30 Aug 2013 14:54:52
was speaking to my spud mate a few hours ago and I was slagging him off for selling bale but he came out with an absolute gem of a reply (he must have heard it somewhere because he's too thick to think of it himself).
he said "we have sold elvis and replaced him with the beatles". omg priceless. like I said he's too thick to think of it but he swears he did. has anybody heard this quote? please tell me because I need to shut him up. bless him.

{Ed022's Note - I like the quote and unfortunately (for you) I haven't heard it anywhere im afraid! What quote would sum up our transfer dealings I wonder? We've shipped out half the supporting acts from Live Aid and replaced them with an Elvis impersonator and a pub singer?}

1.) 30 Aug 2013
Ed022 that sounds good to me. in terms of what has been promised and what has thus far been delivered its like your wife promising you steak for dinner and coming home to beans on toast

{Ed022's Note - I do love beans on toast and my wife is a terrible cook. She'd burn my cornflakes given half a chance...}

2.) 30 Aug 2013
Lol at eds reply

3.) 30 Aug 2013
A mate of mine said this to me last night on fb as we were slagging each other off

4.) 30 Aug 2013
Your right about the spud I read that in a newspaper column some writer came up with it can't remember which sports writer though