Arsenal Banter Archive February 28 2014

 

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28 Feb 2014 23:51:46
Must win tomorrow

Potential for rivals to lose points

Must handle business!

Coyfg!

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28 Feb 2014 20:23:16
Was out shopping with the wife today and she said

"Can you buy something that makes me look sexy"?

So I went in the off licence and bought 12 cans of beer.

It was a long walk home.

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I said to my wife tell something that will make me both sad and happy at the same time.

"She said " you've got a bigger willy than both your brtothers "

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I brought my wife a bouquet of flowers home this evening. She said " I suppose I'll have to spread my legs now"
I said to her " Why, don't you have a vase"

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Nice one - long walk for her

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My wife was looking I the mirror saying her breasts are beginning to sag and her arse is getting biggier she asked to please give her a compliment. Told her that there is nothing wrong with her eyesight she still has 20/20

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My wife said to me. Nothing I'm 17!

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Saint your leaving it late mate!
Your nearly old enough to be a grandad where I come from, do you not have any family?

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Mate, I still find it amazing what goes on north of london

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You boys crack me up lol

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28 Feb 2014 19:42:03
There are no easy games and tomorrow away to Stoke will be a tough one but we have to expect 3 pionts
Hopefully we can get a great start and have a realitivly stress free afternoon, because the next 6 that follow are all high potential nail biters for sure.
Beginning with Everton in QF ending with Everton way in the league.
I'm excited already.

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28 Feb 2014 18:31:22
Glad to have Vermaelen back tomorrow. I personally still really rate him and think we're very lucky to have such a high-quality player not even making the 1st team. Apart from Chelsea, I think he'd get into any other starting line up in the League.

With Gibbs and Monreal potentially out perhaps he will get a go at LB. Could he hold down a place in that position if he got a few games?

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I think think he got a bit complacent and has paid a heavy price for that, I would love to see him really pushing Merts and Kos plus Gibbs and Montreal for a place as that could only be good for the team

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Totally agree Oleg

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28 Feb 2014 15:39:06
I hope we buy morata from real Madrid.I have seen him play several times for spain u21s and he was brilliant.The first thing I thought was I wish we could buy him.He is tall, very skilful and quick.Also he runs at defenders and goes past them and is a good finisher.

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28 Feb 2014 15:27:25
I wanted the sp*ds to get thru last nite.This is because they now have to play Benfica on the Thursday night before we play them on the sunday.
They have a very bad record in the league after Europa league matches.

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Very true mta

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Spot on. I would like us to play a weaker team against Bayern on the Tuesday, knowing that the Toot have to play a full strength team on Thursday against Benfica, giving them only a couple of days rest before playing us. We have far more chance of league success, than overturning the deficit against Bayern and winning the CL. In any event if we beat the Toot, it will virtually guarantee us a top four finish.

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28 Feb 2014 11:54:33
3 of the top 4 playing league games away tomorrow and banana skin avoidance is the order of the day
So what's your predictions people

Stoke v us
Fulham v Chelski
Southampton v Liverpool

Any slip ups or will all come through unscathed?

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Hi Gunner,
ever the optimist I'm going with;
Stoke 2-2 Arsenal,
I see a ding dong battle between Crouch(2) and Merts(2).
Fulham 0-0 Chelsea,
I think fulham will park the bus and try nick summit on the break.
Southampton 0-2 Liverpool,
because we're bound to get a clean sheet sooner or later right? ha ha
and only because Ken's promised to wear his lucky pants from the kick off lol.
Anyways joking aside good luck mate tmos!

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3-0 TO US

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Stoke 0-2 arsenal. Ozil should be fresh as well as rest of the team.
Fulham 2-2 Chelsea. People haven't took much notice because they are top, but Chelsea have been struggling for few games with narrow draws and wins. Fulham have a new manager and actually improved in attacking plus it's a local derby.
Southampton 3-2 Liverpool Southampton are strong at home and have begun to come back to their best and can play at a real high tempo when on form. Add to Liverpool away from home and their defense is not very good.
You can say it's a little biased but honest opinion of mine

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5/1 that away win treble. Worth a few pennies

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Stoke 1 Us 2
Southampton 2 Liverpool 3
Fulham 0 Chelsea 2

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We haven't a good record at Stoke so going for a 1 1.

Chelsea 2 0

Southampton to nick it 3 2

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Im going to go for exactly the same scores as Banbury, spooky.

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Stoke 0 Arsenal 1 (Ozil!)
Southampton 1 Liverpool 1
Fulham 1 Chelsea 1

We are top of the league!

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28 Feb 2014 10:03:46
Flybo,

Fitz mentioned that you hadn't been about for a while and I really hope it's nothing to do with my really bad fail on your sense of humour.

I love your posts and they always make me laugh so if it's anything to do with me being a thicket then I genuinely apologise.

Sorry:-(

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28 Feb 2014 09:05:46
Of the four English teams only Chelski look likely to make the CL QF, although we like city and utd have a chance the odds are against it.

Back in the good old days most people wanted an English team to win it even if it wasn't thier team, plus it would help the EPL to keep its 4th team qualification spot if an English side was to win it but?

Does Jose Morinho's antics and bad mouthing make it impossible for the country to unite behind his team should it come down to it, even if it does mean we lose the 4th spot in future?

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28 Feb 2014 10:30:51
He certainly doesn't do himself any favours but it's always good when an English team wins it.

I think City with Aguero and Fernandinho back would be far from out of it and if we keep 11 on the pitch I genuinely think we can do something.

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I'm not saying we won't do it just that its a very big ask and it would rival and probably surpass anything we have ever achieved in European football if we were to make the QF this time round.
Im more hopeful than expectant of progression, but we have to go for it that's for sure

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