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22 Feb 2018 22:19:53
For the love of God, Wenger. Please just clear off and take half of that dross on show today with you. How far we've fallen in the last 12+ years.

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22 Feb 2018 22:11:50
Great performance tonight in the face of the oyster sounds onslaught. We had to dig deep and we did, as arsene would say " our spireet was great" even thought the result for a while looked gone we battled hard. Our defending was stuff of legends and how did iwobi manage to keep going down all them blind alleys and still have enough left to go down some more. We needed the stability of xhaka in the second half, a colusus. What a headache wenger has now for picking the team on sunday, i'm pleased i'm not in his shoes. It will be exciting to see who played today and forced the managers hand for the cup final. Will they recover after the exertions tonight. After that we shouldn't be worried who we draw in the next round. COYG.

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22 Feb 2018 22:20:31
That performance was so bad I was actually laughing. The highlight was the refs cartwheel and seeing the utterly useless Iwobi stranded with his leg in the air.

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22 Feb 2018 16:34:51
Good side you lot are playing tonight, I heard they beat Narnia in the last round. lol.

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22 Feb 2018 17:10:35
That’s where they play leahy mate. Your second favourite teams playing tonight ain’t they.

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22 Feb 2018 17:18:13
Come on now, please let's keep the banter nice and Sevilla.

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22 Feb 2018 18:09:39
Lol. I see you having a go at United down the page.

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22 Feb 2018 18:22:47
Now now boys, let's play nicely.

Leahy supports Man Utd, you know, the team who Sanchez plays for.
The same Sanchez who gets paid £350k per week, runs around looking at the sky because of the crap players around him and has scored a penalty rebound in 5 games.

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22 Feb 2018 18:27:20
I'm looking for a new home for smalling, be careful cause Wenger was interested.
And the ways things are going we will be with you lot next season in Europa.

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22 Feb 2018 18:36:44
Leahy as if we’d have a go at United, fabulous club that’s clearly going places with the right man at the helm.

I can see you going unbeaten next season on the way to the quadruple.

This season has been perfectly summed up with that sponsorship deal with Yanmar as you are the Massey Ferguson of all the big football clubs. 😂

You only need to tie up a deal with Zhengzhou Yutong Bus and you’ve cracked it.

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22 Feb 2018 19:07:30
Would Smalling make out defence better Leahy mate? Unlikely, would he make our defence worse? Hard to imagine how he could :-)
Personally I think he's the next Johnny Evans who will leave United and get his career back on track through doing so.
United are a huge club and few players get accepted long term unless they deliver at a high standard consistently.

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22 Feb 2018 19:59:11
I hope we employ a female doctor to run on the field, if that's one way of shifting him.

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Review Of The Day 22nd February

22 Feb 2018 05:32:27
{Ed's Note - Tris Burke has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 22nd February

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21 Feb 2018 22:06:55
United need to win the Champions League for Mourinho to carry on as he is, if they win it the fans will let the football go for this season but if they go out in this round or the quarter finals, Jose could be in real trouble.

The FA cup? No chance as it wasn't enough for LVG to keep his job at United and United fans seem even less impressed with Jose right now than they ever were with LVG, and they weren't exactly upset with his departure.

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22 Feb 2018 08:43:44
Where would they be without David De Gea. Credit that they're still 2nd in the league but an awful footballing side and could easily end up next to us outside the top four.

We think we got mugged off with Xhaka but Pogba beats that hands down.

It’s funny watching Sanchez run around still the totally frustrated figure he was with us, waving his arms in exasperation. Thank god for the £500,000 a week.

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22 Feb 2018 09:11:19
I’d run round like a headless chicken for 500k as well stoner. Only difference is at united he doesn’t have the quality in the attacking third around him.

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22 Feb 2018 10:50:47
I’d do a lot of things for £500,000 a week mate but probably not as extreme as the stuff Sharpie would do! 😉.

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22 Feb 2018 11:47:20
I think the list of things I wouldn't do would be much shorter.

I wouldn't eat haggis
I wouldn't eat black pudding
I wouldn't let Diane Abbott do my accounts.

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22 Feb 2018 12:27:23
More in line with your initial post 62, I’m not sure what they’d do with him. I certainly think he’s lost whatever made him good first time around.

He hasn’t recovered from the Chelsea debacle yet for me, he’s spent an awful lot of money and with no real result, by that I mean a real trophy, League or CL, added to no realistic challenge for the league.

So I hope they keep him to be honest.

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22 Feb 2018 12:29:45
Haggis is lush mate. And I probably wouldn’t play for United for 1-/ 2 a mill 😋.

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21 Feb 2018 06:40:01
Thoughts on a new defensive midfield pairing of Doucoure' and Lamina? In my opinion these players would provide a return to the type of players that were so successful in the early Wenger years. The interesting thing is that despite having options in creative/ attacking midfiled players, we are still being linked with more of the same type of players, such as Fekir, when we need tall, athletic DM's.

