06 Sep 2021 11:15:02
I was at the beach yesterday and out of nowhere people started chanting "Sharpe Sharpe", and running towards me. It was quite intense and surreal as some where trampling others to get near me.

Anyway, a big thank you to the Eds for all their hard work and giving people like myself opportunitys [sic] in life.

P. S. Did anyone read about the shark sighting? Apparently happened yesterday and if it wasn't for all those damn people trying to get near me, I might have seen it too.

1.) 06 Sep 2021
06 Sep 2021 17:33:32
No young Leyton Orient fans on the beach sharpie?

2.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 09:29:06
Hey Mal! No, no young Leyton Orient fans. And the worst part is, it wasn't a shark after all. It was just some silly spud fan with an Erik Lamela mohawk trying to replenish his tears for having not won a trophy in 13 years, 7 months, 22 days, 15 hours, and 25 seconds (as of this writing) .

3.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 13:33:09
They should turn that story into a film Sharpie, Raver would be ideal to play the part of the main character, the Shark.

I am actually looking forward to Thursday nights Film and television awards on TV, I don't usually watch that sort of thing but I hoping the Raver will have been nominated in quite a few categories this time round 👀.

4.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 14:36:15
Spurs top of the league, Arsenal bottom of the league Sharpe 🤣😂🤣, the raver is going right to the top as a actor mate WHY good looking, great personality, charmer, 9inch python in my pants😘.

5.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 15:11:16
G62, please! He won poster boy two years running. No other award could compete.

6.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 17:15:17
That's true Sharpie, poster boy is some title to win even once, let alone retain.

Our paperboy Just throws the local rag by our front door once a week, it would never cross his mind to pop it through our letter box like good old Raver does for his customers 👍.

7.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 18:35:07
It is a surreal feeling when you have fans looking for selfies and autographs in central London Sharpe, I love making people's dreams come true when they meet me, same when I hit the West end on a Saturday night when women keep asking Tony monero (aka the raver) for a dance.

8.) 07 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 20:09:19
9” python? …more like a Snails eye I've heard 🐌.

9.) 08 Sep 2021
07 Sep 2021 18:29:57
I would have done a Manchester United if it wasn't for my prison sentence😎.