Arsenal Banter Archive October 07 2015
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07 Oct 2015 23:39:37
UEFA has begun disciplinary proceedings against Dinamo Zagreb player Arijan Ademi after the midfielder failed a doping test following his team's win over Arsenal, the Croatian club have confirmed.
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08 Oct 2015 06:13:00
So that's why we lost...
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08 Oct 2015 06:24:53
Won't change the result though
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08 Oct 2015 08:01:37
Well they should kick Zagreb out and give us the three points for cheating. I thought they looked a little pumped, wouldn't have beaten us without the aid of drugs
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08 Oct 2015 09:24:23
The player will be punished but I'm sure they must have tested more than one player and if the rest were OK the result should stand.
We're bigger than that, unless our players tested positive for sleeping pills its not our issue because one man didn't beat us in Zargreb we did that all by ourselves.
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08 Oct 2015 14:56:32
Surely there is a precedent for this! Bernice from Troop 417 was found to have steroids and a low grade Beaver Tranquilizer in her system and her team was thrown out of the tournament! Okay it was Dodgeball but why aren't our legal team using this to get Zagreb thrown out? :) COYG
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08 Oct 2015 20:38:43
Great film :-)
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge.
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08 Oct 2015 22:05:52
I don't understand dodgeball but I can't understand why anyone would get an advantage from tranquilizing her beaver.
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07 Oct 2015 16:55:56
What's your predictions for our top targets at striker, centre back and defensive mid in January?
I know we're still a long ways away from the window, but, not going to lie, I'm up to January on my fifa 16 career and I want to make my signings as realistic as possible.
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07 Oct 2015 17:31:27
We'll probably have the league won by then mate so can't see any signings coming in.
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07 Oct 2015 19:50:27
Danny Welbeck
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07 Oct 2015 21:09:47
Jack Wilshire
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07 Oct 2015 22:04:42
Sanogo
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07 Oct 2015 22:11:22
Sergi Samper for CDM and Aleksandr Kokorin on loan for ST
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07 Oct 2015 22:51:42
As others have said, Wenger knows Wilshere and Welbeck will be back, so I don't expect much January acquisitions.
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07 Oct 2015 23:14:09
I think Jack Wilshere will be like a big January 2016 signing after returning from injury, I also feel he will be Like a big summer 2016 signing after returning from injury and January 2017 getting Jack back will feel like yet another big signing.
Who says we don't virtually spend every window.
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08 Oct 2015 06:56:21
I don't believe we are looking for a centre nack, as we have 4.
Unless someone becomes available for the defensive midfield area, I think Wenger will continue with Coquelin, Arteta & Flamini, as well as Cazorla playing deep and the returning Wilshere.
A forward is the position I believe Wenger will do his best efforts to make a signing.
I suggest other signings will be made in the summer window, when Flamini's contract expires. Ospina may push for a move. I am not sure if Arteta's contract expires in the summer, but it should! The same goes of Rosicky. Left-back is a position I would consider next summer, Did Monreal extend his deal? Is Gibbs good enough?
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08 Oct 2015 10:21:24
The striker situation will depend on how Theo does IMO if he continues to improve we will stick with him and Olly so as not to get in the way of his progress then reevaluate in the summer.
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08 Oct 2015 14:04:31
William Carvalho if he recovers from his injury. And we're not beaten to him. And we bid for him. Bid enough that is.
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08 Oct 2015 15:19:52
Yeah that's true. I'm sure the lovely ed002 has stated we are waiting for Carvalho to come back from injury and then we'll monitor his form and possibly bid for him
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07 Oct 2015 11:06:32
Has anybody seen the Roy Keane interview?
Reporter: "Roy, is Robbie Keane available for selection?".
Roy: "why wouldn't he be?".
Reporter: "well, his wife's just had a baby".
Roy: "He didn't have the baby did he?
"So, unless he's breastfeeding he will be ok".
Love it.
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07 Oct 2015 10:51:08
Started my new job today working in a smoothie bar.
I'm blending in very well.
