04 Sep 2014 18:52:27
Just for Dags

My wife and I went to the ROYAL SHOW and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the stud bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '. My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs . Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'



We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'. My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! . You could learn a lot from him.'



We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, 'That's once a day . You could REALLY learn something from this one.'



I looked at her and whispered in her ear. 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow every time. '

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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, I can now drink liquids and in the fullness of time, I may make a full recovery

{Ed025's Note - that blew dags out of the water BG..

1.) 04 Sep 2014
BANNERS
That Tops this years best joke chart
So far but I bet Dags is Waxing lyrical as we speak.Hope its not a welshman and a sheep joke tho

{Ed025's Note - they are not really jokes WG...they are truth.. :)

2.) 04 Sep 2014
04 Sep 2014 19:21:00
I feel a challenge coming on lol.

Nice one Bambam :-)

3.) 04 Sep 2014
The other day my wife asked me to humilate her, so I went out and bought her a spurs shirt.



that was well worth the 1 week sleeping on the couch

{Ed025's Note - thats bordering on abuse tam..

4.) 04 Sep 2014
Banbury awesome mate
Dags who?:-D

{Ed025's Note - thats the million dollar question reet..

5.) 04 Sep 2014
I know ed025, I mean sleeping on the couch really does hurt my back.

{Ed025's Note - think how united feel tam!...they have got 4 bad backs mate..

6.) 04 Sep 2014
04 Sep 2014 19:57:44
Now that is a good one Ed, :-)

7.) 04 Sep 2014
BG, bruv, top notch, loved it.

8.) 04 Sep 2014
ED,, lol
you meen defenders, .lol got it now

{Ed025's Note - you took your time there mate..