Arsenal Banter Archive March 28 2014

28 Mar 2014 21:42:31
Jose' comment, Scholes assessment, the fans booing in the stand, you guys think Wenger will take the hint? or will we just win the FA cup and everything will be forgotten.

Next year looks good though with Jack, Ramsey getting back, Ozil hopefully improving and then maybe 1-2 new signings (a new manager hopefully?).

Namaste bhai, personally want wenger to go because by staying he is just ruining his legacy, but I don't think he wil go right now he will sign the contract that was offered to him . As far as next year goes it definitely looks bright specially if we get players like draxler, bender and a good striker and by the way Diaby is also fit

28 Mar 2014 19:53:24
Evening gents and Jenny

Got a tipp from a good BBQ that Frank ribbery could be on his way to us in the summer

Malaga, we have more chance of signing Frank Spencer than Frank Ribery.

DG you just made me choke on my cornflakes. LOL.
Good luck for today we could do with you guys doing us a favour!
vrcomp
Y.N.W.A.

You are welcome vr, lol

28 Mar 2014 17:58:20
Hi dags/gunners I just popped over from the lfc site to see what your predictions are for tomorrow and how do you see your best chance of getting a result against them arsenal seem to have the worst luck ever with injuries your injury list is unbelievable it would be like city comin missing kompany yaya fernandinho navas even with there sqaud which is a lot bigger than ours and yours goodluck

City not turning up would help Giblet, you never know with us.
I would go for it against city as we have little to lose, a point won't do us much good in our pursuit of 4th or in damage limitation.
I know it would help you and I hope we can but I think 3pts or nothing for us has to be our motto

Hi Giblet,

Mate, I fear this one. We have a bad injury list, players who create/score goals.

Man City, even minus Aguero are an awesome team and I fear the worst mate.

3-1 City for me.

Just shows you where we all are at the moment. Can you imagine any of us replying to a post like that in the way we are now a few months ago? We are! in a sorry state.

28 Mar 2014 12:17:17
If Vermaelen leaves this summer it will be yet another Arsenal captain that leaves the club. Should've handed the armband to Bendtner.

28 Mar 2014 11:06:43
Eds David Dein back to Arsenal do you think that would ever be possible even if we had a new manager. Or impossible, if Wenger was to leave?.

{Ed002's Note - I could only guess.}

28 Mar 2014 11:44:59
Golds,

I know this isn't related to this post but would like to apologise to you individually for my posts towards you last week. I'm genuinely sorry. I'm glad you came back. We are all Gooners, all with a variety of opinions and as Dags and G62 often say we are entitled to them.

Hope you can accept :-)

Fair play Jenny, it takes a big person to apologise.

Thank You apology accepted.

It takes a good man to admit he was wrong and apologise.

Oh hold on,,,,

28 Mar 2014 17:37:06
Thank you Goldboy.

Great to hear from you Jenny and well done you.

28 Mar 2014 07:33:58
Hi edd if you had to choose 3 players for arsenal who would you want and whys players do you want to leave

{Ed002's Note - Fantasy football isn't really me but I guess others will want a go. Batshuayi, Lars Bender and Aymeric Laporte are viable options to improve the team.}

Is laporte the center back from Bilbao eds?

{Ed001's Note - yes. French lad.}

Thanks edd

28 Mar 2014 07:38:47
The Manchester united fans are hiring out a light air craft to voice there discontent at their club for tomorrows game.

I've done something similar on behalf of our fans. After I wrote my thoughts I asked how many aircrafts would be needed? So if you find yourself at the Emirates tomorrow, and at half time see a dozen Zeppelins, 6 blimps, 4 chinooks, followed be a colourful finale by the red devils you know who to thank.
Flybo

Flybo,

All that just to say "Giroud, will you marry me?".

Wow, you romantic fool you.

28 Mar 2014 15:23:27
DG.

Execellent.

28 Mar 2014 06:37:08
Dags. LOL to you're reply on my gloomy post below 'Morale Officer ' No! but to be serious we can't keep giving it the
biggun when we are and dare I say it playing like a top of the table Championship side. We are definitely not playing like a title chasing and supposedly one of the best clubs in Europe set up. What is it now 8 games to go be honest if anyone was to have a bet where would you say we were going to finish up at the rate we are going. Everyone knows we love Arsenal but the situation is comparable to someone having a really badly behaved child and they are the only ones that think its an angel because they are blinded by love for it.True or not?. I'm going to say this now and because of our injuries I'm not sure whether we will be able to rectify the situation but I think we are going to need a massive psychological turn around to get us back on track. let's not fool ourselves here just look at the bench we have at the moment. How many of them would even be on the bench for Chelsea, Man City, and even Liverpool. Sorry if I say it we are becoming a shambles and rapidly too. We use to get on the pitch and mesmorise teams with our passing and quick breaks. Now we can't seem to string a few passes together before we lose the ball. Something is desperately wrong behind the scenes that we are not party to. Whether its training, confidence, or whatever I just don't know but I'm not going to come on here and say what a wonderful fabulous team we are at the moment when we are clearly not doing the business that is ridiculous .

