Arsenal Banter Archive October 28 2013

28 Oct 2013 18:31:00
Some say he types with his toes. and that he doesn't have eyelids. all we know. He's Ed002!

welcome back mate {Ed002's Note - Thanks.}

Ed002 wrote eleven of the ten commandments.
Flybo

Ed002 once urinated in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Ed002 once told a little boy how to drive a car, that boy was Sebastian vettel.

Ed002 won the euro millions triple rollover jackpot, but decided against picking up his winnings as he doesn't gamble.
Flybo

{Ed002's Note - We are done with the love fest now - but thanks.}

Ah the second coming. could not stay mad at us forever. deep down, in that stone crusted heart, there is a little cannon pumping blood thru his arteries.

as they say everyone has a little goon inside them.

Haha, too far?

Get a grip you lot, its pathetic.
ED002 is mine, all mine, I tell you and i'm not sharing him with you (smiles)

28 Oct 2013 21:59:27
jose playing his reserves tomorrow night, that includes Juan Mata, how amazing is that? he's a little magician who would grace any first team.

Not bad DG but so are we, and were playing Betner

Oh god G62, that says it all mate, lol

28 Oct 2013 18:27:57
i thank you arsene. for Ozil. and thank God for sending Sideshow Bob to Man U instead of us. haha. good times

28 Oct 2013 21:09:50
OK,

I've left it till we've got well into the season, so now I'm going to add my two bobs (10p) worth.

We are top of the league and still not playing to our best, other than the odd few moments. It doesn't matter who people say we've played a win is a win.

Spuds only beat C.Palace by a pen and Hull this Sunday. Lost at home to West Ham. Man.City lost to Villa and Cardiff.

Man.U are struggling all over and with the same team that won the league last year.

Chelski have got lucky a few times already, at least twice. In fact I worry more about Liverpool than most at the moment.

We have got points in games that we may have lost or drawn last season or the season before. We still have to rein in our gung-ho approach a little (the Villa game when we needed to of course, but more so the Dortmund game).

Most of our team have improved from last year. But we are still criticised. Why? 'cause no one wants us to win without having spent a fortune?

No way am I saying that we are the real deal, but if we can continue on the path that we are on then I think the world is our oyster, or cockle from where I come from.

There is a growing belief and feeling beginning to form throughout everything Arsenal and hopefully it will continue to grow and become unstopable.

Now onto the injury and suspension problems. a lot is being said about us not having cover at DM. We did, Flamini. Because we didn't have anyone before the season was almost underway.

I would try Verm. He's a defender more so than anyone else who we may put in there. Plus If he does get forward he has a better chance of scoring than, say Flamini.

Or maybe Kos, with Verm in his position.

We need walcott and poldolski, (don't notice how much till they are not available) But they're not far off.

All in all I'm a happy gooner with plenty of optimism and although the Cap 1 cup is not my Fav, I just don't want to lose to that bunch of Fkg chavs, who I detest more so than Spuds.

But I think we have a decent enough group of back-ups to beat anything the chavs can come out with.

So just for a laugh, ARSENAL 2 CHAVS 1.ARSENAL 1 LIVERPOOL 1.DORTMUND 1 ARSENAL 2.MANCS 1 ARSENAL 2. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sweet Dreams

Good post estepona and if your predictions come true I will be a happy gooner

I'm going for 1 2 chel ( because of their depth and our injury list.

2 1 v Liv because we are much better than them no question.

0 2 v ze Germans because we will get the breaks this time they had a week ago.

And on the coldest November day on record
0 4 against utd because we owe them this BIG STYLE

Yes yes I know my record but I have to be right some time and a win treble in the 3 of the 4 that matter most :-)is a good place to start says me

G62, I pray you are correct my dear friend

28 Oct 2013 17:08:02
I was reading Sir Alex Fergusons book today, just when I thought I had finished it Howard Webb added another 5 pages

28 Oct 2013 17:49:04
U just killed me there

Sorry rue lol

Top post, that's brilliant DG :-) very very good mate. You should put that on the mu page, I think even they would smile at that, be the first time this season if they do

Nah G62 they are suffering enough already lol

28 Oct 2013 16:19:50
Hey guys some great goals on the weekend. Who's was the best

Aguero vs Chelsea
Sturidge vs west brom
Borini vs Newcastle
Thierry Henry vs Chicago fire

Havent seen TH goal but i'm going to plump for sturridge

Henry goal was a beauty

Just seen it, wowser

Pretty impressive goal, but I feal violated after listening to the americans comentary

Hehe nice one saint. Did they use the word "goal-tender" (what we call goalkeeper)

28 Oct 2013 13:50:58
Gnabry signed another contract with us! going to be a great player in several years as he's only 18. Any idea Ed of how many years the contract is? {Ed002's Note - Sorry, no.}

Radio suggested it was a 'long-term contract' so assume it's 4 yrs or more

Contract until 2018 on .

28 Oct 2013 09:44:25
Banter Please:

Anyone notice the similarities between Olivier Giroud and Palace player Joel Ward? Long lost (and definately EVIL) twin?

28 Oct 2013 07:37:35
Good to see the "Special One" i.e Ed002 back on the page

Yes, he is our very own "jose"

Yeah, I heard Ed002 poked Ed022 in the eye.
Flybo

Lol flybo (the only man on this site whos jokes are worse than mine ) lol

Flybo that was hilarious