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{Ed018's Note - nothing like a joke from dags to get the day started}
07 Oct 2015 11:07:15
Ed018,
And ended, lol.
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07 Oct 2015 21:07:30
This bloke said to me, 'I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said, 'Is that a fret?'
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{Ed033's Note - good one sussex
07 Oct 2015 09:32:22
Absolutely gutted we won't be getting klopp
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07 Oct 2015 10:39:31
You sound like piers Morgan. Don't jinx it for us
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07 Oct 2015 10:48:50
Not sure I agree.
Klopp is a decent manager, but not sure if any of the big boys, like Barca, Madrid and Bayern would ever come knocking at his door.
He's had 2 managerial jobs, Mainz and Dortmund.
Whilst he did OK at Mainz, once they got relegated and he couldn't get them promoted, he 'walked'.
He won The Bundesliga twice, and that's no mean feat, but some would argue, he only did it while Bayern were rebuilding, once the rebuild was complete, he couldn't compete and 'walked' away.
He has been in charge of some terrific players, Lewandowski, Reus, Bender and Subotic, but once sold, lesser players, like Immobile and Jojic were brought in, to lesser success.
He has the nucleus of a good team at Liverpool, and will undoubtedly, cherry pick the German market, ala Wenger years ago with the French market, providing The Liverpool Transfer Committee allows it.
I like the guy.
He will be a major plus for The Premier League.
He will also get the full backing of Liverpool supporters, that goes without saying but, I think the Liverpool job is at least a 2/3 year rebuild, and if he 'walks' away, the famous 'You'll never walk alone' will get changed to "You'll always walk alone", because I don't think any top club will want him.
Just my opinion mind.
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07 Oct 2015 12:59:05
To be fair part of Bayern's rebuild involved gutting Dortmund, but fair points. He has appeal in that he is sort of the anti-wenger type candidate and if we ever change - and I hope we don't for a few more years - it would be quite nice to go all young and rock'n roll wouldn't it?
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07 Oct 2015 16:20:18
Not trying to boast but real Madrid were and bayern also were interested in klopp. Look up ed002s summary on klopp in the summer
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07 Oct 2015 22:07:38
You are just saying that Reet, to big up Klopp, lol
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08 Oct 2015 12:19:40
You should really stop crying now, and stop sounding like Morgan.
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07 Oct 2015 08:45:13
Not going to watch Homes under the hammer today.
Causes too much trouble :-)
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07 Oct 2015 10:33:38
But did you watch Wayne Rooney, the goals, from world super star to jacket potato in 4 short years!
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07 Oct 2015 11:09:47
Just stay away from Trisha and reruns of The Walton's, there's no telling what damage you could cause if you don't!
Theres you yesterday taking stock of your life as a 50 year old unemployed driving instructor wondering how it all went wrong when BOOM! Chaos Dags style.
The sooner you find a job the better for everyone me thinks :-)
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07 Oct 2015 11:12:22
Stoner,
I remember years ago when Rooney asked Fergie for a transfer.
I was walking past Old Trafford on match day, and people were burning effegies of Wayne Rooney.
I thought it was a bloody disgrace, until I realised it was actually a 'spud-u-like' stand.
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07 Oct 2015 11:18:20
G62,
Aaahh, The Waltons.
Nostalgia is kicking in now :-)
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07 Oct 2015 19:24:14
Sorry if my post last night came across in a bad way g62 I did not mean it to be that way mate.
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07 Oct 2015 00:04:38
Ed033 you are a legend just followed your advice and discovered all the sites. There is even a video game site, I love the format of theses sites and I love video games
Gonna get over there and see if anyone else is creaming over dark souls 3 whoop
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{Ed033's Note - Yes, for anyone else, we have over 70 web sites that you can talk on. The links to our sites are in the 2 grey drop down menus just before the start of the posts/replies nenar the search box.
07 Oct 2015 01:14:20
Came across them today for the first time.
Might go on the conspiracy and political sites.
They are very interesting.
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{Ed033's Note - great, thanks for taking an interest