06 Sep 2014 23:07:05
No more jokes everybody, because this ones Lionel Messi :-)

A man, sitting alone in a posh restaurant, spots a very beautiful woman at a nearby table.

He nervously smiles at her but is too shy to speak.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye pops out, rolling in his direction.

He grabs it, and nervously hands it to her.

"Thank you", she says, "to repay your kindness, would you like to dine with me?".

Surprised, he says yes, and they enjoy their meal together.

"You are great company, would you like to come back to my apartment?", she says.

"Of course", he says, surprised.

She pays for the meal and they get a taxi to her apartment, paid for by the woman.

Inside, they enjoy a few glasses of fine wine, followed by some very enjoyable love making.

In the morning, he wakes up to a fine breakfast of smoked salmon, croissants and orange juice.

After breakfast, she escorts him to the door.

As he is leaving, she gives him a very passionate kiss, he says to her, " thank you for an incredible time, do you always treat your men so nicely?"

"No", she says, "but you caught my eye".

{Ed025's Note - adabayor....only kidding...thierry henry

1.) 07 Sep 2014
06 Sep 2014 23:31:27
Respect Ed :-)

2.) 07 Sep 2014
I think that's relegation territory haha!

3.) 07 Sep 2014
07 Sep 2014 00:23:21
Lol, thanks Sharks :-)

4.) 07 Sep 2014
MK Dons Dags

{Ed025's Note - THE RESULTS ARE IN!

HIGHEST QUALITY JOKES.............BANBURY GOONER
BEST INDIVIDUAL JOKE................DAGENHAM GUNNER "for glass eye"
HARDEST TRIER...........................GUNNER 62
BEST OUTSIDER...........................YNWAreet
WORST JOKES..............................JCR08

THATS ALL FOLKS..thanks to all who participated..