the cash on Sanchez AND Di Maria?

plus a GK and holding mid and a RB. I just think people would accept Remy providing we get a big signing like Sanchez OR Di Maria.

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02 Jul 2014 10:27:33
Don't worry Dags, I knew exactly what you were saying, it makes a lot of sense. Just winding you up. Which worked a treat, just quietly.

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02 Jul 2014 12:24:24
I know Outback, lol.

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01 Jul 2014 21:55:00
Funny stat I just read. Koscielny is the player that gave away the most penalties in the English premier league in the last season

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01 Jul 2014 23:26:42
Agree there mate.

Good defender, Arsenal thru and thru, but he's more clumsy than my 4 year old boy.

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01 Jul 2014 21:17:52
Guys, if we fail to get Di Maria, Sanchez etc, how would you feel if we put in a cheeky bid for Valbuena? That boy can play football and don't think he would be as expensive as the other three

I also liked that Algerian striker called Slemani. Has bucket loads of pace. If he was cheap, I would buy him simply for his pace. Boateng and Per were no match for him and Neuer had to play sweeper for most of the game :)

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02 Jul 2014 00:18:20
Too much like Cazorla. we need a player that will take people on and run in behind!

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01 Jul 2014 21:14:09
Diego Maradona seems to agree with my previous post i.e. Reckless challenges versus the Suarez bite. What was worse? The Suarez bite, or that tibia shattering tackle by Blaise Matuidi on Onazi of Nigeria? FIFA by now know what happened and have replays to show how malicious the tackle was. What sort of action are they going to take now? Are they even going to consider a ban? Chiellini is fine and Onazi is out for months possibly

Bunch of hypocrites! Lol

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01 Jul 2014 20:45:39
Alright then lads, is it just me who thinks we should try to sign suarez? Yeah he's a complete nutjob but so is ballotelli, I i know Ide rather have upfront. The bloke is world class, about time we signed a rivals top player aswell. Who knows maybe wenger is thinking what I'm thinking! Stranger things have happened lol

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I would sign him in a heartbeat! (Maybe that's why I will never be a professional coach :) ).

38 league games (average per season)
Plays for 30 (average per season)
Banned for 8 (average per season)
Scores 25 (average per season)

Do not forget that we used to have a very clinical and prolific but ever injured striker in Van Persie. I remember one season he played only 7 games. If Suarez can play 30 games per season and score 25, I would be very happy with that! Even with more than 8 games out, he would still at least double at least what Giroud scores for us!

Besides, I am pretty sure Arsene Wenger will probably exorcise the vampire in him and bring him back to being human. Van Helsing or Blade would have to be part of the technical team to make sure he behaves :)

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01 Jul 2014 21:59:32
I would take him in a heartbeat, warts and all.

Apart from the obvious problem bite-boy has, I'm not sure if he understands the word 'loyal'.

Apart from those 2 problems, would love him at Arsenal.

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01 Jul 2014 20:00:56
REVERSE MOTD FEVER ALERT!

Everyone on MOTD was slating Di Maria in today's game but for me, you can see he is world class.

Two footed, always keen to shoot or take people on.

I'd sign him in an instance!

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I thought watching his terrible performance how some people would start to doubt him :-)
Amazing both ways one good game and its sign him Arsene or one bad game and cancel the cheque Arsene.
Poor players some times have a really good game and vice versa.

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Wise words g62 mate.

He is quality for me and would light up the Emirates in my opinion.

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01 Jul 2014 23:27:51
Totally agree G62.

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01 Jul 2014 19:58:45
1404 you are spot on, JT and Dags you have to remember AW won't sign anymore than 3 or 4 players ( that is on his high side ) we already have 2, so it doesn't leave many more options, Mr Wenger will not spend more than £50,000,000 but that is after he has pocketed some dosh after sales .

Dags me old mate I am just realistic, some of you fail to remember the misery of last years transfer window .

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Banbury what 2 have we signed?

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I think we will sign 4 players and the fact that we didn't sign Cesc makes me more confident that we will have a good transfer window
We are focusing on signing the players we need and not signing for any other reason . Out of all the deals done so far I can't remember any player that we need moving ( Costa IMO wouldn't fit in to our style of play ) yeah we haven't signed anyone yet but I do think we will sign the right players to help is much on and challenge for the title

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01 Jul 2014 21:21:55
Banbury I know you and other guys are stuck in this money thing and Arsene's inability to spend it but I look at it like this.

The press will say anything, twist anything, add anything and generally be a group of low life pond dwellers when it comes to Arsene.

Now to me SK said to Arsene, we plan to build a Stadium to enable us to compete year in year out with the big clubs of Europe and the EPL.

To do this you have to penny pinch whilst we pay for this, we'll reach a point, around 2013/2014 when we can loosen the purse strings and you can then buy big.

Arsene says ok I'm up for that and here we are nearly 12 months and a £42 million player already in the bank later with even more money to spend.

