12 Jun 2014 13:45:23
How about this for the best press conference ever.Arsenal call a press conference after July 1st to officially launch the new Puma kits. as they announce the new home kit. out strolls Cesc, the new away kit. out strolls Ballotelli. new 3rd kit. out strolls Kheidra. new GK kit. out strolls Marshall. new training kit. out strolls Di Maria. then out come all the female presenters from ssn and they start undress. and then I woke up. damn.

1.) 12 Jun 2014
I would believe every word of it, but wenger calling a press conference to show our signings? not happening.

he will probably ask you for a pound just for thinking about it.

2.) 12 Jun 2014
Epping. care to explain why di maria gets the training kit and all the others kit choices too. :P

so many rumours, but no activity from arsenal. boring boring. at least the world cup starts tonight.

3.) 12 Jun 2014
MrD. I Just run out of new kits. and would you tell Ballotelli he had to wear the training kit!!

4.) 12 Jun 2014
12 Jun 2014 16:05:57
Sorry guys he has signed for Chelsea

5.) 12 Jun 2014
Cesc is gone, the dream is over.

6.) 12 Jun 2014
12 Jun 2014 16:13:25
Sorry to burst your bubble. Cesc is now a Chelsea player.!

7.) 12 Jun 2014
12 Jun 2014 16:15:29
Out strolls Cesc.awkward.

8.) 12 Jun 2014
Cesc has just signed five year deal at chelski

9.) 12 Jun 2014
12 Jun 2014 16:17:47
Seeing as fabbers has signed for Chelsea doubt it

10.) 12 Jun 2014
12 Jun 2014 16:36:19
Chesc is a man with no honour! De ad t o meee!! Ahh whatever he's mediocre NOT UPSET!! gahhhh

11.) 12 Jun 2014
12 Jun 2014 16:44:00
I am growing tired of seeing former Arsenal superstars and legends associating with our rivals. The list is massive, and with Cesc I wasn't upset about him going to Barca, but to return to our London rivals makes me sick. This is worse than RvP, worse than Viera.

Fab was a legend, now he's a Chav. What next? Ramsey to Spurs!?

{Ed002's Note - You must be some sort of idiot Matt - players move from club to club. You think we should do away with transfers altogether?}

12.) 12 Jun 2014
Oh well. I will have to concentrate on the ssn girls part of the dream then.