Arsenal Banter Archive June 09 2017
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09 Jun 2017 23:01:21
With all the commotion going on around mbappe from monaco crazy valuations of 100m plus wouldn't it be better spending that on van dijk and diego costa 2 proven premiership class players.
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10 Jun 2017 00:29:55
Van Dijk and Lacazette.
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10 Jun 2017 10:22:40
Strange how lacazette is behind grioud in the French team? Is there something we don't know?
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10 Jun 2017 11:15:50
only dechamps plays giroud no idea why maybe he knows he won't sell his sex tape.
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10 Jun 2017 11:30:45
Costa will bring us a new dimension upfront he is a bully and a menace he will track back and gives us power upfront he also scores goals. With the amount of chances we create he would put the majority away unlike giroud and welbeck. I know he has history with some of our defenders but i rather have him on my team than the opposition. Van dijk is big quick and powerful and will add a presence to the defence. His distribution is good something wenger likes.
We need to get the bite back in our team and not roll over and let the opposition walk all over us. With xhaka kolansic van dijk costa mustafi holding in your team it complements our abundance of smaller flair players.
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09 Jun 2017 14:51:55
Thrying to guage the room.
Good summer / Bad summer>
Sanchez out
Mahrez in
Lacazette in
Turan in.
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09 Jun 2017 16:04:25
Mahrez and turan are not good enough.
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09 Jun 2017 16:05:53
If Sanchez is going to byern personally I would ask for 2/ 3 out of costa sanchez and Colman my two would be Sanchez and colman.
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09 Jun 2017 16:56:28
Would love one of Costa and Coleman, but definitely don't see us getting both.
We effectively need to replace 20 goals and add 10 more goals.
I don't see that coming from any one player so agree we need 2 attackers!
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09 Jun 2017 17:04:52
If Sanchez leaves, I would definitely take that.
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09 Jun 2017 18:39:03
Isn't Lacazette distinctly less than enthusiastic about joining us?
From what I've read away from the attract a bit journalists headlines he's not exactly excited by the opportunity we offer.
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09 Jun 2017 19:11:37
If Sanchez left and we got these two in exchange I would make happy in my pants along with lacaztte my mrs would have the best 5 mins of her life.
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09 Jun 2017 20:48:09
Perfectly summed up Jelfy 😂.
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09 Jun 2017 22:50:12
coleman who the hell is he.
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10 Jun 2017 07:47:18
Coman. bayern winger not shameus coleman lol!
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10 Jun 2017 07:54:54
It's spelt koeman K! And he retired years ago. I believe he is now Everton's manager 😂.
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09 Jun 2017 14:13:19
I got all exited when I woke up to the headline of hung parliament. I thought they had all been taken to the gallows. No such luck as it turned out 😂.
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10 Jun 2017 11:29:23
Dembele from Dortmund. Mbappe from Monaco. Nothing less is required.
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09 Jun 2017 11:37:37
My wife asked me for a 100 quid for the beauty salon. I took a good, hard look at her and gave her £300. I have no idea why she's now severely mad at me!?!?
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09 Jun 2017 13:00:59
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
Or "ForePlay" as the Wife likes to call it.
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09 Jun 2017 14:07:32
Lol.
I bought my wife a fridge freezer for her birthday.
Not the best of presents but you should have seen her face light up when she opened the fridge door.
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09 Jun 2017 14:08:19
My wife asked me for a £100 so she could look gorgeous for me, I gave her £20 and said get me a couple of cases of beer and you'll look fantastic to me sweetheart.
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09 Jun 2017 22:10:10
My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change, and was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore.
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10 Jun 2017 08:29:18
Now that's quality Sharpie :-) made me chuckle out loud.
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09 Jun 2017 09:49:04
A few months back I said the comparisons between Arsene Wenger and Jeremy Corbyn were uncanny, both aging men clinging to power despite being unpopular and having absolutely no chance of taking the people they represent forward.
Well Jeremy certainly proved me wrong and although he didn't deliver out right victory he did against all odds get a result few thought capable.
If Arsene can do the same next season we might not be premier league champions but we might just put in our first serious challenge for over a decade, I still can't see how but I couldn't see how Corbyn could stop the Torries either.
Com'on Arsene Com'on Jeremy two gooners one of which has already made me eat my words and I hope Arsene can serve me up a double dose of humble pie.
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09 Jun 2017 10:05:13
But are you relying on Conte, Klopp, Mourinho, Guardiola and Pochettino all player the role of the hapless Teresa May.
This is where your thought process could fail. 😁.
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09 Jun 2017 10:21:50
didnt vote but finishing second by that distance is similar to us behind Leicester.
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09 Jun 2017 10:58:47
Yes Stone my plan does involve Mourinho Klopp Conte Pep and co to deliver weak and unstable leadership in what can only be described as the most important premier league campaign for a generation :-)
Arsene is most certainly not for turning :-)
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