Arsenal Banter Archive September 07 2017

 

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07 Sep 2017 12:23:24
Wow it's all happening where I live, I keep getting these ads telling me about people who have lost loads of weight without trying, earned loads of money without working and it seems there is no end to the amount of absolutely gorgeous women looking for older men and incredibly it's all happening right here right now in the town i live in on a daily basis :-)

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07 Sep 2017 12:40:55
Hang on, something just got a bit suspicious about all this, I've just had another ad come up about some genius drug that is banned everywhere but Britain and I need to get quick before its banned here too, ok I've got no problem with any of it so far but this is where I gets a bit far fetched for liking, I've now got a bit come up that claims some bloke in London who has progressively got worse and worse at his job over the last 12 years has just this year talked himself into being allowed to carry doing his job for another 2 years minimum and got himself a pretty decent pay rise at the same time.
Yer right! As if that would happen.

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07 Sep 2017 15:00:26
G62, for someone who has said they've accepted there won't be change at the club, you sure do moan about there being no change at the club πŸ˜‚

Just an observation mate.

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07 Sep 2017 15:29:39
Gunner I live like that every day, I shut down bookies with my successful gambling. I always have endless women chatting me up and they end up on the back seat of the Subaru, and I lose weight without moving as the marching powder keeps my body looking more ripped than christiano Ronaldo.

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07 Sep 2017 15:49:27
Fair comment Sharpie mate :-)

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07 Sep 2017 15:54:46
Raver.
And there's me thinking your'e an overweight virgin who drives a Skoda.

How wrong was I? 😁.

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07 Sep 2017 16:04:11
Raver mate quick question? Are you and RG related in anyway? Or even one and the same person both played by Colin from the local library?
You can see why I ask mate :-)

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07 Sep 2017 17:39:20
Really Gunner62 - For the record I am certainly not raver61.
I drive a Porsche 911 and I am ceratainly not a chubby 14 year old wedged in the back of my mum's rusty old Subaru.
I support Arsenal and not the losers from the lane and Wembley.
Did you know that the toot haven't won the league since 1961. As they say the pain at the lane and Wembley just goes on, as raver61 well knows.

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07 Sep 2017 17:42:31
Virgin the London's booming population is not down to immigration it's down to the ravers high sex drive dags. Also gunner me and R. G. are related in some way as his gorgeous wife loves us both.

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07 Sep 2017 18:09:58
raver61 - I have to, but you!
You are clearly a deluded child. No toot supporting adult would spend most of their spare time on an Arsenal site embarrassing themselves.
You have still cowardly failed to list the trophies won by the toot during your lifetime and you may include the Community Shield, remember that is the trophy contested by teams that win the Premier League and the FA Cup. Ooops I forgot the toot have never won the Premier League title ever! Their last FA Cup win was during the last century, in 1991, some 26 years ago, 12 years before you were born!

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07 Sep 2017 18:14:03
And the best news Raver is the drugs don't make you delusional in any way shape or form. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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07 Sep 2017 18:00:37
R. G. your wife loves my chubby love handles but that back seat of that Porsche 911 plays havoc with my back lol Mind that gap Colin.

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07 Sep 2017 18:28:06
@Stoner, I wouldn't be mentioning "shape and form" to raver. Why stoop so low and fat shame him? πŸ˜‚.

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07 Sep 2017 18:29:36
Are RG61 and RobbieG61 the same person?

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07 Sep 2017 18:39:27
Oh dear raver61, as I told you, I have to, but you.
The gap! Oh you mean all the trophies that Arsenal have won during the Toot's barren years. Quite a gap, over 25 years worth of catching up for the toot to do.
Go on list the trophies the toot have won during your lifetime. If you fail to do so, then every time you look in the mirror at that chubby, spotty face of yours you will see failure. You will realise the true pain of supporting a team that has failed to win the league since 1961. That has never won the Premier League. That last won a minor trophy a decade ago and the FA Cup last century. Thankfully I chose to be born a gooner, not a loser from the lane and Wembley!

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07 Sep 2017 19:18:48
Sharpie I don't think Raver takes any offence, he didn't get POTY for nothing, he takes it all with that fixed Botox grin on his face. πŸ˜‚.