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21 Feb 2018 07:39:25
I do believe we are also linked with players of that type. We better take kante off that list if they have to be tall as well . I personally think we need a player of fekir ability to take the possition of iwobi. A DM, GK, couple of defenders and another attacking mid for me.

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21 Feb 2018 09:32:35
It's a waiting game in my opinion, the £200 million Arsene has spent between signing Mesut and PEA has achieved nothing towards making us competitive again in fact we've lost ground massively in the title race and dropped out of top 4 contention too now.
I don't see the point in spending more money on Arsenes watch as it just seems like a waste of resources that his successor might or might not be able to use more beneficially.
Arsene isn't going to adress all our problem positions in one summer when he's refused to see and adress all of them over the last 14 years so what's the point in spending a fortune on 1 CB or a Keeper or a DM if your not going to do the whole job?
Wait and see what Arsene does this summer and if he goes then we can all start looking forward with renewed hope and optimism but if he stays then the only thing to do is keep what resources we have and simply wait a big longer.

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21 Feb 2018 10:14:45
Wenger has a net spend of virtually zero over the last two windows and has left the squad short, if you exclude Cazorla and young players just getting into the first team squad. We only have 20 first team players, which is 5 short of the permitted 25, over 21, players that are permitted. Clearly we need two DM's and at least one CB. In respect of CB's Mertesacker retires at the end of the season, Chambers should be sold (simply not good enough) , Holding needs a season on loan playing regularly and Monreal is not a CB, so we need two CB's for next season, Oh yes, and a keeper or two!

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21 Feb 2018 11:33:39
All very true RG but what difference will it make if Arsene spends or doesn't spend?
Can you really see Arsene adressing all those areas you mention this summer?
Never mind what you me or anyone thinks he should do but do you really think he's actually going to do?

If you need to make a good impression at say an interview but don't own a shirt tie suit and dress shoes is it really worth just buying the suit and wearing trainers and t-shirt with it :-)

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21 Feb 2018 13:34:10
I think the hope is now that Wenger doesn't do the spending anymore, Sven Mislintat will source players and Raul Sanllehi will try to get them.
Wenger has proven himself in the last 10 years to no longer have the ability to firstly see where we're in need of reinforcements, and secondly get the correct players for that position, Xhaka is just the latest example of this, he came 5 or so years too late and wasn't even good enough.

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Review Of The Day 21st February 2018

21 Feb 2018 05:05:48
{Ed's Note - Tris Burke has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 21st February 2018

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20 Feb 2018 23:39:08
Most successful season In years! 200m sponsorship deal. Put 2017/ 18 season as a huge success. Very happy.

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20 Feb 2018 23:58:51
That's fantastic mate, and now we can all look forward to the great open top bus tour and civic reception at Islington town hall with the cheque proudly on display for all to see :-)

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21 Feb 2018 08:07:19
G62,
That's brilliant 🤣🤣🤣.

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20 Feb 2018 21:14:13
Hola Amigos 🤣🤣.

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20 Feb 2018 21:23:13
I'm logging on from Ireland

Dags is logging on from jelfys passion pad in Wales.

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20 Feb 2018 21:48:29
Hi mate how's the driving lesson business going in Ireland these days,

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20 Feb 2018 22:30:04
Blimey,
I know I put it about a bit, but I can't be in Wales and Ireland at the same time.

Top 'O the morning Taffy 😊.

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20 Feb 2018 23:03:35
You'd have to split yourself in two to do that mate, oh you did already :-)

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20 Feb 2018 10:57:50
Does City's defeat at Wigan help hurt or make no difference to our chances of beating them Sunday?
Will it have a negative effect now the quadruple is off the agenda or will it make them even more determined to win their first trophy under Pep and put any doubts about them to bed?

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20 Feb 2018 11:00:57
Surely aguero will be banned for the cup final?

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20 Feb 2018 11:23:21
Why what did he do?

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20 Feb 2018 12:11:45
He shouldn’t be banned but the mug who ran on the pitch and had a go at him should, ultimately he only pushed the guy away, unless of course you listen to a United fan, then of he stabbed the guy 5 times with a knife before setting fire to him. 🙄.

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20 Feb 2018 13:19:55
OK I've read about what happened now so am upto speed :-) sounds like typical pitch invasion with over excited fans getting access to the players but with no dramatic outcome for any player or fans thankfully so I don't see that other than Wigan being better prepared in future that anything needs to be done to anyone including Ageuro.
As for the United fans who want Ageuro punished well it's just the same crazy biased opinion both for and against that so many fans of all clubs are incapable of separating themselves from, if Ali was an Arsenal player I would want him sold as like Roben for me any talent they have doesn't make up for their natural instincts cheat rather than play the game but the fact that Ali just so happens to play for Spurs makes it a thousand times worse and refs should be banned from giving any decisions his way ever again, just trying to give an unbiased opinion of course :-)

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20 Feb 2018 15:54:42
I’m glad you posted that stoner . Absolutely spot on. I was going to do a similar thread then seen this.

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20 Feb 2018 16:16:00
I'm with the player here, and think the fan got off light, if I was the player I would have got a bit closer and had a right go at him.

