22 Aug 2013 13:31:14
Hi every 1

Told last night cesc is coming home.

Lars bender bid has been accepted.

{Ed022's Note - Hahahahaha! I have missed you, you crazy SOB!}

1.) 22 Aug 2013
Hi Malaga, its good to see you are still in cukoo cukoo land. Is this a natural thing or is there a chemical inbalance?

2.) 22 Aug 2013
I heard this too about Cesc! I was speaking to his mrs and she said the same thing 'Cesc is coming home. after training'

3.) 22 Aug 2013
Best laugh I've had in a month. The great thing is, f it's true, I still get to laugh because I'd be so happy.

4.) 22 Aug 2013
Guess who's back? back again, mala's back, tell a friend

5.) 22 Aug 2013
! its MALAGA! Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy!

6.) 22 Aug 2013
Anyone compiling a list of potential transfers, make sure you score off the names of Fabregas and Bender.
Malaga has spoken!

{Ed022's Note - So far I think the list has got illustrious names such as Fabregas, Bender, Fellaini, Higuain, Rooney... Anymore?}

7.) 22 Aug 2013
"Players Will Sign next few days" The funny thing is, he's normally right. Higuain, and so on will sign, he's right, the problem is, they don't sign for Arsenal.

{Ed022's Note - There is a phrase that if you throw enough "it" then some of it will stick. Malaga has thrown enough of it about and yet, he seems to have missed on every post. Still, highly amusing none the less..}

8.) 22 Aug 2013
You must of been on the fizzy drinks again last night! so what you were actually told, that you can't remember properly is, fabregas won't sign and a bid for bender has been rejected! also drink a pint of water before bedtime while on the fizzy drinks it helps you remember things more clearly in the morning!

9.) 22 Aug 2013
Long time follower first time poster:

Malaga you are adorable!
You seem to have lost your touch though. this rumour is not as flamboyant as your others, 'neymar cash bid accepted' springs to mind.

10.) 22 Aug 2013
Malaga you absolute hero!

11.) 22 Aug 2013
Good to see you back Charlie. Ignore he doubters, as ever you are ahead of your time and they will soon come to see you are spot on with your predictions. What Charlie didn't mention is we have closed the deal on one or two others, all of which will be done by the time we face Fulham.

Our starting team is going to be:

Casillas, Sagna, Koscielny, Hummels, Gibbs
Bender, Fabregas, Wilshere, Di Maria
Benzema, Suarez

All of this will be affordable without dipping too far into our savings as we are selling Nik for £99m (if Bale is worth £92m imagine what we'll get for the best player in the world? who is off to Spuds).

Charlie and I also saw in the tea leaves that I'm going to win this weeks euro millions and settle down with Jessica Alba, it's been real mixing with you but next week I'll have to message in from my yacht.

12.) 22 Aug 2013
Ed Any chance you can make a malaga search only! LOL

It would be fun to see the entire list of Malaga predictions. What a team we would have had : )

13.) 22 Aug 2013
Malaga. I think you have been smoking from the same pipe as Lakerville

14.) 22 Aug 2013
We should do a bio-picon you bruv, .

Malaga Gooner -

The Leg-end Continues.

"you though this was good, wait til January"

15.) 23 Aug 2013
Ed- Is it possible you can have a section on this site called Malaga Gooner Rumours. His comedic skills are unmatched and would be excellent for workers who've had a bad day and in need of a laugh.