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07 Sep 2017 20:13:27
Everytime your wife looks me in the face she thinks I'm the winner as I have to do the job for the loser R. G.

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07 Sep 2017 21:54:55
raver, you would have loved our dearly departed LANESRA. He too made up the most wonderful stories.

And then, he died!

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{Ed007's Note - That's actually been going on for years mate lol I remember about 4 or 5 years ago he tried to pull the same stunt a couple of times but he said it was his brother if I remember right. Crackpots (facepalm)

08 Sep 2017 10:05:45
There's some right creatures on the interwebby.

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08 Sep 2017 11:34:07
To be fair, when he said it, I actually believed him for the first 3-5 minutes. Then he started with the threats and the penny dropped. I was poorless when Stoner said he had done it before.

Wonder who he'll be reincarnated as next.

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08 Sep 2017 15:32:12
And I wonder how long it will take to click onto who the new user is. All eyes on new posters.

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07 Sep 2017 10:21:42
Just need to get behind our team now, no matter what happens off the field, come 3 oclock we should be creating a positive atmosphere whether we are 3-0 down or 3-0 up. The players definitely struggle to play at the emerites due to all the anxiety in the crowd.

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07 Sep 2017 10:37:47
Cool let's get back Highbury then and end all thus madness! If only.
I wish we'd never heard of the Emirates stadium or Ashburton Grove to give it symbolises everything that is wrong with the club for me.
Where money is more important than football and success on the field is nice but not necessary.
Plus it reminds me of being in at a rubbish party on out of space, absolutely no atmosphere at all.

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07 Sep 2017 13:58:16
Olber, I can't see the atmosphere being great if were already 3-0 down at 3 o'clock, i mean, we normally need at least 50 mins for that!

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07 Sep 2017 08:11:45
My prediction is, after all the hate Wenger receives, arsenal will finish 3rd this season and reach the semi finals of the fa cup and win the europa league. You heard it here first folks.

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07 Sep 2017 09:34:03
Another dreamer!

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07 Sep 2017 09:48:45
I think at best we will do a treble! Three games in a row.

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07 Sep 2017 10:07:56
Sanogo 😁😁.

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07 Sep 2017 10:15:42
It would be nice if you were right Jaybo and it is of course and not beyond the realms of reasonable possibility, but Everton fans could easily claim the same with every bit as much credibility as Arsenal fans.
The past history alone is not a great basis for ignoring the current reality and there is nothing at Arsenal right now.
Other than blind loyalty I can't see anything to suggest that we will finish above any of Chelsea Utd City Liverpool or Spurs and it's anyone's guess between us and Everton who will get more points.
I'm yet to hear a single convincing reason from anyone as to why this season will come good and when I look at what I have seen for myself from our manager players and club it's impossible to make a reasonable argument for why we would make top 4.
History and blind loyalty so far is all I'm hearing from those who claim to be real fans simply because they always think Arsenal will win everything every season.
I'd love to hear one person put forward a reasonable argument as to why we would finish top 3.

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07 Sep 2017 11:24:54
G62,
There are plenty of reasons we could finish top 3.

Errm, errm, errm.

Will get back to you when I think of one.

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07 Sep 2017 11:42:33
Dags don't that mate, If we all have to wait for you to come up with a genuine footballing reason we will never hear from you again, and that would be horrible :- (.
Let Nes cone up with a reason instead :-)
Only joking Nes.

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07 Sep 2017 11:48:57
I would put good money on us finishing above Brighton but luckily I don't gamble anymore.

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07 Sep 2017 12:10:05
The league I'm pretty certain we will finish top 8 but nowhere near top 4, I now think Liverpool and Spurs will battle it out for 4th and 5th while Utd City Chelsea sort out top 3 between them.
My best prediction based on current team manager and state the club is in behind the scenes
Utd
City
Chelsea
Liverpool
Spurs
With Arsenal Everton and one other club WBA Stoke Southampton possibly making up the remaining 3 places in the top 8 in one order or another.
As for the cups to difficult to predict as it all depends on the luck of the draw to some degree, get Hull
Sutton and Lincoln again and who knows :-)

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