08 Aug 2013 20:57:32
The Marvelous Mons. Wengler. Magician Impossible. How does he do it? He's got us all guessing. Who will he unveil. What dark secrets does he harbour within those cavernous, cobwebby sleeves. Maybe someone, maybe noone. Nobody knows. Not sure even he knows. Maybe it's the Uruguayan with the sharp teeth and the funny claws (clause). Maybe it's the scouse potato with the temper. We don't know - he don't know. Magic circle don't know. The clock ticks and the genius professor strokes his chin, fiddles with his zip and asks his wife "how much should I go up to for Benzema?"
- It's driving me crazy!

1.) 08 Aug 2013
Are you saying Arsene has a wizards sleeve? I thought that was just the Scouse fans!