Arsenal Banter Archive May 05 2016

 

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05 May 2016 22:37:19
The bloke next door became convinced he was a cadburys chocolate orange, he's just been sectioned.
Poor old Terry.

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{Ed025's Note - i like that mate..

06 May 2016 20:09:06
nice one G62:)
soon be on a par with our Dags:)
COYG andi.

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05 May 2016 22:14:54
Klopp and Raneiri? Not bad first seasons with their new clubs.

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{Ed025's Note - im very happy for ranieri G62.. :)

05 May 2016 23:58:41
Klopp is definitely the one that got away from us. He would have been great.

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06 May 2016 10:52:42
Complete respect for Ranieri.
Klopp is class I always tune in for his media interviews. Scary to think what he will achieve with the Pool. Fair play to them makes the league that bit more exciting.

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07 May 2016 09:19:39
I like Klopp, good manager and I think good times ahead for Liverpool.

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05 May 2016 19:25:43
Just been to vote, what a waste of time that was!
Not only couldn't I see where to vote in or out I also couldn't see Arsene's name anywhere, I knew something wasn't quite right when I got there and the place was full people wearing 1970s rosettes:- (

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05 May 2016 20:20:23
Arsenal and Stan kronke were on the ballot papers gunner. They were called the raving looney party lol.

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05 May 2016 21:40:30
Cheers Raver silly me, corsa they were mate :-)

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05 May 2016 06:44:41
Mission second place:
To date;
Arsenal beat Norwich
Toot drop points at Chelsea

Now the most difficult part:
Arsenal win at Man City - Man City have played a tough away trip and lost. They picked up another injury, to Kompany. Already injured and likely to miss Sunday's match - Zabelleta and Silva. Toure looked anything, but fit. Man City haven't won any of their last 3 matches. Arsenal have had a week without football and the only injured player is Mertesacker.
The Toot play Southampton at home. Southampton have no injuries and are unbeaten over the last 4 matches. They are chasing a European place.
The Toot have Alli suspended and will probably have Dembele banned as well. They have injuries to Rose, Bentaleb and Alderweirald. They have had two disappointing draws and the title challenge has failed.

The final hurdle:
Arsenal play relegated Villa at home, whilst the Toot have a tricky away match to relegation threatened Newcastle, whose recent form has improved and are 4 matche unbeaten.

Difficult, but not impossible.

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05 May 2016 08:18:04
Sounds good to me RG.

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05 May 2016 08:48:51
To be fair RG69, I don't care whether we finish above spurs or not, this season has been a big disappointment the only good thing about this season has been spurs not winning the league, what extra we will achieve by finishing 2nd apart few million pound and bragging rights over spurs.

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05 May 2016 09:17:27
If bragging rights over your fierce rivals isn't enough reason then I don't know what is. Even though the season has been a personal disappointment I still hope we can finish as high as possible.

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05 May 2016 10:34:55
All we can do is win our games and if toots slide further then great if not beating man city could deny them a CL place and that in its self would be a possitive with pep coming in we could do with things been a tad more difficult for them.

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05 May 2016 10:37:08
I think the point about "why this is a bad thing" has more to do with the fact that it grosses over the problems and frustrations that we have.

It's a bit like a match where you win 3-1, but in truth it could have been 3-4.

The end result is the most important, but it doesn't mean we should forget the glaringly obvious problems.

That said, I would love for St. Totteringham Day to happen on the final day!

Come on BENITEZ!

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05 May 2016 11:42:44
If St. Totteringham Day happens, god knows were on earth will Raver hide himself, Lol.

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05 May 2016 12:35:20
I think raver is already dead.

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05 May 2016 14:04:36
There is more chance of spurs catching Leicester, than arsenal catching spurs. If you lose to city we have finished above without even playing Southampton lol. Please keep Stan the man and professor Wenger as they are taking you more backwards every year. We are celebrating st. Arsenhole day already lol.

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05 May 2016 14:11:57
R. G., we have already qualified for the champions league so how can you knock us out of the top 4 lol. You also say we had a disappointment draw at Chelsea, you forgot to mention Chelsea smashed you at the bridge this season lol. Face facts buddy we have lost less games than you, won more games than you, scored more goals than you and conceded less goals than you and we have more points than you. So that means we are far superior to you and long it may continue.

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05 May 2016 15:09:02
Reading The Raver's comments, Wenger is right!

Top 4 is clearly "like a trophy" (for some. )

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05 May 2016 15:54:56
Well its been a trophy for you lot, every year you go crazy for finishing 4th it's a wonder you haven't put on a open top bus parade for jack Wilshire to celebrate finishing above spurs lol. Just like Arnie said in the terminator THE RAVER IS BACK.

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05 May 2016 18:53:12
He said il be back? Unless you watched it on party smarties.

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05 May 2016 18:27:40
And so is his wing man.

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05 May 2016 20:44:05
North, are you enjoyingtheride sitting on arsenal lol.

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06 May 2016 00:40:06
What a clown.

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06 May 2016 06:26:47
Raver the stalker, a closet gooner!
As an Arsenal fan, I want us to finish as high up the table as possible. A side issue is finishing above the Toot. It is very amusing that Pochettino is being hailed as a top manager, despite never having won a thing in 8 years as a manager. Whilst Wenger is being knocked, despite being a highly successful manager, including two trophies won over the last three seasons.
This season Wenger's Arsenal put the Toot out of the League Cup away from home. Arsenal went further in the FA Cup and of course were in the CL, opposed to the second rate EL. In the PL, although I hope Arsenal can pip the Toot at the post, I believe the Toot will finish 3 points ahead, which is the slimmest of margins in what has been hailed as a great season for the Toot and a poor one for mighty Arsenal. Then again the expectations of a big club, such as Arsenal are higher than a smaller club like the Toot. The pain at the lane, just goes on.

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06 May 2016 07:54:50
They come on here because the toots page is dead! Have you been over there it doesn't get half as much traffic as the Arsenal page. Mind you with us been in the library more often we a better readers lol.

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06 May 2016 10:20:12
R. G., you might not even finish top 4 yet but I think you will, also no good bragging about going one round further in the cups if you are not winning them or getting knocked out by Sheffield Wednesday and watford. You are clutching at straws mate, the lumps and bumps are getting bigger at the hemorrhoid stadium.

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06 May 2016 13:20:52
Bookies think that there is more chance we will get second than miss out on top 4.

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