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22 Apr 2024 09:12:43
I think a Group Hug is needed ed14.

{Ed014's Note - it is beginning so seem that way Sparky, that's as long as I’m not next to Sharpie though! 😉

Sussex will have a field day too selling us all watches! 🤣

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22 Apr 2024 09:54:55
I think we should meet up for a right session.

22 Apr 2024 09:57:02
I’ll have a hug off 14.

22 Apr 2024 14:07:23
I'm not touching any of you shifty feckers!

22 Apr 2024 15:53:32
How very dare you 14! I`ll have you know my Rolecks are top quality . Can we drop this weirdness now? In amongst this fighting a title race has broken out! Next two games crucial - Palmer may not play and Sunday we can enjoy St Spursy Day at their shiny new toilet COYG I`m confident in the lads, felt in control v Wolves as it should have been.

{Ed014's Note - me stop the weirdness says he who sent the same post in twice! 😂

Well accept you missed of this one the struggle you’re having in Florida with it only being 27 degrees! ☀️☀️😂

If I told you a time for the hug you’d miss it as ya Rolecks is about 2hrs behind real time!

22 Apr 2024 16:13:48
😂😂😂 all true! I meant the posting weirdness - surely we all choose to follow the Arsenal in our different ways and that’s fine by me! Right it’s 11 o clock here which means it’s probably 1 o clock where’s my Modelo? Toodlepip COYG ( hope much better half all good 14 )

21 Apr 2024 20:54:20
Massive two games coming up win these and I think it’s ours COYG.

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22 Apr 2024 16:37:42
I think your wrong there mate we need to win every game remaining i don't see city or liverpool dropping anything we have chelsea, tottenham and manu as well as bounrmouth and everton.

22 Apr 2024 17:21:23
I think these two are the biggest games to be played and if we do win both I think the players will be on cloud 9 and momentum will carry us to glory (hopefully)

21 Apr 2024 18:33:23
I personally think a couple of members only want Arsenal to win the title so they can have a dig at members who said we lost the league against Villa whereas the rest of us want it because we are GUNNERS COYG hahahah.

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21 Apr 2024 10:49:30
What a week ahead, Chelsea on Tuesday and Spuds on Sunday, enjoy the rest of season while you can as the closed season will be here before we know it.

Up the Arsenal 👍.

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21 Apr 2024 11:48:01
Very true John, but at least the doom and gloomers go on holiday.

21 Apr 2024 12:39:15
Unfortunately Mark they will just change the direction of their negativity and people they choose be angry with from the players to the club who they will accuse of lacking ambition and desire every time the media gives them a crazy story to believe about what the club is or isn't doing in the summer window.

Personally I'm going to enjoy what remains of this fantastic season whether we are ultimately champions runners up or 3rd, it has been and still is wonderful ride 👍👍👍👍.

21 Apr 2024 17:04:49
Here-Here mate.

21 Apr 2024 18:53:45
We are one striker away from a very good 1st 11, yes we need some better quality backups but we are nearly there. Some people will moan regardless, we just have to accept that.

21 Apr 2024 17:30:37
The only one I see that’s is angry is you gunner 62, you can’t seem to let things go, every post you put up has a certain dig a members you disagree with! We live in your head rent free, just get over it matey we had a bad game against Villa I stressed my concerns that’s it, do I not want arsenal to win the title of course not I’ve waited long enough for it we all have, it just seems you cling to things that are long gone, you must have a very stressful life if that’s the case, just let it go no need to keep digging a hole that your in, you say members are doom and gloom but you have admitted you wanted ARSENAL managers sacked I would never want my guv sacked at all I support the team I don’t want anyone sacked like you did l, you out posts up and embarrass yourself because you have wanted players and mangers out of the team! Just leave it go gunner 62 it was 2 weeks ago, leave it be and stop with the slay digs it’s cringey, we are all arsenal fans, just leave it go and your life might be less stressful, i personally think you would love arsenal to win the league just to have a dig at certain members lol, whereas I want arsenal to win the title because I’m a GUNNER! Think about it I think my statement is true.

21 Apr 2024 19:35:24
Yawn!

21 Apr 2024 19:42:31
🙃🙃🙃 bizarre to say the very least🤔🤔🤔🤔😊😊😊😊.

21 Apr 2024 20:53:20
Bizarre but very true matey, you last 2/ 3 main post have been about some members you don’t agree with it’s cringey, we are all arsenal and will disagree on a lot of things, but there’s no need make nonsense up like you about peoples lives, your the one that can’t let it go and keeps going, I hope we win the title and always will I’ll never ask for our guv to get sacked or any players to get sacked or “out of the team “ I’ll suppose you’ll come back and so will your side kick.

21 Apr 2024 21:10:15
Sounds like your feeling guilty about calling our Arsenal players bottlers last week but don't actually have the bottle to come out and take your irrational undeserved insults back. Your choice of course, keep trying to point the finger of diversion at others or find the bottle to take your insults about Arsenal players back. I couldn't care less which you chose to be honest.

