19 Jul 2017 07:45:52
Hello all from a very thundery, wet, humid Shanghai.
What a horrible day!
Wenger rang me early this morning at my hotel at 6.30 am! asking me if I was able to sleep last night. " I said " Arsene you are a right liberty taker mate you just woke me up" he said that he was buzzing after the meal we had he must be excited about the game today because his heart was pumping away. I said " Arsene you have got to lay off the booze mate. You were off your head in the Chinese buffet you ate everything in sight it's the MSG " What do you think he comes back with? .
" No we are not playing PSG it Bayern Munich today ".
I said NO! MSG it's in the food it's called Monosodium Glutomate it's a additive they put in Chinese food to thicken it up"
I left it at that there was no point in explaining. I went down to breakfast and the Ox was laughing at Theo because he was crying all night about he doesn't want to leave nobody wants him anymore. OG was sitting behind Al Lacca while Al was telling some football tales and Giroud kept sticking two fingers up to him behind his back.
Petr asked Aaron to chuck him an orange from the breakfast buffet and Ramsey being Ramsey completely misdirected it and Petr dived over the table to catch it and dropped it straight into Pers porridge. It was chaos .
Mert got up to chase Ramsey out of the restaurant at full pelt but Ramsey was running backwards so Mert didn't have a chance and everyone was laughing at him.
Arsene has been wearing his new coat with the Velcro but can't get used to it and keeps trying to zip it up. he's going to need it today if this weather keeps up.
Anyhow boys. Match today speak later on.
Have a good day.

1.) 19 Jul 2017
19 Jul 2017 16:52:11
I'm starting to think you're fibbing.

2.) 19 Jul 2017
19 Jul 2017 17:41:02
Ashford it's his creative humour trying to paint a fanciful picture of perceived images of club members! I know not many people comment in appreciation and also it usually gets lots of thumbs down but that does not stop lanesra from peddling his comedy on here for the few that enjoy it! I find them very funny indeed 😉.

3.) 19 Jul 2017
19 Jul 2017 18:05:58
Ashfird mate of course I'm not fibbing.
I'm right in there with all the squad and management.
Anyhow I have just got in and I'm knackered it's gone 1 in the morning. But I'll give you all an update tomorrow .

4.) 19 Jul 2017
19 Jul 2017 19:48:55
Cheers mate keep up the good work 🤘🏻.

5.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 07:01:20
Creative stuff Lanesra, keep them coming.