05 Sep 2014 11:26:05
I met My first wife at funeral

Nice slim Figure, but she was just too cold towards me.

I met my 2nd wife at the local bakery

Pretty, but she was a few slices short of a full loaf.

I met my 3rd wife while working in a call centre.

Freindly to start with but our relationship was then just put on hold.

My current wife I meet while playing golf

Ah well we just hit it off, and I have not stopped droping my balls in since.

1.) 05 Sep 2014
Terrible

{Ed025's Note - you must be the micky most of comedic critique jensen..

2.) 05 Sep 2014
Oh well I tried, maybe its the stress of having FOUR kids with my current wife getting to me.

Over to you Jensen to knock us out with your hilarity.