21 Apr 2024 22:41:25
This is all very weird, why've you got your knickers in such a twist Dublin? You seem like the obsessed one who can't let it go and is bringing it up for no reason.

22 Apr 2024 06:43:28
All I keep hearing is "Let It Go, Let It Go " thought Frozen was on!
:)

22 Apr 2024 07:15:17
Eden I’m just replying to gunners comments that he keeps putting up about me! But I’m the one obsessed lol good one. and gunner I have nothing to feel guilty about they did bottle that game, and once again putting words into my mouth not once have i insulted anyone thank you very much.

22 Apr 2024 07:49:04
Was your name in my posts?

If you choose to think that all my comments are about you that's very much your problem not mine or anyone else's problem.

22 Apr 2024 09:01:12
Dublin mate although our opinions were not popular here, gunner62 also has the right to give his, after all it's just banter. When you post your opinion in public you have to be ready for someone to call you out. We should just keep it light and enjoy the banter. We're all gooners here.

22 Apr 2024 10:00:23
Bgb gooner, I’m happy for everyone to post what they like matey, but when he keeps going on about it after 2 weeks putting posts up which are obviously about that I have the right also to say give it a rest, if people don’t agree with me that’s fine that’s life but don’t have a go at me like he has when he has said worse that’s all my point is, it’s nothing to do with him not agreeing with me that me fine, it’s to do with him having a go at me when he has said worse mate that’s all.

22 Apr 2024 11:57:33
I don't mean to break your heart Dublin but the reality is I spend an awful lot less time thinking about you than you tell yourself I do 🤔🤔🤔. If you want to carry on thinking everything I post is about you then that's going be a problem of your own making and solely the result of your overactive mind. Take the advice other posters have offered you, it really is the only rational thing to do because your winding yourself up without needing any assistance from me.

22 Apr 2024 14:56:45
And he’s still going hahaha.

Where are Glasgow Rangers Headed?

21 Apr 2024 07:39:09
{Ed's Note - Thestigno1 has posted a new article entitled, Where are Glasgow Rangers Headed?

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20 Apr 2024 21:48:19
Back on top of the table and City need only draw 1 game for our goal difference to put us back in control of our own destiny. In the words of Mark Twain "claims of our season being over, have been extremely premature "

Up the Arsenal 👍.

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20 Apr 2024 13:43:38
Massive game for us today anything less than 3 points and the season is over for us.

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20 Apr 2024 17:35:37
Sshhhhh your not aloud to say that.

21 Apr 2024 13:11:06
Why Not? Pretty much was the truth COYG.

21 Apr 2024 17:34:47
Your not aloud Sussex or you get posts put up about you ssshhh don’t tell anyone the 2 might be looking.

Will Jurgen Klopp Leave Liverpool On A Whimper?

20 Apr 2024 07:39:07
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Will Jurgen Klopp Leave Liverpool On A Whimper?

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19 Apr 2024 12:24:14
RIP Chips.

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19 Apr 2024 07:44:24
Money spend in the PL

1) Chelsea: £-672.95m
23/ 24: £-168.66m
22/ 23: £-464.7m (12th)
21/ 22: £26.45m (3rd)
20/ 21: £-162.45m (4th)
19/ 20: £95.96m (4th)


2) Manchester United: £-594.92m
23/ 24: £-125.36m
22/ 23: £-187.35m (3rd)
21/ 22: £-94.8m (6th)
20/ 21: £-54.96m (2nd)
19/ 20: £-133.02m (3rd)

3) Arsenal: £-550.53m
23/ 24: £-145.2m
22/ 23: £-144.08m (2nd)
21/ 22: £-116.25m (5th)
20/ 21: £-57.14m (8th)
19/ 20: £-91.59m (8th)

4) Tottenham: £-459.4m
23/ 24: £-132.83m
22/ 23: £-118.93m (8th)
21/ 22: £-52.38m (4th)
20/ 21: £-83.08m (7th)
19/ 20: £-73.5m (6th)

5) Newcastle: £-414.7m
23/ 24: £-92.93m
22/ 23: £-147.05m (4th)
21/ 22: £-111.15m (11th)
20/ 21: £-33.1m (12th)
19/ 20: £-31.85m (13th)

6) Manchester City: £-326.67m
23/ 24: £-116.7m
22/ 23: £9.97m (Champions)
21/ 22: £-38.55m (Champions)
20/ 21: £-93.5m (Champions)
19/ 20: £-81.9m (2nd)

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19 Apr 2024 10:01:55
That’s incredible to think we’ve only spent that much to offload that horrible squad load of players we had to now having a squad in which every player is a genuinely saleable asset.

I think in Saliba, Saka, Odegaard, Gabriel, White and Rice we’d recoup more than that figure alone.

It’s been forever since we could say that.

Great post for picking that out mate, even though I know you actually simply meant to say, ARTETA OUT! 😂.

