1.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 08:01:53
“The Brazilian show pony hindrance” 😂😂

Morning ed01,

I’m out to Dubai on Saturday, you up for a coffee on Monday, say in the Dubai Mall somewhere. I’m doing the Khalifa at 11am so after lunch maybe?

I did try the contact form at the bottom of the page but it came back undelivered and included an NFL-RUMOURS email address.

{Ed001's Note - ohhh no idea why the contact form did that but yes mate. Email me directly on rumours1st@hotmail.com and I will send over my phone number to make it easier to sort out when you are here. Just so long as you don't want me to come up the Khalifa with you, I am terrified of heights. When I first moved here, I looked at a place on the top floor of a tower and it had big ceiling to floor windows. I couldn't go past the doorway! I was just stood in the doorway holding onto it until the agent realised.}

2.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 12:47:11
I'm hoping to be there August next year for a few weeks. Maybe we can organise a spot of skydiving Ed01?

{Ed001's Note - sounds good, I will hold your coat mate....}

3.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 13:29:53
Sharpie is daft enough to wear a coat in Dubai 😂.

4.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 13:31:53
I'm hoping I won't need a coat in August mate. Jokes aside, would be great to meet up. If I remember correctly, you don't drink, so coffees it is then 🙂.

{Ed001's Note - fair point. Yeah it would be good - you have my email so just let me know nearer the time so I actually have a chance of remembering!}

5.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 17:17:36
And it’s september sharpie. I would stay off the devils lettuce 🤪.

6.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 17:18:42
Anyway ed, are you really sure you want to meet up with those two headcases 😂.

{Ed001's Note - it's ok I will meet them in a public place where I can be safe from any kind of unwanted sexual advances.....}

7.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 17:41:44
Artist formerly known as SLB, August next year you doughnut. I've not quite perfected my time machine, yet.

Ed001, I'd be very wary of Stoner. He didn't get that name for passing large kidney stones.

{Ed001's Note - I assumed he was just a geologist.}

8.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 17:52:52
Good plan.! If I remember correctly what sharpie means by skydiving it is some sort of lewd act after a period of internet grooming 😂.

{Ed001's Note - it does sound very suspicious mate.}

9.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 18:34:31
I’ve been reading things wrong the last few days 😶.