So for me ok if the likes of Cazorla, Vermaelen and Podolski want to leave cool but they are players we should keep and be recycling over the next few years but for now let the Parks, Bendtners and Myiachi's leave and just add that top quality.

I have every faith he will do this, he has absolutely no reason not to and I cannot believe that he won't spend big, there will be players available and they will come. TRUST ME, I know I'm not a proper welder but I know. OK. :-)

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Banbury Gooner, did you not get enough hugs as a child? You seem awfully pessimistic!

Just sit back and enjoy (or not!) the next few months and support the team regardless of who we buy (or don't buy)

We are THE ARSENAL and that's what we do!

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01 Jul 2014 21:55:24
Banbury me old mucka,

I hear what you are saying and to a certain, in fact, large extent, I fear you could be correct.

The whole world, and his dog, can see we need at least 5 players.

A GK and a RB, purely to replace Fabianski and Sagna, so that is just a replacement and not strengthening.

We need a solid DM (Schneiderlin please) and an out and out striker (Remy please) and also somebody like Alexis Sanchez.

These are not luxury signings, these are essential signings, ones that might keep us in touch with the Man City's and Chelsea's of this world.

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01 Jul 2014 23:29:00
Good post Jenjen.

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01 Jul 2014 19:58:00
just listening to Hansen and co slating Di Maria. its fecking ball-sheet, this is the problem with english football, its all telos based in a very short term sense, we are brought up with an inherent fear of losing the ball and a massive focus on the result of the game, rather than development. as a nation we restrict players, we expect everyone to work hard in a laisse fair sort of a way, there is no room in the english game for players who posess flair, but maybe lack in terms of deffensive work rate. I believe this is why players like arshavin really struggle over here and why we don't produce world class driblers or passers. also, as bizzare as this may sound, there is a distinct lack of understanding when it comes to what happens when you kick a ball. rant over, thoughts?

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01 Jul 2014 19:56:39
I
I believe
I believe that we will

I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win!

Let's go you American outlaws! Sam's army takeover of Brazil!

Great day to be alive, love you Gooners!

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Good luck USG!

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Half way there USG! Don't mess it up now!

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It sickens me to my core to see you lot do well, atleast start calling it football rather than soccer. ;)

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01 Jul 2014 18:51:17
just writing an article at the moment for a well known formation titled football magazine, the crux of it is that Mesut Ozil was good last season (i don't buy into the idea that he's been poor so far), this season he's going to be a Ducking God on the pitch

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Does that mean he's not going to head the ball all season?

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01 Jul 2014 18:03:20
Remy is signing for spurs get over it said this few weeks ago pardew told me himself!

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01 Jul 2014 16:57:43
If we don't sign Remy, I think you lot should all have a whip round and buy Remy for Dags.

Call it an early Xmas present.

Thoughts? (no swear words pls, lol).

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My thoughts are;

1) You need help. I'm talking pychiatric help. You're obsessed with this French young man.

2) We won't need a whip round as we will sign a blockbuster player like Di Maria, Sanchez, or re-signing Nilolas Bendtner on a five year deal and all will be forgotten about Loic who.

Especially when he signs for Spurs.

Then you'll be really embarrassed you showed him so much love!

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01 Jul 2014 18:38:48
So Greeny,

How much you putting in the whip?

lol

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Surely you must have a colleague who could help out with this psychiatric therapy for Dags Dr Green?

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The big question is will Dags switch to follow his boy when he joins the spurs?

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I'm sure my friend Dr Acula can help Dags.

Although it might be like getting blood from a stone.

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01 Jul 2014 19:22:26
Greeny, can't you pretend I'm a dolphin and help me out?

BDG, wash your mouth out Sir, lol.

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01 Jul 2014 20:06:58
DR Acula?

fangs very much mate.
can he also help with my chest problem? I keep coffin.

I hope he won't be cross.

can I count on him?

Did you like what I did there?

Honestly, I should be on TV.

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Be on tv?

Dags you definitely have a face and joke repertoire for radio.

A portable one without batteries.

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Cheques in the post

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01 Jul 2014 22:56:14
Ouch Greeny, lol.

Thanks Maids.

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01 Jul 2014 16:16:12
So everyone's getting a bit tetchy (myself included) about the transfer window being officially open for 16hrs and still no marquee signings!

However, I think Wenger won't be revealing any for at least a week. Players who are linked to us; Sanchez, Vidal, Aurier etc. Have only just gone out of the World Cup a few days or a week ago. Most players will then go on holiday for at least a week. Therefore, nothing will be done until they're back.

Couple that with players like Rodriguez, Greizmann, etc still being in the tournament.

However, I would just like to say that I for one agree with Jens earlier positivity. I can see two big players coming in for at least £25m each coupled with a Schneiderlin and a Remy for £10m or so. Throw in the outstanding Mexican GK Ochoa for free and everyone's having a good time.

