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28 May 2015 23:01:47
My FIFA 16 game arrived in post today.
Its incredibly realistic.
It arrived in a plain brown envelope.
28 May 2015 23:18:36
I normally wait for the mid-season version as we tend to have a better team then
Looking forward to Saturday
28 May 2015 22:44:42
I went to the gym to show off to my girlfriend, but I didn't know what machine would impress her most... I decided to just stick to the cash machine
28 May 2015 22:59:34
Can anybody help?
I need to think of another name for cash machine, but can't think of any ATM.
{Ed025's Note - not bad that dags..
28 May 2015 23:44:40
As always Ed, as always :-)
29 May 2015 07:08:38
I went to use a cash machine and an old lady asked me if I'd help her check her balance, I gave her a gentle push and she went down like a ton of bricks flat on her face.
I said " I said sorry love your balance is sh#t "
{Ed025's Note - the old ones are the best G62..
29 May 2015 07:42:53
Yeah I'd forgotten all about that one until Dags gentle reminder Ed, I used to tell it by saying the old lady said " can you help me check my balance young man " :-(
29 May 2015 08:55:11
No need to be discouraged G62; you can still keep the "young man" part of that joke intact .... by getting your grandson to tell it :)
I saw an inflatable ATM machine today.
The screen said Please do not enter PIN
29 May 2015 09:24:05
Cheers R, I think :-)
Puts me in mind of inflatable Billy an inflatable little boy who goes to an inflatable school and has an inflatable headmaster.
One day Billy doesn't want to go to school so he sticks a pin in it, as he's running away the headmaster see's him so he sticks a pin in him too and then when Billy gets home he's so full of remorse he sticks a pin in himself.
Next thing he knows he's waking up in hospital and in the bed next to him is the headmaster who looks at him and says
Billy, I'm disappointed in you, not only have you let the school down, let me down but worst of all you've let yourself down
29 May 2015 13:48:10
Is it just me or are the standard of jokes getting worse?
Which incidentally brings to mind this one:
Carlsberg don't do football teams, but if they did, they'd probably get beaten by an Inflatable beach ball.
I still remember that game and think, "WTF"
29 May 2015 18:50:13
lol Sharpey
28 May 2015 21:44:26
Charlie George Alan Sunderland Aaron Ramsey have all been our cup winning goal scorers in the past so who will it be this year if indeed we are to have one? Or does anyone fear the worst?
28 May 2015 22:14:45
My money is on Theo.
As the game draws nearer, I'm getting worried.
Its going to be close, with Theo our match winner.
28 May 2015 22:48:12
We thought hull was going to be easy last year and villa have better players than hull.
Arsenal don't do easy cup finals, i fancy sancez to score the winner. Villa wiil score against us, i'm going 2-1.
28 May 2015 22:58:26
I'm going 3 1 Arsenal Carzola the first Ozil second and Sanchez the third, so Mesut to get the goal that seals the deal.
28 May 2015 23:00:39
I'm much more confident than last year. Think we're a much better squad. Not over confident mind you!
28 May 2015 23:19:44
It has Theo written all over it.
29 May 2015 06:55:13
Giroud is going to get a brace and the match winner and its still not going to stop the haters. COYG!
29 May 2015 10:52:42
I'd love it to be Rosicky
29 May 2015 14:14:40
Just bought myself a Sanchez jersey, so I'm hoping to see him behind at least 1 goal! Going for a 3-1 score with 1-1 at hafltime.
28 May 2015 18:57:51
Sepp Blatter says he doesn't want FIFA's name to be dragged through the mud :-) why not?
FIFA's credibility disappeared many many moons ago and he can take a tremendous amount of the credit for that.
No one has for decades or will ever trust FIFA to do anything beyond serve the people within the organization, removing Blattrer will only serve as a gesture, a nice gesture but just a gesture all the same.
28 May 2015 21:58:52
i don't understand how he can just bat the scandle off and will probably win the election, if it was a primeminister or a head of a bank overseeing this kind of coruption they would have to stand down, if not for participating at least for being so negligent to not of noticed and the whole organization would have to be looked at to see how deep it is. i was wondering if anyone has any time to answer this or could point me in the direction of a good source, i expect it would probobly be a long winded explanation, but what jurisdiction do the us have to try fifa officials? who are a world wide organization answerable to?
28 May 2015 22:16:25
Totally agree Eden.
Many questions need to be asked.
How many will be answered is anybody's guess.
28 May 2015 22:20:08
If he was a prime minister elected by fellow ministers reelection is easy as long as you keep all in the cabinet very well fed.
28 May 2015 22:50:28
Fifa for me needs dismantling and a new accountable, transparent body put in its place. Whatca shower of crap this lot is.
28 May 2015 22:50:52
yeh that's the problem he has too much power and i guess so many people have been involved for so long its bad for too many of them if he goes down
28 May 2015 07:16:06
Hi eds, you have given us great info on who Arsenal are interested in but do you see anything on the outbound side? I hope we hold on to key players but it would be useful to know who will move on at this stage of the season considering the Walcott contract situation in particular, though the Santi to Spain rumours never quite go away.
Thanks for the great work!
{Ed002's Note - Not beyond what has been said.}
28 May 2015 08:47:31
Dont understand why people are laughing at the chelsea victory parade at least every fan they have turned up unlike us where tens of millions can't make it.
28 May 2015 09:00:02
We all know London is red and Arsenal have the largest fanbase. But id rather celebrate a PL trophy with 10 fans than an FA Cup with 100,000 fans..
28 May 2015 09:12:16
You need to get over your agoraphobia for next season Detroit mate
28 May 2015 17:19:06
I got it g62
28 May 2015 08:38:22
So 20 days until the new season fixture list comes out, who do people think we'll be up against in the first game of our 2015/2016 title winning season. ;-) (just for you that last bit Steve)
And which one of the top four do you want to play 1st and where.
Bear in mind potentially no Alexis Sanchez for the first two games.
Leicester City away
Chelsea at home (after game two) ;-)
28 May 2015 09:03:57
Sunderland away
chelsea away game 5 :-) which will either get us dreaming the impossible dream or all trying to out bad joke Dags to ease the pàin
28 May 2015 13:26:12
Lol G62,
Kick off at Home to Bournemouth.
Than away to Everton.
Man City game 4.
28 May 2015 21:44:21
Hard to decided who I want us to play early doors - If we have our normal early season Sick, Lame and Lazy record I would suggest we play every week against the Dagenham Girl Pipers we might just score a few!
28 May 2015 00:21:48
So, thiefa have been at it again.
Ooppss, I mean FIFA.
28 May 2015 05:44:04
Their at it all the time dags, and so will the next lot that come in.
{Ed025's Note - your right MgM, its a money laundering operation mate..
28 May 2015 08:26:19
I heard some one say ex players should get involved more in the running of the game, what difference would that make?
All it would mean is players would extend their wealth well after retirement.
I don't see any way back from the totally money motivated road football has gone down no matter who runs it, a few noble well meaning people would soon be swallowed up by the established order.
It is what it is and only the faces will change
28 May 2015 10:38:39
Agree with g62. Football has always been corrupt, who do the Americans think they are trying to take that away from us :D
28 May 2015 20:54:31
Am I right in thinking that FIFA are supposed a not for profit organisation. Bet Blatter will still be President come the weekend.