Arsenal Banter Archive January 09 2016

09 Jan 2016 20:27:20
Scouser here in peace. Would like to say Arsenal is an absolute joy to watch. Seen your match against Sunderland and wow, thought they changed the pitch to only the opposition's half

Anyway goes without saying, can't see us winning the league this year and if not, I hope you lot get it!

Congratulations and well done!

09 Jan 2016 20:33:07
Hi Pat,
Thank you kind Sir, but if you want us to win the League you have to let us beat you Wednesday please, lol.

09 Jan 2016 21:37:05
You will have to throw in a bribe or two Dags, jelly and ice cream topped with hundreds and thousands should do it.

YNWA.

{Ed025's Note - you will have to speak up mick...im a trifle deaf.. :)

09 Jan 2016 22:01:47
Jeez Ed, I thought you Mickey Mouser's had a funny sense of humour :-) .

Funny enough, I saw two fit blonde bird having a wrestling match covered in jelly and sponge cake and hundreds and thousands.
When the bout was over a fat bird stood up and wanted to fight me.
I declined as I didn't fancy trifling with her.

{Ed025's Note - your good at re-cycling dags...ill give you that mate.. :)

09 Jan 2016 21:58:31
Love it ed025 you made me chuckle that!

09 Jan 2016 22:11:18
I once saw a dead guy in the street. He was covered in hundreds and thousands, chocolate sauce and nuts. Turned out he had topped himself.

09 Jan 2016 22:09:27
Pudding things in perspective Ed, with our currant situation, we will probably cream it on Wednesday to put the icing on the cake.

{Ed025's Note - good stuff that mick..respect.. :)

09 Jan 2016 22:12:00
Ed,
You can't beat an old classic mate :-)

10 Jan 2016 00:11:18
Mick,
I'm not going to SUGAR COAT it. All your best players have DESSERTed you, including Joe FLANagan and Mario BaloJELLY.
Klopp will have to try and WHIP your fit players into shape, but I'm sure he will be ANGEL DELIGHTed with a draw.
I don't FRENCH FANCY your chances mate.

10 Jan 2016 01:11:49
Good stuff Dags

Muffin left to say -

Except

Mig-No-let-in + let's be aving yer.

10 Jan 2016 07:32:49
Lol, nice one Mick.

10 Jan 2016 08:55:43
Terrible jokes guys, stop pun- ishing the posters on here with them!

{Ed025's Note - dont give up the day job 14.. :)

09 Jan 2016 19:57:06
Nice home draw against City Utd or Chelsea would be great, yeah it might be difficult but it would be exciting a bit like mini Barcelona warm up game.

09 Jan 2016 20:37:58
Nah, let the big boys knock each other out lol.
Home draw against a lower league team will do :-)

09 Jan 2016 20:53:36
Na let the fun begin Dags.

09 Jan 2016 21:00:08
All roads lead to Wembley G62.
Prefer the one with no traffic :-)

09 Jan 2016 21:14:14
What's the matter with you man :-)
Don't you want to rip utd apart again but in 15 minutes instead of 20 this time?
Play city with Sanchez wrote his time and show them how lightly they got off last time?
Mourinho has gone now so we can even beat Chelsea in competitive matches again and who wants to wait for that any longer than they have to?
Home tie against Wycombe Peterborough or spurs would be great for those clubs I know but for us?

09 Jan 2016 21:38:54
Id like to play sunderland in every round, shame they have been knocked out. We will get plenty of tests in this competition but i'm all for an easy run. If there is such thing.

{Ed025's Note - im with you steve, if your having a fight...always try and find a little guy.. :)

09 Jan 2016 21:55:12
Yeah but if you take on the 5ft tall 89 year old bloke with arthritis and get a hiding it takes some living down Ed, I know I'm still trying after 30 years :- (

{Ed025's Note - good point that G62..the way i am at the moment Mr burns from the simpsons would batter me mate..

