14 Aug 2013 23:14:41
how would people feel if, by this stage in the window we had signed
Paulinho, Chadli and Soldado?

Because I would be like a dog with 2 willys

At the moment I have no willys.

1.) 15 Aug 2013
Get this man a willy stat!

2.) 15 Aug 2013
Are you a woman because that's ok not to have one.

3.) 15 Aug 2013
They sold Bale, this is a big willy to replace so chill out

4.) 15 Aug 2013
Paulinho would've been good. Don't rate Chadli and Soldado was far too expensive.

Onto the 'dog willy thing', how would a dog with two willies feel? If I were said dog I feel I would be very self conscious about my deformity. I think all the other dogs would mock me and call me names like 'Two willy Billy' or 'Double trouble willy bubble' or something like that.

As for you having no willy, it's your lucky day. Only, I heard a rumour of a dog going round with a spare willy. I would approach it delicately though, as I imagine it is fairly self conscious.