29 Aug 2013 09:54:51
morning every 1.

been told we have 2 private jets on standby to fly 2 players in for medicals today.

i have no info on which players.

{Ed022's Note - This is air traffic control speaking, I currently see a lot of BS on my radar and no private jets on standby...}

1.) 29 Aug 2013
XD great answer Ed^^

2.) 29 Aug 2013
Rumour -

On the 3rd September Malaga will finally reveal himself as a Spurs fan trolling us all summer.

We see through you.

3.) 29 Aug 2013
If you can tell me the airport, I will confirm with the turn around manager, At Heathrow, Stansted and London City.

FYI its one guy who covers 3 locations.

but knowing malaga it will be Gatwick, SouthEnd or maybe even glasgow.

4.) 29 Aug 2013
One for Ramsey and One for Wilshere.

5.) 29 Aug 2013
I must ask malaga, why do you make stuff up?

6.) 29 Aug 2013
Pmsl ed

7.) 29 Aug 2013
Well get 1 of the private jets to take you back to your dreamland. May be worth a stop off at The Priory first to get them to sort out your serious bs addiction!

8.) 29 Aug 2013
Maybe Wenger is going to Norwich again

9.) 29 Aug 2013
29 Aug 2013 10:29:25
I work with the company Arsenal use to fly themselves and any transfer dealings around the world, they do not opperate out of any of the above mentioned airports, they use the one closest to Colney. and I can confirm there are no flights related to Arsenal scheduled today, however if this changes I will update.

{Ed022's Note - London Luton Airport (if im not mistaken) is the nearest Airport to London Colney...}

10.) 29 Aug 2013
Spoken to my very good mate who is today at London City. its not BS, he knows lakerville. if anyone is there just mention me by that name, to the Turnaround Manager. ( manages flight turnarounds)

NO such private incoming flight unless from luxembourg at city airport.

Also what he said ( spurs fan btw ) the only terminal which dedicates itself to a celebrity terminal, is Stanstead, which has a Harrods terminal.

the other is heathrow, due to its private lounges, and security, which enables celebrities to have privacy.

The keyword is celebrity, if I said footballer you know what a spur would think.

There you go Malaga. i've give some credibility to your BS.

11.) 29 Aug 2013
Think it´s a waste of money to have two private jets for a player that is already in London and even at our training ground. Just my opinion.

12.) 29 Aug 2013
Lakerville

seeing as I am a celebrity any chance you can get me into the harrods terminal next time I come home.

13.) 29 Aug 2013
29 Aug 2013 10:53:27
I hate to burst your bubble but arsenal use a company called rss and they fly in and out of Luton, who also have Harrods and signature private companies, trust me if arsenal fly anyone in or out the country it's out of here, they used here for the Asia tour I know because I met them all, like I said no flights scheduled but if it changes I week let you know. Think about it we are twenty minutes from colney!

14.) 29 Aug 2013
Lol great response ed, love it

15.) 29 Aug 2013
Arsenal will probably use Farnborough airport. Quite close to London, private and large enough that you can decide to land with little notice. Chelsea use it all the time now. Malaga you do make me laugh. Who tells you these things? Your HP sauce?

16.) 29 Aug 2013
Malaga the chances of you being a celebrity are about the same as Lucy Pinder walking into my office right now and giving me a cheeky ;)

Unless you class yourself as a celebrity because you are one of these Z-list fame desperate saps who appear on things like Celebrity Big Brother or some such programme in a desperate attempt to hang onto their 15 minutes of fame because their lives are so empty without it.

17.) 29 Aug 2013
Dealagooner pretty much covers this thread.

Malaga. as soon as you get Bendtner to sign for your team in spain, I will have him on a flight there and you on a flight back.

1st class.

18.) 29 Aug 2013
20 mins Luton to Colney? Maybe by helicopter, never by road. Try 45mins at least during the day, 35 mins around 3am.

19.) 29 Aug 2013
Dealgooner is absolutely right, Luton have both Harrods and Signature, though I doubt they would use signature as its just not very nice in comparison to the Harrods terminal (which I have used on occasion ;) ). Windows for holding flights though is very difficult as so much changes quickly with private flights. Its an amusing rumour, mixes up the usual content, but Malaga, its still BS

20.) 29 Aug 2013
Love how Ed022 pulls no punches. So far the most entertaining Ed of them bunch.

{Ed022's Note - Thanks Junner, I'm here to be honest, sarcastic and informative. Unfortunately, I do try a dangerous mix of all three sometimes...}

21.) 29 Aug 2013
As no one else has bothered so far I will.
Just a quick thanks to Malaga for all the info detailing exactly what Arsenal are NOT doing in any form in this & all other windows.
His unerring ability to be completely wrong every time is to be admired by one & all.
Keep it up big guy.

22.) 29 Aug 2013
Malaga gooner has more facts than indykaila. FACT

23.) 29 Aug 2013
Thanks sagalout,

i can feel your love bro

24.) 29 Aug 2013
Sorry Malaga I forgot to put a smile on me post but as a rule of thumb mate how often have you been right? But eep posting I got to have something to keep me spirits up :)