Arsenal Banter Archive November 06 2015

 

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06 Nov 2015 19:36:38
Bellerin out then and KOS 80% chance of playing, players also to return after the break, so a two goal margin win would be nice.

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06 Nov 2015 20:05:07
You talking about Spurs game?

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07 Nov 2015 10:54:42
Yes mate.

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07 Nov 2015 11:41:14
1-0 will do Bambam lol.

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07 Nov 2015 13:34:47
I wouldn't disagree with that, 3 points is all we want .

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06 Nov 2015 17:36:01
Following on from earlier comments, who would you have as regular 'pundits' on footy matches?

It doesn't have to be ex-Arsenal or even involve Arsenal matches.

I think Vinnie Jones would do a decent job, at least if Michael Owen pi55e5 him off he can beat the poo poo out of him.

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{Ed001's Note - Souness is much better on the Bein Sports coverage than he ever was in the UK. He says what he thinks and doesn't take any messing. You can tell when the likes of Gray and Keys wind him up, as they start getting nervous and shifting away from him. He is still scary as hell.}

06 Nov 2015 18:37:54
Andy Gray and Gary Neville are the cream of the crop for me. And Clive Tyldsely, Michael Owen, Owen Hargeaves and Martin Keown should all be shot. Sorry, I know Keown is a legend, but his punditry really is the worst of the lot. He seems to muddle his way through every sentence.

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06 Nov 2015 19:08:06
Gary Neville is superb IMO.

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06 Nov 2015 19:17:10
I'd personally love Steve and Derby to co commentate on an Arsenal game. That would be brilliant. ;-)

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06 Nov 2015 19:30:22
What about the impressive T Francis lol.

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06 Nov 2015 19:40:38
Don't think vinny would want to take the pay cut dags.

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06 Nov 2015 19:46:33
Agree with Ed, Souness is a top pundit, but I think Carra and Gary Nev are the nuts.

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06 Nov 2015 20:07:32
An Everton and a united fan . Always a good combo.

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06 Nov 2015 21:45:18
Red if i commentated on an arsenal game, there would be a lot of bleeps, they would have to delay the commentary to bleep it out. out. I like wrighty, neville gray keane linekar carrigar ( mostly) hoddle venables souey, but i don't like Hargreaves, owen townsend bright savage and off the radio green.

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06 Nov 2015 23:06:24
I'm game for that. Wenger out. Ffs giroud. Get ozil off De bruyne on. We ain't challenging. 200mill in the bank spend it. Steve put the rope down it's only halftime mate.

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06 Nov 2015 23:20:46
Green?
That bloke has his head so far up Man Utd's ar5e its embarrassing.

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07 Nov 2015 00:09:44
Lol Derby.

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07 Nov 2015 02:16:43
Dags I thought that but he's a pool fan, and I don't mean black.

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{Ed001's Note - Green? From Radio 5? He is not a Liverpool fan is he? I am sure he said someone else when the subject came up once.}

07 Nov 2015 07:57:49
If its the Green I'm thinking of I'm pretty sure he's a Utd supporter.

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07 Nov 2015 14:32:40
No alan green is a Liverpool fan.

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{Ed025's Note - i feel sorry for him now steve :)

06 Nov 2015 17:30:53
Derby,
If you had £200m to spend, name 5/6 players you would buy to strengthen us.

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06 Nov 2015 17:35:05
Messi
Failing that Ranaldo
Failing that Stewart Downing.

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06 Nov 2015 18:05:23
See previous 300. ;)

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06 Nov 2015 18:38:39
Derby,
I think you will blow the lot on KDB :-)

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06 Nov 2015 18:49:16
Oh he'd blow the lot on KDB alright dags. He would also spend quite a lot of money on him.

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06 Nov 2015 19:15:13
Now that is quality Ubi! ;-)

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06 Nov 2015 19:49:13
OMG,

Ubi, mate I swear I got tears running down my face. Absolute top quality.

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06 Nov 2015 22:30:57
Tears running down your face? Top Quality? Have you been watching re-runs of Wednesday night again Dags?

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06 Nov 2015 23:08:40
Hes the reason my local shop has run out of cleanex. Be honest ubi if you had the chance to rewind the summer. Would you spend 50 on kdb. Be honest.

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06 Nov 2015 23:21:40
Nope, just your comeback mate.

I'm so going to nick that lol.

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06 Nov 2015 09:20:54
i do dream abit about players and i'm not saying sign them all. but we make 3 million each home game. the puma deal is 30million a year.

we also get 30million from emirates as sponsor ship/ champions league cash and the prem cash

200ish mill in the bank.

the clubs big money men saying we can buy whoever we want.

do not tell me we can't get a player if we want them. we can

saying that i see 2 or 3 world class players coming in 2016. arteta flamini rosicky etc all going.

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06 Nov 2015 09:42:55
He we go we have

Derby aka the banker
Dags aka the pranker
Banbury aka the .

