25 May 2016 21:07:40
Ed,

Do we have a popsicle's chance in hell of getting Lewandowski?

Apparently some theologians think hell is actually cold, so just maybe.

{Ed001's Note - there is more chance of me awakening from a drunken stupor to find Hayley Attwell next to me in bed. Which is obviously only unlikely because I am teetotal.....}

1.) 26 May 2016
26 May 2016 05:12:38
I would love to see him at Arsenal, but I cannot see us paying the transfer fee and wages he would command. Nor can I see him leaving Bayern to come to us. If we wish to join the elite of European football, then he is exactly the type of signing we need to make.

2.) 26 May 2016
26 May 2016 09:18:28
looks like Morata maybe our best shout for a striker.

3.) 26 May 2016
26 May 2016 14:11:34
I think we would equally celebrate your successful encounter with Hayley Atwell as the successful signing of Lewandoski. Let's all just agree to keep our fingers crossed. Believe in your dreams Ed.

{Ed001's Note - oh the Hayley Attwell bit is the easy part, it is the drunken stupor bit I would struggle with....honest.}

4.) 28 May 2016
28 May 2016 03:25:35
Martine Mccutcheon won't be happy with you ed001. She used to be your number 1.

{Ed001's Note - that is Ed007.}