19 Apr 2024 12:25:14
Hey stoner me old mucker.

19 Apr 2024 14:48:12
In which case everyone has fecked up and the answer is to sack MA and get Man City manager - he must be good! Thank goodness they haven’t got 115 charges over them . Not sure if we have any! Each to their own I guess let’s try and win without the charges I rather like that idea - call me old fashioned COYG. MA in ( am I in a twilight world)

{Ed014's Note - they couldn’t cope with 5 penalties the other night mate, god knows how they’ll cope with 115! 😂

19 Apr 2024 17:29:42
Can we look at net spend from 2008 not what suits the bias. Up until 2019 ( from 2008 ) believe C£ty net spent £1.2 billion on players! Us well £297 million thick end of a £1 BILLION Bit of perspective please Banbury! These figures may or may not be true but no animals were hurt in looking for them COYG.

19 Apr 2024 18:59:21
Just goes to show its not all about money, look at Chelsea and United. Money helps but you still need to spend it well and have a manager who can get motivate and get the best out of the players you buy. Pep and Mikel have been the top 2 managers over the last 2 seasons.

19 Apr 2024 19:45:37
Right Sussex, the city figure is quite skewed they've got a very good net spend the last 5 years, but they've sold high value players they had brought for high values previous to those 5 years, they got about £500 mil income from the likes of Mahrez, Laporte, Sane, Zinchenko, Otamendi, Danilo, Jesus, Sterling

Their net spend for the 5 years before is £-640 mil.

19 Apr 2024 20:06:20
Which club's have risen or fallen furthest during this spending period, obviously the biggest climbers are Newcastle and Arsenal from near bottom and 8th place and the biggest fallers are Chelsea from top to nowhere noticeable.

19 Apr 2024 20:21:59
Maybe Eden but are we just ignoring the £1 BILLION NET they spent more than us! We could have bought 15 Pepe’s for that! They may well have sold well they are good players! I hope you’re not on the premier league FFP charging panel which charges runs from 2009-2018 ( the billion pound era ) I agree it is a bit skewed! But good luck to them if that’s their bag Money talks and they’ll get a slap on the wrist no doubt about it COYG.

20 Apr 2024 01:01:39
I can see that "Right Sussex. " may have come across as opposing and confrontational! 😂 When what I meant to put was "you're right Sussex" I was agreeing with you, if it was done over the last 10 years their net spend would be much higher, because they spent the money in the 5 years previously.

20 Apr 2024 13:48:59
😂😂😂 and not for the first time I misunderstood your post Eden! Still reeling from one of your posts I and only I couldn’t see the irony in it and so jumped in with both feet. It’s so rare I hear you’re right Sussex it throws me! Anyone who thinks Chelsea and City have not bought trophies is barking - as I said each to their own and good luck to them but be honest for feck sake COYG.

18 Apr 2024 18:42:21
Hello everyone.
Just like to put this out to the Eds and posters.
There have disagreements over the last few days on the site but one thing we all agree on is we need a out and out striker.
Ollie Watkins is 29 this December
Ivan Toney is 29 next March, do you think that giving the transfer fee they would command, giving there ages it might be better to look at someone younger or go for the finished articles in either Watkins or Toneh.

{Ed025's Note - for me Bill one of those would have won you a trophy This season but are not a long term solution because of their ages mate, we all know you needed a striker THIS season but you gambled that you had enough, time will tell of course and if you win the PL then im talking through my arse, but if you dont i believe it was a mistake that this very good side will finish empty handed..

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18 Apr 2024 19:13:24
Thanks for your views Ed
Much appreciated.

{Ed025's Note - no problem Bill, i just hope you have enough to get the job done mate, you deserve something the way you have played this season imo..

18 Apr 2024 19:52:30
Hope your right in your hopes Ed025 mate but even if we don't win the league we've had a wonderful ride fir the second season running and this one has been even better than season. Yes everyone wants their team to be the very best and lift trophies but its been a very long time since we were this good.

Personally overall I have no complaints whatsoever.

{Ed025's Note - i get that G62 and yes it has been a great season, i just think you may have missed a trick by not gaining some silverware mate your season certainly deserved it, you are still bang in there though to lift the PL trophy of course but you will have to rely on the other 2 dropping points..but good luck..

18 Apr 2024 21:25:05
Agree with the sentiments of g62 for me we have enough in our team toney and Watkins were both unrealistic targets. Anyone we would have bought in would have caused massive rift at this stage and pressure to perform from the striker would have played a part too. I have enjoyed this season so far and will continue to do so no matter where we finish. That's not to say I didn't want us to win.

18 Apr 2024 20:42:10
Thanks mate, I do agree we need a recognised proven goal scorer and such a player might well be the thing that costs us silverware this season, but ultimately its all about how much you enjoy dance rather just editing up in the right place on the dance floor when the music stops.

If we miss out this time I'm already looking forward to next seasons hokey cokey 👍👍👍🌈.

{Ed025's Note - its been a great effort mate..

18 Apr 2024 22:49:33
Exactly and we have enjoyed every moment of it. Think about it we could be splashing all the cash and be like Chelsea man u or even tottenham. Enjoy the moment. Trust the process. For me the stand out teams have been arsenal and villa. Liverpool n man city have performed as expected man u Brighton Brentford underperformed Chelsea have been abissmal.

18 Apr 2024 23:12:23
I'd like to bring in Isak.

 


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