01 Aug 2013 16:37:41
With that fella from one direction signing for Doncaster and us having no luck in actually signing anyone that plays football, what celeb should we sign instead and why? {Ed027's Note - Mo Farah, because he's awesome

1.) 01 Aug 2013
Vanessa Feltz. So we can shove it in goal.
Flybo

2.) 01 Aug 2013
I feel raymond blanc would be a wengeresque signing, he's below 5'11 isn't he

Bergkamp5353

3.) 01 Aug 2013
Axl rose closest thing to suarez outside football

4.) 01 Aug 2013
I would rather Usain Bolt then Gervinho or Santos.

5.) 01 Aug 2013
Hi, Flybo! awesome :) haha couldn't stop smiling after reading this.
COYG andi:)

6.) 01 Aug 2013
Id have to go for the queen. she supports arsenal and would add to our british core. plus she would have a bunch of security guards around her on the pitch so no one could tackle her

hamilton

7.) 01 Aug 2013
Cheers andi.
Flybo

8.) 01 Aug 2013
Chuck Norris the ball would put itself in the goal!!

9.) 01 Aug 2013
Flyboy that's the funniest thing I've heard for a while

10.) 02 Aug 2013
The word 'it' means the difference between me reading a comment and moving on, and me reading a comment and laughing about it hours or even days later, which I will. Thanks Flybo, for making me look mental when I go out in public!