Lol morning guys ✌🏻️.

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06 Nov 2015 10:02:57
I read the first six words Derby and it made me snort my coffee.

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06 Nov 2015 12:00:25
Haha, banter at its best lol.

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06 Nov 2015 15:09:32
I've got davo and raver rattled.

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06 Nov 2015 16:20:02
There's nothing wrong with dreaming Derby it's just the content of your dreams featuring the 300 that is causing me concern.

Do your bail conditions allow it. Lol. ;-)

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06 Nov 2015 17:13:13
He's not having wet dreams about Gareth bail as well is he red dog! This might be more serious than we first thought.

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06 Nov 2015 18:06:33
Bail lol. I'd love Gareth bale here. But if he comes back its too Manchester : (.

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06 Nov 2015 18:40:02
If we are losing he could get us out of jail.

Boom boom.

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06 Nov 2015 07:00:09
"Coman one on one, forget about it". Yeah I'm trying to Owen, but you seem to be talking about it incessantly, you utter utter waste of skin.

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{Ed001's Note - let me guess, you mean the gutter rat Michael Owen? The world's worst pundit ever!}

06 Nov 2015 07:42:38
Owen Hargreaves ed but yeah have to agree about Michael Owen. He's another one " Douglas Costa is probably the best in the world right now in a one on one situation " or " Thomas Muller is impossible to pick up"

Rot Hargreaves rot.

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{Ed001's Note - oh Hargreaves is just clueless. I don't understand how they pick pundits. They choose ones with voices that put you to sleep, a complete lack of any insight into the game and they lack the ability to entertain even. Added to the moronic journalists like Gabriel Marcotti that they trot out to spout their complete bull on a constant basis, TV is taking away from the sport instead of enhancing it.}

06 Nov 2015 08:08:24
Not a fan of the 2 Owen's than Ed? Lol.

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{Ed001's Note - does it show? There was me thinking I was hiding it well, damn.}

06 Nov 2015 08:09:30
he is very boring and i'm surprised he's been kept on. my fav person is ray parlour love that guy

coman is an excellent player tho.

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{Ed001's Note - I really liked Parlour as a player, he is the kind of example you want to set to the youth players. He could never be accused of leaving anything out there on the pitch, he gave it everything.}

06 Nov 2015 09:05:31
i feel for him too whenever i think about his divorce terms. that women did well.

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{Ed001's Note - didn't she just!}

06 Nov 2015 09:39:59
It's a good point when you go on about pundits talking bull when they haven't got a clue and that they can't entertain as well.

So we have Ian Wright talks absolute tosh at times but he's entertaining and everyone loves wrighty.

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{Ed001's Note - that is a good point, you don't mind them talking nonsense, if it is entertaining. The best thing would be to have one to entertain and a couple to offer insight. Instead we tend to just get the Bobby Savage who are embarrassing.}

06 Nov 2015 10:00:14
You see savage crap player and an utter end. Played crap talks crap.

Gary Neville utter nob maybe one of the all time top tip ends but talks a lot of sense

Rio good defender but also a complete bum hole and talk crap

Jamie caragher top guy great alongside Neville

I want joey Barton on tv more but when he's on tv I want him in full twatter mode, he gets all sensible on tv needs to be the horrible little sod he really is. But for some reason I like Barton.

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06 Nov 2015 10:50:30
3 pf the worst pundits on tv are ex arsenal players In merson, wright and keown. And for ray parlour he had to be good at something he was a crap footballer. The best pundit on tv is Glenn hoddle mind you he still I the greatest footballer ever to come out of England.

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06 Nov 2015 10:57:29
Keown is a boring twinkle granted . But everyone loves merse and wrighty . Glen hoddle is another mono tone boring mongo as well.

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06 Nov 2015 12:52:22
Merson is absolutely beautiful. This could be anyfink Jeff, anyfink.

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06 Nov 2015 13:05:47
How can anyone not like merse and Wright legendary pair.

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06 Nov 2015 14:52:26
Ed,
What about Carra and Neville?
I think they are brilliant.

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{Ed001's Note - I used to love Carra but then he took Murdoch's dirty money. The pair of them are partly aided by the producers, who feed them a large part of their 'insight', as they did with Andy Gray before them. They do work together well though as a pair.}

06 Nov 2015 15:22:45
I get the Murdock hate but his money is involved in football. Without it it wouldn't be the same.

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06 Nov 2015 15:03:17
Dickson is pretty solid.

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06 Nov 2015 17:33:02
Fair comment Ed, understandable.

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06 Nov 2015 00:09:34
Anybody seen Ashley Young's dive vs CSKA Moscow?

I know everybody does it, but come on mate, you have been doing it for years, and you are still crap at it.

Give it up already.

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06 Nov 2015 00:31:08
Even Paul Scholes said he was an embarassment.

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