28 Feb 2014 20:23:16
Was out shopping with the wife today and she said

"Can you buy something that makes me look sexy"?

So I went in the off licence and bought 12 cans of beer.

It was a long walk home.

1.) 28 Feb 2014
I said to my wife tell something that will make me both sad and happy at the same time.

"She said " you've got a bigger willy than both your brtothers "

2.) 28 Feb 2014
I brought my wife a bouquet of flowers home this evening. She said " I suppose I'll have to spread my legs now"
I said to her " Why, don't you have a vase"

3.) 28 Feb 2014
Nice one - long walk for her

4.) 28 Feb 2014
My wife was looking I the mirror saying her breasts are beginning to sag and her arse is getting biggier she asked to please give her a compliment. Told her that there is nothing wrong with her eyesight she still has 20/20

5.) 01 Mar 2014
My wife said to me. Nothing I'm 17!

6.) 01 Mar 2014
Saint your leaving it late mate!
Your nearly old enough to be a grandad where I come from, do you not have any family?

7.) 01 Mar 2014
Mate, I still find it amazing what goes on north of london

8.) 01 Mar 2014
You boys crack me up lol