27 Aug 2014 12:30:49
Seeing as everyone is a bit glum I thought we could all enjoy taking the Mickey out of Manchester United currently. I'm not a bit twitter fan but there is a hashtag with:

#thingsbetterthanmanchesterunited

Current favourites include:

1) White crayons
2) Pulling your fingernail too far down one side
3) Stepping on a plug
4) Pouring out a bowl of cereal before realising there's no milk.
5) Malky Mackays current job prospects.

Anyone got something that is better than Utd? Prizes for the best one!

1.) 27 Aug 2014
27 Aug 2014 13:06:34
1. Russian roulette with 6 bullets
2. The awkward moment with your new Thai girlfriend just before you run for your life
3. A date with Susan Boyle
4. Realising you're the one who stepped in the dog 5h1te
5. That the first bite of the apple was the one that had the maggot in it
6. When the doc says show me your trunk, followed by "no I meant your torso"

2.) 27 Aug 2014
Controversial one here:


spurs

3.) 27 Aug 2014
Red dog

loved no.2 nearly wet myself.