23 Aug 2014 00:10:43
I was in the bank today and the woman behind the counter started singing "Downtown".
I thought to myself " What a peculiar Clerk".
I always refused to believe that my Dad would steal from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I'm an only child.
Which really annoys my sister.
1.) 23 Aug 2014
Dags, I think your avatar should be Jimmy Tarbuck mate. x
2.) 23 Aug 2014
23 Aug 2014 10:42:05
Have you found Bob Monkhouse's joke book dags?
{Ed025's Note - more like the chuckle brothers 337..
3.) 23 Aug 2014
2 muffins are cooking in an oven.
first muffin: 'cor, its getting a bit hot in here eh?'
second muffin: 'holy cow! a talking muffin!'
4.) 23 Aug 2014
23 Aug 2014 13:41:28
to me, to you!
The chuckle brothers were actually funny
5.) 23 Aug 2014
Two squid swimming along and one groans to the other " I really don't feel very well". A few minutes later they run into a great white shark, and the 2nd squid says hi Mr Sharkie I am so glad I bumped into you today, I have that sick squid I owe you.