Arsenal Banter Archive March 10 2014

10 Mar 2014 22:38:48
Bayern in Bundesliga this season.

P 24
W 22
D 2
L 0
F 72
A 11

Somebody cheer me up please.

Imagine being a spurs fan. That should cheer u up

Wigan!
Did that help? Lol

We won 2-0 there on the last visit, we beat Dortmund 1-0 last year and Sanagogogogog is injured, Giroud will start

I predict 2-2

He you boy's are so classy.

I'm cheered up, thanks chaps.

10 Mar 2014 20:07:29
A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

1) Who has been the most underestimated player to have played for the Arsenal?

2) Who was the biggest disappointment?

3) Are you a leg, breast or bum fan?
Flybo

1 Richie Powling, think he would have been brilliant

2 Champagne Charlie was never what we pretended he was

3 BUM every time, there are horrible bums, there are nice bums and there are I don't care if the misuss is with me I need to stop and admire this absolutely fantastic ARSEnal no matter what the cost

1) Eddy Kelly
2)Peter Marinello
3) Breasts

Blimey G62, you are definitely showing your age mentioning Richie Powling.
Unfortunately, I remember him too, lol.
Funny enough, the very first time I went to Highbury, with my dad, we beat Everton 1-0 and guess who scored?

1) Graham Rix.

2) Gio Van Bronckhurst.

3) all 3 as long as they belong to Holly Willoughby or Kelly Brook.

1. Andy cole
2. Alan ball
3. Great big wobly bazookas so you can go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh in them.

For me there has been quite a few underrated, overrated and good players. But on the business end of your question. I don't really care as long as a bird as got all three. Mind you I can't deal with a bird with dodgy feet.
Birds with bunions! Jog on! If you can .LOL

Steve that's funny! But the only trouble is I have to go to work soon and during the day I'm going to find myself talking to woman with low cut tops I'm sure, I just I hope I can resist the urge and keep my job.

10 Mar 2014 17:59:20
old ignitian I have got no tips for cheltenham but I will be lumping my cash on bayern munich nice to see you keeping up with tradition the first english club to get knocked out every season you are a embarresment in europe beep beep

Thursday night football is an embarrassment for any good football club! Why not come back here when you make the real European competition ( it might happen 1 decade )

He's right guys. Past the group stage of every Champions League competition over 10 years in a row. Got Quarter Finals or further 6 times. Spent under £200m in the last 5 seasons while Spurs have spent over £300m. "First English club to get knocked out" a whopping 3 out of 15 times. We should be ashamed.

And to top it off, our fans think that winning the Europa League would be an achievement. Wait - is that us?

Sad spurs coming here because they have nothing left this season out of the FA cup not in the European Cup and now just praying they have enough points so they can play the Thursday night cup again next year

10 Mar 2014 15:25:09
not Arsenal related but I know a few of you on here like a punt like myself.

Has anyone got any Cheltenham tips for this week?

I've lumped on Our Connor for the champion hurdle and have had the infamous phone call from Ireland giving Vigil for the bumper on Wednesday.

Now Arsenal related, just seen Arsenal to win tomorrow and both teams to score at a tempting 12/1.

Remember to gamble sensibly unlike me.

Be lucky.

{Ed002's Note - There is a bets/tips page on the site somewhere.}

I got a good tip for Cheltenham

Dusty carpet.

It will take some beating.

DG

There's a horse in the bumper called "Weak Bladder"

Should p1ss it.

vrcomp
Y.N.W.A.

Hi Guys

Have lumped on an outsider in the bumper at Cheltenham - 66-1 check it out - called Norfolk and Chance!

Picked the name as it reminded me of that team down the road`s chances of top 4

COYG

Love it vrcomp, lol

10 Mar 2014 15:06:53
Scenario for tomorrow;
It's kick off at the Allianz arena with bayern attacking towards the right.
Arsenal are pressing at a frantic pace here, pushing bayern back towards their GK, who clears the ball downfield which mertersaker wins and plays to arteta. Arteta finds ozil who does brilliantly to skip past schweinstieger, he's running at their def plays in ox down the right he crosses GOAL! It's turned in by Giroud, fabulous finish. This game is alive!

Waq I was with you all the way until Neuer didn't bring Giroud down, now if you can see your way to allowing that to happen and Artetta to make it 3rd time lucky with Pens in the tie, GAME ON

10 Mar 2014 12:12:01
I must say that before the draw was made and probably along with every other fan was that we would be drawn against citeh or Wigan. For me city didn't turn up and they haven't been doing that for a few games now, they were banging goals in left right and center up until December but now they can just about get 1 or 2 in. We are destined to win it this year, we've had one of the hardest run-ins so I'm feeling confident :) can't ever underestimate any team in the semi's, they are there for a reason so they will be playing for just as much as us.

Can't frikkin wait! COYG :)

10 Mar 2014 08:58:43
Banbury I'm only having laugh with this post mate, its well ment in good humour :-)
But I just can't get the thought out of my head of you locked up in a rubber room in a straight jacket on, and crayon between your feet writing all over the walls WENGER MUST BE STOPPED/WENGER MUST GO if we were to beat Bayern tomorrow night mate :-) (in the style of the inspector in pink panther if films if anyone remembers them)

Sorry mate we both need therapy you Arsene Anger management and me to get this picture out of my head :-)
I'm worried about us both

Gunner 62. Wenger has done very well for Arsenal but I am afraid sooner or later he will have to go if a trophy fails to show, maybe you think 4th place each year is success, it ain't mate. We are making an awful lot of money and that is down to Arsene, stunning job, but I fear his tinkering could. I stress could, cost us and we have a superb opportunity to get something at last. Let's discuss after the semi. Cut me in half and I am a gooner but for a club like ours all this time without something won't do.that has to be a fair comment . surely?

Banbury mate I really was just having a laugh and all joking aside I apologize if I've upset you or you feel I am doubting your love for the club it wasn't my intention to do either.
I've got a weird sense of humour and sometimes things that I think are harmless fun can offend people without intention to do so.
Sorry mate I will be more careful in future