Arsenal Banter Archive June 29 2016

29 Jun 2016 20:23:42
A fan called Joe Hart has received abuse on his social media account by mistake, the thing that amazes me is that anyone would go to the all the trouble of abusing the real Joe Hart, its not as though he deliberately let his country down or just didn't bother to try and stop the goals.
He will know more than anyone how poor he was so what is the point in trying to make him feel even worse than he already does.

29 Jun 2016 20:55:21
Hart should stop stupid adverts he gets enough money concentrate on his proper job

If he wants a tv career naff off to Hollywood.

29 Jun 2016 21:40:27
That's a fair comment Banbury mate but still doesn't excuse people for abusing him through a keyboard that if they met him in the street one to one would probably shake his hand and ask for s selfie.

30 Jun 2016 15:52:35
And they say Iceland is a cheap, Joe hart saved nothing lol.

29 Jun 2016 13:47:10
Hi

I have just seem a tweet from sky sports that we are in for dele alli. Please tell me this is just usual media rubbish.

29 Jun 2016 14:25:36
This is just usual media rubbish :-)

29 Jun 2016 14:37:01
This is just usual media rubbish.

29 Jun 2016 17:06:12
Did you really need to ask! Do you still believe in Santa?

29 Jun 2016 18:17:02
Wait Santa's not real? Well who the hell eats that mince pie and drinks the pint I leave him.

29 Jun 2016 18:25:36
Apparently we're getting the tooth fairy on the right wing, they call him twinkle toes.

29 Jun 2016 18:42:23
To call him a fairy is very politically incorrect lol.

29 Jun 2016 08:40:32
I think it's great news that Tony Adams is back at the club, working with the youth players.

Henry and Adams, could this be the future management team.

29 Jun 2016 11:25:57
I think it's a very good deal for all involved.

Tony gets some experience as a coach and mentor, as his managerial career has been less than stellar thus far, the youth players get to listen and learn from a man who pretty much bled Arsenal during his time (and I'd imagine still does! ) and has read, written, co-author'd and published the books on defending.

I read once that Arsene is very stubborn in training and doesn't like his coaches trying to change or have massive input on his training regimes, apparently it took months before he accepted any input from Steve Bould (I wouldn't take that as gospel, what we read and what is true are usually different these days) so, it might be beneficial that Tony can get his hooks into the youngsters, where there's more chance for his input to be listened to and learnt.

All I want now is Bergkamp back in some capacity and a visit or two from Lehmann and we'd have a dream worthy coaching staff.

29 Jun 2016 16:00:42
Swap Lehmann to Seaman D, and I would say that's about spot on.

29 Jun 2016 08:08:36
Just wanted to share this with you all.
Mrs Lanesra
"You do know it's our 25th wedding Anniversary (silver) on the 28th June? "
Me
" Yes of course"
Mrs Lanesra
" I will cook a nice meal couple of bottles of champagne and we can go away for a couple of days next week "
Me
" that's a good idea I will book somewhere nice ".
So hotel is booked etc . and last night the meal is cooked beautifully and the drinks are on the table very lovely. Picture it!
Mrs Lanesra
" I've just thought "
Me
"What's that? "
Mrs Lanesra
" We got married in 1992 we've only been married for 24 years NOT 25! "
Has anybody else got a wife as thick as mine.?
Answers below please LOL.

{Ed001's Note - you do realise you didn't notice that it was 24 as well?}

29 Jun 2016 08:16:01
Ed 01.
My answer to that is this.
If they want to stand there with their hands out every week for the housekeeping money the least I can expect is for her to be able to count the years she has been doing it .
LOL.

{Ed001's Note - women only remember the bad things, the number of times you forgot, the one time you didn't put out the bin etc. That she will remember for 500 years, just so she can throw it back in your face when needed. The good stuff she won't remember, because she can't use that in an argument.}

29 Jun 2016 08:16:06
Haha exactly Ed :-)

29 Jun 2016 11:20:52
so Arsene Wenger is married to the fans then?

29 Jun 2016 11:25:13
ED01.
Sounds like you are speaking from experience mate.
LOL.

{Ed001's Note - sadly so.}

29 Jun 2016 12:44:12
Lanesra, that's hilarious aha! No idea how you made it all the way to the meal before either of you realised. You've got to better that next year for your actual silver anniversary now.

Happily married then Ed? LOL.

{Ed001's Note - never married mate.}

29 Jun 2016 14:28:07
Did she really forget? Or did she know how to play u. lol.

29 Jun 2016 17:21:39
Women have a special place in there brains where they store what I like to call argument check mates.
As soon as you start winning they will go there and pull one out.

And if that fails they start crying, which straight away starts making us apologise.

29 Jun 2016 17:52:42
The only way ed02 is coming back is if Mrs. Ed 02 gets involved .

29 Jun 2016 02:07:50
Batshuayi to Chelsea?