Arsenal Banter Archive August 23 2017

23 Aug 2017 21:48:58
Gunnerwin,

Sorry u don't understand the new terminology mate but for the record I really think arsenal are missing the type of player than can recive slipped passes from the DLP moving into space created by the B2B CM and bringing the IW into play to allow the trequista to move balls in to the mixer to create fire for the AF to feed off.

Hope that clears it up mate :)

23 Aug 2017 23:07:08
thanks for that CTR, much better lol.

24 Aug 2017 03:41:27
Someone's been on football manager.

24 Aug 2017 06:48:17
You should have signed out Chris the redman 😂.

23 Aug 2017 18:08:36
9 days left in the transfer window and nothing has changed at the club.

Why the hell was he given a new contract

Shocking.

23 Aug 2017 18:41:21
Only 676 days mate, can you make it through till then. 😁👍🏼.

23 Aug 2017 19:09:21
stoner mate, I am so close too having a spliff. The club is going to put me back on drugs.

23 Aug 2017 19:35:28
What's all this 9 days rubbish Mark? We can sign players who don't have a club anytime we want plus Dags and Steve are both available most weekends although midweek fixtures might prove tricky :-)
Think outside the triangle and you won't go wrong mate :-)

23 Aug 2017 19:47:27
Haha John. Have you seen Charlie in shorts.

23 Aug 2017 20:05:48
Don't let the huge belly and triple chin fool you mare, champagne Charlie can move when he has too, his turn of speed makes Mertesacker look slow :-)

23 Aug 2017 20:41:59
I hope it does.

23 Aug 2017 11:14:44
ed do u expect Goretzka to leave this summer? everything has gone quiet on him.

{Ed002's Note - I have explained repeatedly about Goretzka. Try the search engine.}

23 Aug 2017 12:03:20
sorry mate, i thought things might have updated with him.

23 Aug 2017 13:59:03
Today's headlines are so laughable, "Arsenal in race with Barcelona to sign Goretzka" really, the guys be available all summer for the right price but suddenly we're in a race. Unbelievable 😂😂

The other story line I love is "Liverpool are preparing a 2nd bid"

What are they doing to prepare, counting the money into a suit case, robbing a few banks, going around the ground with a collection tin?

NB, I just used Liverpool as an example😁.

23 Aug 2017 14:11:11
😂😂that actually is funny, what are they actually preparing for loool.

23 Aug 2017 14:53:29
Hey Stoner mate, remember those debates about Wilshere and Cleverley, they seem a little silly now right?

23 Aug 2017 15:44:58
Haha yes AJH, I've been waiting for Sydney to come and remind me.

I guess he's waiting until we finally let him go. 😂.

23 Aug 2017 16:44:33
It is Liverpool so robbing banks is a possibility . The only reason the Mersey runs through Liverpool is so that it doesn't get mugged😂😂 Sorry ed25 I couldn't help myself.

{Ed025's Note - thats fine SLB, we all have parts of our cities that are no-go areas mate..in liverpool its anfield.. :)

23 Aug 2017 21:03:49
Lovely reply ed 😂😂.

{Ed025's Note - cheers mate..

23 Aug 2017 22:51:07
It's alright Ed025.we can understand why anfield is no go for u. too many horrifying memories of everton being smashed! Lol! Anyways we love coming to goodison and smashing u there as well!

{Ed025's Note - in the recent past we have not done too well SW i agree but thats in the past, we are a different kettle of fish now and its very sad that your success in recent years is defined by how you do against us mate...oh how the mighty have fallen..

23 Aug 2017 04:23:38
It's a massive 8 days coming up. Against Liverpool I would like to see a back three of Mustafi, Mertesacker and Koscielny. The two holding players would be Xhaka and Coquelin. The four would be Bellerin, Ox, Ramsey and Sanchez with Lacazette up front. This would be a far better balanced team than the disjointed team that started against Stoke. I would consider bringing Ozil back at home to Bournemouth. Hiowever, I can see Wenger playing Monreal with Mustafi and Koscielny. I can see Ramsey starting alongside Xhaka to retain Ozil in the starting eleven and Sanchez will be on the bench to accommodate having Bellerin and Ox in the team and the fact that Sanchez may still depart after the Liverpool game. I still believe that we will struggle to keep the contract rebels, as I don't believe any of them believe enough in the team/ manager, especially after the [erformance at Stoke. I hope that we have a replacement for Sanchez lined up, such as Lemar. If Ox goes, we can cope without him until the January window. The problem with Ozil is that if he doesn't sign, I can't envisage anyone signing him before this window closes.

23 Aug 2017 09:18:36
Apparently Arsene has told a Swedish journalist in an interview he is very happy with the 2 players he's got and the transfer market prices are to inflated right now to do more business.
How true I don't know and wether it's a bluff is anyone's guess.
An inflated market is surely the perfect place to sell I'd have thought even if it means compensating the players for loss of earnings if they move.

23 Aug 2017 10:27:26
I recall hearing the same gunner62. Unfortunately Wenger is clearly out of touch with the current market and is always looking for a bargain, whilst the likes of Man City, Man U and Chelsea are spending. For around £150m we may be able to sign N'Zonzi. Van Dijk and Lemar. We could sell Sanchez, Elneny, Gibbs, Perez, Akpom and Campbell for approx £100m, meaning a net spend of £50m.

23 Aug 2017 10:30:27
Liverpool have CL so that's our excuse in years gone by. Let's hope it's roles reversed now.

23 Aug 2017 10:55:05
My personal guess and that's all it is that we will make a Danny Welbeck type signing on deadline day to pacify people.
Probably a 20 to 25 million player or maybe two players for around 10 to 15 millions each.
Maybe we will do much more or even less than that but it's just my guess.

23 Aug 2017 12:32:52
Lets judge him at the end of the window, but if he doesn't sign a cb and cdm by the end of the window the man is clearly clueless.

23 Aug 2017 13:10:17
I hope Arsene doesn't readily your post Olber or he won't sign either just to prove he isn't clueless and doesn't need to prove it by doing what you say :-)
One thing Arsene is and that's extremely confident in his own decisions being the right ones and the people question him the more determined he becomes to stick to his own view.
The trick is trying to convince him that the obvious choice is his chioce all along :-) we need a hypnotist first and foremost:-)

23 Aug 2017 14:00:39
Or a cheapish Hit Man 62. 😱😁😉.

23 Aug 2017 14:34:32
You're SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Arsenal Stoner:-) it would have to be a cheap hit man wouldn't it, someone who once won a gonk at the fair by knocking down 1 can out of 7 with a pistol and a cork attached to a piece of string :-)

23 Aug 2017 15:46:15
That's him gunner, get him signed up! 😂.