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20 Feb 2018 16:20:50
Your non biased attitude is commendable 62, it’s nice to know that not all of us are into point scoring historical stuff and people like your good self are happy to do your bit for special needs as and when needed by the visitors. 😉

Me, I never forget nor suffer fools gladly. If you were a total tool on 23rd October 2005 then you’re still one right now.

I’ve clearly no idea what you or anyone else were doing on that date 62 and as I wasn’t referring to you it don’t matter. But hoping you get my drift. 😁.

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20 Feb 2018 17:03:56
Stoner, will you let it go mate! I told you I wasn't myself on 23rd October 2005! Why do you keep bringing this up?

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20 Feb 2018 17:29:11
Because it was the day you were LANSERA’s dad mate, I just can’t get over that and you know it! 😂.

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20 Feb 2018 17:38:13
To each their own Stoner mate, I do remember back in 2016 a couple of incidents in too wasn't exactly impressed by and also remember not being shy about expressing by feelings at that time towards one of our visitors, but I'm very much a bygones be bygones person myself mate, life's far to short to hold grudges against individuals in my opinion especially when in the grand scheme of things when nobody really got hurt by some silly words that were out of place at the time.
Just my way but I'm 55 now and when I was younger I didn't always see things the way I do now.

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20 Feb 2018 17:56:26
Stoner, you'll never understand (on account of your low sperm count) the joys of fatherhood! But it was a proud day for me. Now, not so much! 😂.

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20 Feb 2018 18:03:12
By the way Stoner, have you noticed someone having a right flutter with the "thumbs down" on your posts? I was starting to feel sorry for you until I noticed "he" is going it on mine too!

My only wish is that "he" had more accounts.

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20 Feb 2018 18:49:35
Sharpie, I did mate, bless him. 😂.

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20 Feb 2018 20:12:04
Makes me wonder how many actual individuals there are on this site :-)
1000s of usernames but maybe as few as a handful of actual people :-)
I always knew Dags was Malaga but I didn't realise so many were at it :-)

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20 Feb 2018 20:18:25
62 I remember well a certain person slating you for suggesting something occur at an England vs France game.

Bang out of order and totally uncalled for. Made himself look a complete dork, especially knowing the person you are and how you would have meant what you said.

But like you say, each to their own.

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20 Feb 2018 20:35:38
Haha John, where did you come to the conclusion that I was that ugly gig dags.

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20 Feb 2018 20:48:51
Hang about! Dags is Malaga? I'm spoken to both and if this is true, we may have a real case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on our hands!

Both great lads in their own way. Or should I say, both great lad in his own way haha.

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20 Feb 2018 20:52:42
Malaga, it's been quiet without you on here. Care to bugger off again please? 😀.

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20 Feb 2018 20:53:28
Hi Stoner I remember that night to amd also remember being more than a tad ruffled by those comments at the time mate.
I read somewhere
" holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die "
It made a lot of sense to me at the time ( I'd probably had a quite a few bottles of becks at the time :-) but I try my best to let the silly stuff go once the initial upset, anger, disbelief or whatever has passed.

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20 Feb 2018 21:00:47
Sharpie, if your not careful I may do a RAVER and try and get the sympathy vote, and say I'm never coming back because no one believes me.

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20 Feb 2018 21:20:40
Hi Mark mate, the Dagala told me once that you and him were as one on many issues so I used my powers of deduction to realise you had to be his ultra ego.
If you think about it and put 2 and 2 together you can see how I came up with 7 surely? :-)

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20 Feb 2018 21:25:54
62 mate I never actually hold a grudge just have no time for people like that.

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20 Feb 2018 22:11:27
Fair play Stoner mate, as I say it's me age, the older I get the more accepting and forgiving I seem to get.

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20 Feb 2018 22:27:08
G62, if I were you, I wouldn't believe Stoner's fabricated "I never actually hold a grudge".

In 1998, I stole one of his golf buggies when I had the munchies. Pretty sure you know where this story is headed. Anyway, long story short, he has never forgiven me!

Malaga mate, good to see you're well. Jinger Jimmy was asking about you a few weeks ago. I think the lad misses you so pop into the live chat when next it's on. Will save me from having to listen to him about 1967 AGAIN.

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20 Feb 2018 22:40:52
Wow I've never had so many thumbs ups, I'm not sure who's doing it but I'm pretty sure it ain't Steve :-)

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21 Feb 2018 07:08:04
You have a special fwend 62 😂.

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21 Feb 2018 08:59:14
Cool I'm flatted mate but I do think who ever it is should get back in the game rather than keep themselves out in the cold.
Sometimes people get themselves into a situation by over reacting to something than on another day they would handle much better and then later don't know how to get back without losing face, some simply reinvent themselves with a new name and start again others disappear completely never to be seen again personally I think by far the easiest and best way is to laugh at yourself, admit you got a bit carried away and just get back in the game.
Today's news is tomorrow's chip paper as they say, well it is if you let it go and don't keep reading it over and over to yourself.

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