Arsenal Banter Archive March 01 2016

01 Mar 2016 22:09:46
West Bromwich nick a point at Leicester.

Over to you Arsene.

01 Mar 2016 22:19:18
Told you once I bet Leicester it was dropped points. Lol.

01 Mar 2016 22:38:48
Win our next 2 and were joint top atleast :-) but fail to win either and we could very easily be locked in a 4th/ 5th place battle with utd :- (
Over to you with double jam on it Arsene :-)

01 Mar 2016 22:49:54
Its still close and lots can happen. As they say its not over until the old lady sings. "I think that's the say right? "

{Ed025's Note - fat lady moe...but damn good try mate..

01 Mar 2016 22:54:28
Damn I thought I got it wrong some where along the line lol. Thanks ed25.

{Ed025's Note - no probs moe..

01 Mar 2016 23:53:51
We need 2 big performances and 2 wins now to still have a real shout, will not be easy but the players have got to start showing what they made of and prove they really want it.

02 Mar 2016 00:22:51
Hey darren were you betting on Arsenal lately?

02 Mar 2016 01:22:37
Unfortunately yes I promise only to bet against then from now on or never at all. I did have them by over two goals against the Greeks. I am only betting Tottenham and Leicester moneyline from now on still plenty of Tim for me to ruin there seasons. Lol.

01 Mar 2016 23:03:11
Ed,
Where Moe comes from maybe they don't have fat ladies, just old ones?
Just a thought :-)

02 Mar 2016 07:35:32
He must come from gala bingo then dags.

01 Mar 2016 21:45:34
Told you guys I played Leicester money line and I lost. Mush is here Tottenham next.

01 Mar 2016 22:02:40
Darren,
Keep that bad luck going mate :-)

01 Mar 2016 22:23:28
Don't worry tough to bet against Arsenal but I may have to do it for the greater good.

{Ed025's Note - keep it going..jonah.. :)

01 Mar 2016 22:03:00
Id rather they had lost before kante is back. They showed again they can come from a goal down. The secret. Drink water.

01 Mar 2016 16:09:12
What's happened to G-nab? We recalled him from west brom n now he's gone missing.

We haven't much cover for the wings now aswel as the striker roll.

Everyone talks of utds injuries but we haven't exactly been let off lightly this season either (again)

01 Mar 2016 16:46:09
Utd still have another 7 years of talking up their injuries to use up but I'm afraid we've used up our quota and them some so that's no longer an option for us Je mate, West Ham and Spurs have out bid us for the rights to use the stadium as an excuse too now so Arssne has tried to introduced a brand new tapping up excuse but after Sunday that one lost all credibility on its madain voyage as the nation spoke with one voice when it asked " who in their right mind would tap any of that lot up "
Rumour has it we're looking to launch a while new extensive range of chic designer excuses in time for 2016/ 17 season funny enough its called " 4th place by Arsene because your worth it " :-)

01 Mar 2016 16:56:41
Now that's spooky, he is in the training pictures with the first team today in prep for tomorrow's game.

First time I've seen him in them since he came back from WBA. :-)

01 Mar 2016 17:41:48
G62,
That cracked me up :-)

01 Mar 2016 18:55:02
So should we lose to spurs on Saturday effectively ending any chance we realistically have of finishing above them and accept our place in their shadow w like real men with great dignity?
Or
Should we be really childish and immature and find every reason we can think of to totally debunk this season as not really counting as all the big boys Chelsea utd city and our self weren't rally trying?
I know which one I'm up for :*) na na nan na na.

01 Mar 2016 19:24:20
If we win, we should herald it as the greatest achievement in world football.

If we lose, than "Pah, Mickey Mouse Trophy".

01 Mar 2016 19:56:45
Sounds fair to me Dags :*)

01 Mar 2016 20:06:08
Gentlemen, come on don't loose the spirit. There's 11 games left.

Ps can you give me some ideas for excuses if you win on Sunday? Lasagnagate?

01 Mar 2016 20:07:32
Oops I did mean Saturday. 🙄.

01 Mar 2016 20:21:52
If we win on Saturdays North east mate there will be no room for excuses it will be all about class shining through, on the other hand :-)
You might outplay us but you'll never out excuses us mate :-)

01 Mar 2016 20:25:14
Lol G, no excuse just putting it out there ;)

Red that's a relief, was about to get the torch out.
Hopefully he's squad bound for tomorrow's game, he looked really promising then arsene mistakingly handed him over to pulis.

Hopefully after tomorrow's game we'll be feeling a little more positive NE, then it's game on! ;)

01 Mar 2016 20:50:43
And its Ars-en-al, Arsenal FC, we've by far the greatest excuses the world has ever heard :-)

01 Mar 2016 21:09:55
NES,
What about Ravergate? :-)

01 Mar 2016 21:13:58
That's catchy G lol

Excuse fc.

01 Mar 2016 16:47:53
Im a massive fan. But he needs his hunger back for football and not food.

He Hit the point where he did well got his 30k a week. Players go two ways after that. Relax in a Bentley or go push for more

Him fully fit and trim is well like a new signing. Yes I said it.

01 Mar 2016 13:08:46
Just got to say I feel a whole lot better today after two of wengers quotes. " let's use all this unjustified negativity and turn it into a positive to win the league" yes that should do it. And " why all the over the top negativity, we fight for the league not relegation" yes well you got half right arsrne. Reminds me of the war and Winston Churchill, not that I remember that.

01 Mar 2016 14:11:29
If that's the way he genuinely see's it fair enough but it just shows yet again how detached he is from the real world of football outside his own cosy little world of the Emerirates stadium.
If on the other hand he sees what all see but is trying to boost his troops then maybe he should try a different approach for once by telling them how badly they let the club and fans down and if they can't win the premier league title this season of all seasons its time he and they all packed up and moved on else where.
You never know a bit of accountability might just work wonders as it's the only thing that hasn't been tried up to now.

01 Mar 2016 17:20:34
Wenger is trying to take the pressure off his players.

{Ed025's Note - hed be better taking their wages off them after sundays debacle N/E .. :)

01 Mar 2016 18:18:31
Didn't see the match Ed, I had important gardening to do!

My business partner is a red, and I had the full break down of events, Monday. Poor thing.

I'm sure that you'll bounce back boys. In Wenger we trust.

In all honesty he's been an amazing servant for you lot, but I think it's time for him to move on an keep what left of his dynasty he has left in tact. Problem is, who do you get?

And spending money doesn't always get results.

01 Mar 2016 17:44:10
I like that Ed :-)

01 Mar 2016 08:44:29
Massive matches this week, we really need two wins. Hopefully we will get going against Swansea at home tomorrow and follow it up with a win at Tottenham. I believe Tottenham have a very tricky match at West Ham and will start to feel the effects of playing matches with little rest between them, particularly as their 'style' of football depends upon a pressing game.

01 Mar 2016 11:43:15
RG,
That, in a nutshell, is our problem.

We have to rely on other teams, like Spurs and Leicester to self implode, as opposed to us winning on merit like Chelsea did last season.

Lately I have been looking at Spurs, Leicester and Man City's remaining games, hoping they will slip up, as opposed to looking at our fixtures.

01 Mar 2016 13:13:08
Dags last night I was looking at man u's.

01 Mar 2016 14:25:11
We can still make 84 points on our own merits lads, extremely difficult also extremely unlikely but it can be done if everyone rolls their sleeves up and gives absolutely everything for the last 11 games.
OK Dags back to what you were saying about other teams imploding :-)