Arsenal Banter Archive February 13 2015

13 Feb 2015 23:22:20
One the girls used to sing to dags
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Got no date
Anyone but dags will do

14 Feb 2015 08:04:33
Lol Saint :-)

Roses are green.
Violets are green.
EastEnders is green.
My tele must be broke.

Its better to have loved and lost
Than be stuck in a lift with Dags

{Ed025's Note - i second that mate..

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Flowers make me sneeze
But I Love Dags and G62

(No offence to any others but it had to rhyme and I didn't want to finish with ed02)

{Ed025's Note - im heartbroken.. :(

It was valentines day in Essex and Dags decided to look his best
So came down stairs wearing nothing but his new string pants and vest
Mrs Dags burst out laughing and was herd to say " after 30 years of stupid verbal jokes your visual comedy is by far the best

G69, that thought is now in my head, what are you like!

I was hungry, but not any more

Sorry 343 I had to share that image having had it in my head for well over a year now, I hope you learn a way of shifting it from your mind and share with me too.
Last thing at night and on waking each day its been horrible and I've suffered alone for long enough

Ok G5TR1NG, I've googled it, you need to imagine that Dags looks like Kelly Brook, problem solved.

The funny thing is there were loads of people from this site all looking for the same solution, he gets around a bit that Dags

Taxi driver by day Gigolo by night is our Dags, both in his trusted string pants and vest of course

See now you've done it again, I can't risk getting a taxi now just in case!

Well change your name to ed22 then!

or:

Roses are Red
Flowers are alive
Just to stop the moaning
I Love ed025

13 Feb 2015 23:09:44
A little valentines poem for diaby;
Roses are red
violets are blue
His legs don't work
So pray for Abu

13 Feb 2015 22:32:56
I was walking past white hart lane today and I met a fairy (there are quite a few there).

The fairy said, I can grant you one wish, so I replied "I want to live for ever" the fairy explained that she couldn't grant wishes like that, so I said "ok then, I want to die when spurs win the league"

"you crafty **** said the fairy"

14 Feb 2015 08:09:00
Sigh 337 :-)

13 Feb 2015 13:37:46
ed25, what's your opinion on lukakus comments? ungreateful little **** in my mind. club breaks their transfer record and he hasn't done anywhere near enough to pay you back

{Ed025's Note - words fail me eden, the guy has got a worse first touch than ched evans, and cant head a ball...good luck with that big club rom..

13 Feb 2015 08:38:32
Do we need a ball playing Central Midfielder who has positional sense such as Schneiderlin or do we want a more physical dominating player such as Wanyama? Not saying we should sign either but these are the best examples.

Physical

Huge wanyama fan very under rated. we shoud of signed him in the jan window

id sign both tho. bin flamini and arteta off

If we sign both it would be a huge signal of intent in my opinion. Would give us cover and options to play a coutner attacking style in bigger games.

{Ed002's Note - Not going to happen.}

I agree mayson and its exactly why we won't win the title eds :(

As we are Arsenal and not Stoke, being able to play the ball should always be a priority. If you look at some of the better DM's over recent years they have still been more than comfortable on the ball. Being fair though, I am not saying Wanyama isn't in that category, but personally I prefer the overall contribution Schenderling seems to offer.

13 Feb 2015 14:39:58
Why sign both if we have Coquelain?

Stats show the guy is doing an awesome job, best across Europes top 5 leagues. I say we keep him as first choice with Arteta as a back up.

Southampton are not going to sell either of those players, especially to a team they are trying to pinch a CL place off.

There's no way Southampton will let both go, especially both to a rival top 4 team.

And yeah Coquelin seems to be perfect but still I'm just answering the question on the table

Coq has been good. Long term for me he's a squad player. If selling him meant them two coming in I'm all for it. I reckon if you asked spyder how important wanyama is he'd tell u. The guys back theyv kept two clean sheets

I'd stil be up for signing clyne to. Best right back in the prem.

Derby wouldn't I be easier to name the players you wouldn't sign?
Thats 7 £ billion you've spent since the summer window :-)
You wouldn't happen to Be a fan of football manager by any chance would you mate?

13 Feb 2015 19:44:42
I think Derby is Roman Abramovic in disguise.

Or an oil rich Arab.
Think we should start calling him Sheikh Derby.

Derby has to be a descendant of sheikh ya money Dags and his favorite record has to be signatures of a thousands men :-)
His motto is if it moves sign it, which explains why he was in favour of Pod leaving us :-)

Haha love u guys. I had oil money once. Dropped my wallet when getting my car fixed.

{Ed025's Note - very slick derby..

Serious note tho. Them 3 would be major signings. I'm sure saints would want jenkison to replace clyne. Clyne is a london boy. Bring him home

Total respect to you Derby mate, most people enjoy at joke but its not everyone who can share a joke about themselves mate, no matter how lighthearted its ment.
In the respect X1 your at the very top of the league mate

12 Feb 2015 22:41:53
Has the colour gone crazy on this site or is my glaucoma getting worse?

Just kidding. Love it.