27 Jul 2015 10:32:42
No big team sell off very good players for no reason. Sometimes (like the great Vito Corleone said) we have to go in with an offer that the other team cannot refuse. That is how you get stars.

I love my wife, but if Bill Gates came in with an offer of 1 billion dollars for her, he will definitely have my attention ;) haha


Every player has a price. There is no such thing as a player who is not for sale. If we really think that Benzema/Lewandowski/Lacazette is the missing piece of our jigsaw, then just like souvenir hunters we must break the bank to get what we need

{Ed025's Note - i agree rue, and thats why i said offer £80m for benzema as they cant refuse that mate.. :)

1.) 27 Jul 2015
27 Jul 2015 11:44:26
Give you £1000 for your wife.

Oh, plus a pound 😆

{Ed025's Note - i would need a picture first dags.."caveat emptor" as they say.. :)

2.) 27 Jul 2015
27 Jul 2015 13:28:34
I think they would snap our hands off at half that ed.

3.) 27 Jul 2015
27 Jul 2015 15:02:01
Ed,
Totally agree.

"Buyer's rights' as they say 😉

4.) 27 Jul 2015
27 Jul 2015 17:51:01
Dags,

I think this is like transfers. You get to see her picture, but she gets to see yours (as well as your house, etc).

A fee may be agreed with Rue 1025, only for the Mrs. Rue 1025 to reject the transfer.

Also, would the transfer unsettle Mrs. Dags?

Then do you have to increase her wage / look to move her on.

Best to not bid (although, I appreciate you went to the selling club first rather than simply im'ing photos).

{Ed025's Note - good stuff james..

5.) 27 Jul 2015
27 Jul 2015 20:36:34
Jane's,

I will just bypass all that by offering the extra pound.

Works a treat :-)

6.) 27 Jul 2015
27 Jul 2015 23:12:23
James, in addition to a picture ed025 could always hire a sabermetrics company to take a look at her stats. Number of dishes washed per week, % successful arguments won, average whocooked rating of over 7.5...etc etc

{Ed025's Note - and what decibels are monitored on the moanometer which my wife is currently world champion of wire.. :)

7.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 03:30:51
Would I be wrong in saying that the Arsenal forums are the most fun out of all the (football) sites, Ed?

{Ed001's Note - oh yes, very wrong.....
Naw, it depends on the day. Days with Dags' jokes, down at the bottom of the pile, days without Dags' jokes, it is certainly amongst the top 3.....}

8.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 10:55:22
Typical, we think we're the best, turns out we've only just scraped top four

9.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 10:02:06
Too much info ed025

{Ed025's Note - thats never been said about me before TPG.. :)