Totally agree mate.

The only crumb of comfort, as you aforementioned, is the fact we have 4 or 5 of our best players out injured.

28 Mar 2014 01:22:25
To Jenny Taylor

Wow girl, that was a damn fine post, spoken from the heart.

I think your post resonates in the heart of every Arsenal supporter.

Best post of the year, but that just goes to show how bad Arsenal are at the moment.

Best post of the year should be going to an upbeat post, one that sings the praises of how well we are doing and how close we are to winning the league, with fine flowing attractive football.

Alas, it's not to be.

You take first prize Jen, seriously great post though.

PS, I know you were not ignoring my post about the "female" thing.

PPS, did you know ED002 is a female?

Bet you didn't?

Ed002 is a woman! I don't believe it!
The abrubt responses. The "get your facts right" replies! Followed by days of silence.
It's all making sence now. I feel a bit cheated. When you ask someone what perfume they wear, and the best way to apply fake tan without smudging your white blouse. You expect a confused member of the same sex like me. I guess long gone are the days when you can have that conversation with a man.
Is nothing sacred anymore! I'll never believe a word she says again!
P.S
Ed002, are we buying anyone of quality? And I want my handbag back!
Flybo

{Ed002's Note - I can tell you where there is interest in players but obviously it is rather different to say who Arsenal are actually "buying" and who indeed Remi Garde might want. "Quality" is of course subjective. You can have you hand bag back - leopard skin and cheap gold trim are not me.}

Hi Ed002,

Have I missed something, your reply implies that Remi Garde will be our manager?

Apologies if I am being stupid but would apreciate a reply.

Cheers

{Ed002's Note - That would be a oops. Arsene Wenger it should have said.}

Forgive Ed002, I'm sure she was just having a blonde moment, lol.

Great reply Flybo, btw. Made me chuckle.

Ed002 a female?

well let me post my personal profile.

im 6ft3

medium shade (new age color) and better looking than giroud.

I can possibly bare chelsea, for you I might.

i am between 30-55 years of age, whichever number fits you best i'm that age.

I make more than david beckham, how you may ask. well I accepted a mail from a dear friend from nigeria, and low and behold he transferred 2 billion dollars in my name.

i always believe that instead of making a mockery of those emails, I tried it and it made me a billionaire.

I also plan to buy miley cyrus and justin bieber and open a zoo for the public to come see them.

Laker, what you don't realise is, I'm the Nigerian who sent you that E-Mail.

Ha, how you feeling now rich boy?

(Smiles)

28 Mar 2014 11:54:46
Thanks Dags,

As always a bloody nice guy.

I had read the rumour about Ed02 being a woman and an American one at that.

I'll probably get banned for this but I think she is a mix of Joan Rivers and Sara Palin and I'm pretty sure even the other ed's are **** scared of her. She by all accounts carries a Glock 17 when she's back in the states.

So be warned Lakerville you could be biting off way more than you can chew.

Great reply Flybo :-)

{Ed002's Note - I am actually in Monte Carlo right now with one of my wives.}

How much will it cost to fly a banner over monte carlo saying. Ed002 will you marry me?

is 800 quid the right estimate?

{Ed007's Note - Sorry to disappoint you all but I am all the man Ed002 will ever need. You can't compete with my kilt and her penchant for caber tossing at the local Highland Games, in fact she could probably turn a professional in tossing cabers.}

Ed007 sounds all brawn. i'm sure I can win Ed002 over with a battle of wits.

lets see who can get a higher score on candycrush

{Ed002's Note - I have no idea what Candycrush is. Ed007 - image a Mexican wrestler covered entirely in thick ginger hair.}

28 Mar 2014 17:33:37
OMG Ed002,

All I can see now is Fat Barsteward from Austin Powers!

{Ed007's Note - Jenny if I did describ myself to you it would just ruin you for every other man - you would always be comparing any potential suitors to me, it's a burden I have had to learn to live with. That's why we don't have any pictures of Eds anywhere, it just wouldn't be fair on any other guy on here and the sites would become overrun by women wanting to talk to me :)

28 Mar 2014 18:13:01
Ed007 so you really are Daniel Craig :-)

{Ed007's Note - He wishes!}

More like Wendy Craig, lol

Burly gingers are the future 'JamesBond ED'
thanks to all this game of thrones nonsence beards are back too mmuahaha!

{Ed007's Note - I'll take you're word for it, I prefer my women without any facial hair.}