Arsenal Banter Archive October 26 2016

 

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26 Oct 2016 23:05:10
Hear about the man whose best mate gave him an elephant? Some say he put in his room and told everyone not to mention it


Let's hope Arsenal confront that large, November-shaped elephant. Five fixtures across three competitions, each looking as though it could be pretty testing. If our squad is to prove its credentials, November will be the lads' best chance yet to do so.

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26 Oct 2016 18:56:50
The Leeds player Ranaldo Veira, let's face it with a name like that he was never going to be a postman was he :-)

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26 Oct 2016 21:45:38
Heard his next door neighbour is called Pele Cruyff.

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26 Oct 2016 23:06:58
A postman, he is not. I hear he has a low chance of getting the sack and all.

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27 Oct 2016 07:27:47
Let's see if he can deliver on a regular basis.

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26 Oct 2016 12:58:19
Good to see the English contingent at the club stepping up to the mark. Perhaps sending Wilshere out on loan has forced the English players out of their comfort zone. Walcott and now Oxlade appear to be back to their best. It's good that we can almost field a team of homegrown players, which can compete at a high level.

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28 Oct 2016 01:49:38
Macey - Jenkison - Holding - Chambers - Gibbs - Ramsey - Maitland Niles - Wilshere - Walcott - Welbeck - Ox

For an all British team that is pretty decent not sure any other Prem team could match that.

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26 Oct 2016 09:55:57
Think I have upset Mrs Dags.

She asked me to pass her the lip balm, but accidentally gave her Superglue.
She hasn't spoke to me all morning.

I think everything is ok now.
Went out and bought her a new fridge.
Not the best present I know, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

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26 Oct 2016 17:15:02
My mrs face lit up when I bought her a present hidden in a gift wrapped box too.

Fireworks.

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