The puma launch is July 10th. Live in hope that one or more players will be announced as the start of a new era begins.

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01 Jul 2014 18:41:47
Hope you are right mate


Would love a GK, Aurier, Schneiderlin, Alexis Sanchez and Remy.

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I said two quality players Dags! Remy doesn't count!

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01 Jul 2014 20:10:23
He's not quality in a Newcastle shirt.

He's not quality in a QPR shirt.

He would be top top quality in an Arsenal shirt.

In Dags we trust.

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01 Jul 2014 15:19:59
I realy hope our new shirts aren't those overly tight ones some teams, like Uruguay have in the world cup.
They look a bit ridiculous.
Plus could you see some of our, shall we say, heavier set, fans wearing them.
Thoughts?

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01 Jul 2014 17:00:16
Sizzling post Bacon.

Did you see what I did there?

I amaze myself sometimes.

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I'm gunner by sick.

See what I did there Dags?

Sometimes I get down to your level.

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Would like it to be honest, i'm a bit fattest (anti-fat people) and quite frankly if it stopped middle aged losers walking round town with Ramsey on their back that's got to be a good thing. plus the kits look gooood

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01 Jul 2014 18:44:17
Now you are talking Greeny mate.

Welcome to my world of total craziness.

Shtingggg.

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01 Jul 2014 19:25:35
Come on Saint,

Not everybody can have bodies like you and I lol.

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I bet you miss the days of the 3inch shorts too Saint?

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01 Jul 2014 11:59:55
Eds is it possible you could tell us when to expect signings? Obviously not to the day but is it likely to be in the near future?

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{Ed027's Note - soon, when our targets return from the WC, expect movements

01 Jul 2014 15:15:13
I'm having movements at the moment because I'm absolutely crapping myself that we don't sign anybody.

Too much information?

sorry, lol.

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01 Jul 2014 15:41:53
Am I reading into this too much that we may have signed someone but are waiting for them to come home from WC. Prob me just hoping tbh

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I can say for sure all signings will be done by October if that helps

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01 Jul 2014 13:19:55
Hi all
Used to post on here ages ago in times of metal gooner etc, still read often but haven't posted for a while.
Could be completely false but I heard valbuena is available for 8 million. If santi really does have his heart set on a move back to Spain, how would people feel if we sold him for the 'quoted' 20 million euros and signed valbuena and maybe someone like remy (for dags :) ) for the money we got for santi?

Just a thought that's all

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If Santi wants out and Atletico want him then I think we should do some business to snatch up Turan from then. A bit younger and a great player IMO

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01 Jul 2014 16:53:57
Oi oi Metal,

How you doing mate?

Hope you are correct about Remy.

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01 Jul 2014 09:37:32
Something I forgot to add to my last post - although it makes sense to keep calm and let the club work the deals out in their dark and mysterious ways, I'd just like to point out that this "it's only July/August" attitude really starts to wear thin when you consider just how fast time passes by. We been through this transfer hell for years now and had our emotions toyed with time and time again.

A humble request to the Eds and posters out there - if you have news, any news, let us know ASAP.

despite the fabulous world cup underway, lord knows that we could use some fresh faces to brighten up our days.

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01 Jul 2014 07:03:52
Can someone tell me where Gadzidis and rest of the management team are? What have they been doing for the last 8 weeks? Seems to me they are doing nothing!

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{Ed025's Note - they are all working hard to get deals done dino, just because they dont let you know on an hourly basis, does not mean things are not happening behind the scenes mate..

Several high profile deals have been done already by our competitors, to hear that they are working hard behind the scenes is just not good enough. This is a results business where are the results of all this hard work?

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Mate no disrespect but are you for real, the transfer window had been open for 7 hours when you posted that. the results come at the end of the season not the beggining.

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30 Jun 2014 12:59:15
Ed what is actually happening with Joel Campbell this summer?
Thanks

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{Ed027's Note - according to Wenger, he will be staying with us

Campbell should replace Sanogo as the 3rd choice striker. Sanogo could be doing with a loan, or 20.

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Depends what type of striker comes in/

Joel likes to play wide, so does A. Sanchez.

Sanogo is cover for Giroud has he is as "Target man".

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01 Jul 2014 00:13:23
Sooo. the transfer window is officially open right? I hope we get something done quickly! As it does every year, the suspense is killing me!
Aurier, Vidal, Sanchez and Benzema isn't too much to ask for is it? haha
COYG
(Sorry if this comes through twice)

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Add Jack Butland to that and that's exactly what I want to take us to the top! I'd maybe go with Calum Chambers of Southampton instead of Aurier but I'd have either.

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01 Jul 2014 09:49:29
Must they sign players every window? Maybe just a goalkeeper, Arsenal shd be fine.

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Abaka,

So all you want us to do is buy a GK?! No RB, no CB, no DM, no ST?

Welcome to 5th/6th place my friend.

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