17 Jul 2015 22:03:47
My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe.

Two minutes later he said, "Why haven't you pulled over yet?"

I said, "Because we're still in Manchester."

1.) 18 Jul 2015
18 Jul 2015 07:18:20
I read an article recently that was saying if the world had to have an enema they'd stick it in Manchester. ;-)

2.) 18 Jul 2015
18 Jul 2015 07:40:06
Smiley face :-)

3.) 18 Jul 2015
18 Jul 2015 09:07:22
If England was a giant pair of underpants, Manchester would be the skidmarks.

I joke of course 😊

4.) 18 Jul 2015
18 Jul 2015 12:21:03
You can take the man out of Manchester

But you can't take the arse...

I jest of course ; )