09 Jan 2016 22:03:27
G62,
You had me at Wycombe and Peterborough :-)

09 Jan 2016 22:31:40
I'd think twice about taking on the old wet paper bag with dandruff now days Ed :- (

{Ed025's Note - thanks for the advice mate.. :)

09 Jan 2016 23:17:06
Brilliant Ed :-) top quality reply that mate :-)

09 Jan 2016 15:18:06
Okay - let's put a 45m bid in for the Dortmund dude and a 40m bid in for Romelu Lukaku. Either will do fine for me, I am not greedy. I would prefer the Dortmund striker I think due to flexibility in the front 3.

Then throw in Howedes to replace Per next season or Stones.

That just leaves a back up for each fullback and a back up to Coq who replaces Arteta and Flamini

Job done.

{Ed025's Note - well thats that sorted then SY.. :)

09 Jan 2016 15:31:43
Fifa 17 out already? :-)

09 Jan 2016 16:51:33
One can dream and it's not even that ambitious a dream! 😊.

09 Jan 2016 19:35:02
Getting stones and lukaku from Everton would be ambitious, can't see either leaving in January, and don't think both would be aloud to leave in the summer.

{Ed025's Note - no chance MgM mate..

09 Jan 2016 13:27:52
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09 Jan 2016 10:26:41
Just been think of our midfield and wondering your opinion guys. So for attacking midfield we have Santi and Ozil. For box to box we Ramsey and possibly Elneny. For defensive midfield we only have Coq (long term) . Where does Wilshire fit in? We sit need 'n cdm even with Elneny.

09 Jan 2016 10:49:18
Apparently Arteta is playing today so I'd guess he's our new DM singing to cover Flamini who is our cover for Le Coq, as for Elney he's very much an unknown quantity and as much as people are talking him up he is every bit as likely to be a squad player for years who moves on without ever making an impact as an astute singing like Kante.

09 Jan 2016 11:25:18
Wiltshire slots in neatly to the middle table in the physio room, right next to the table reserved for the Ox on the one side and Walcott on the other.

{Ed025's Note - ooooh epping..very cynical mate.. :)

09 Jan 2016 11:44:47
G62 you are really not buying the elneny move. There are so many players came from leagues that aren't that strong but made a huge impact such as suarez, ibra, willian and so on, give the guy a chance before you write him off. I'm saying he will be an immediate hit but he also might. He still young and he has the physic. I really hope I'm right mate. We all wish for big names and hi profile players but all those players started for somewhere.

09 Jan 2016 12:48:59
I'm not writing him off at all Moe but I'm being IMO realistic about his chances of becoming a top premier league player, I think the players youve mentioned above were all a lot higher rated before coming to the premier league as the price they cost at the time suggests.
Zante was a 5 million super bargain and of course so could Elney be but the odds on it happening aren't fantastic because there's a reason teams pay 40 to 80 million on players and don't all just go out and pay 5 million for their players each season.

09 Jan 2016 13:08:37
Have to agree with you 62.if he is as hot as so are suggesting, the price would be a tad higher IMO.

09 Jan 2016 13:55:57
To be fair most players coming from smaller leagues don't cost much. Because it's a risk. Doesn't mean it won't be a great signing.

09 Jan 2016 13:58:31
Disagree, Paul Pogba didn't cost Juventus a penny.

09 Jan 2016 14:45:05
I really got what you mean g62, but spotting a talent early can be a bargain, in other cade dawning cost liverpool like 20 mil and carrol 35 mil, and as dags mentioned pogba gone for free. Again mate I'm not saying he will be a hit but I'm being very hopeful and trying to have faith in our scouts and wenger.

09 Jan 2016 04:17:06
Ed02 my first question for January transfer window. As you know Arsenal have made an offer for aubameyang do you think transfer can happen this month for aubameyang to Arsenal and do you think Arsenal will make an improved offer as u already stated that offer is lower than asking price? Thanx.

{Ed002's Note - I am no longer providing any information regarding Arsenal Wajid. Sorry.}

09 Jan 2016 10:01:29
I understand that negotiations are ongoing. My own feeling is that this will be an extremely difficult deal to pull off in this window, but may happen in the summer window.