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11 Aug 2015 09:26:32
This doesn't look good for our Benz push. Not entirely sure who This Jeinny lass is except what it says on her twitter profile:

https://twitter.com/Jeinnylizarazo

RSharpe

{Ed001's Note - was there something other than pictures to see there???? Damn was I meant to read something?}


1.) 11 Aug 2015 12:22:23
I just can't see it happening. Benzema is at Real Madrid who have a high chance of La Liga title and no doubt minimum of a semi final in the Champions League. He also has his France spot to hold down and playing at Real Madrid he will get his chance even though people chirp up that Rafa will play Bale or Ronaldo as the out and out striker leaving Benzema out, can't see that if Benzema plays and plays well he`ll keep his spot surely? Now if he decides to sign for Arsenal his situation changes he now has to adapt to the EPL and all the pressure to perform instantly to win over the Gooners and to hold down a France strikers spot for Euros2016. Of the two choices staying at Real looks more comfortably but hey what do I know.....money may talk but can anyone see Wenger lumping it on Benzema or another top top striker like Lewandowski, Higuain or Llorente? Arsene pays what he feels the price the player is worth and i'm sorry todays market is still on the rise for quality. Keep the faith Gooners we could still have Lord Bedtner or Sanogo within the squad. COYG


2.) 11 Aug 2015 12:26:06
LOL Ed001 - Okay, I'll admit I spent a bit of the afternoon looking at "pictures" ... but then the wife came home and I was forced to read ....

{Ed001's Note - I never even noticed the writing.}


3.) 11 Aug 2015 12:33:07
Sooo I did not get to the reading part on her Twitter , fantastic photos but...


4.) 11 Aug 2015 14:53:04
I'm in love


5.) 11 Aug 2015 14:34:51
Ed001 ... didn't you JUST get married? tut tut

{Ed001's Note - not yet mate, just got engaged, so it is ok. Well so long as the missus never finds out anyway ;o)


6.) 11 Aug 2015 16:23:12
Ed001, I'm sure Ed002 will tell her. Women tend to stick together when it comes to wandering eyes. Anywho ... never really expected this post to become a Jeinny lovefest. It was honestly posted for the editorial.

Think I'll go have another "read" now ... you know, just in case I missed anything on the first go.

{Ed001's Note - luckily Ed002 is away on holibobs at the moment....}


7.) 11 Aug 2015 17:31:21
They all look like that after 12 pints but a word of warning don't do a sleep over. One way by night and completely and totally unrecognisable way by day.


8.) 11 Aug 2015 23:20:19
i love how twitter works and all these closet ITK;s who come out with their deadline ultimatums and unlimited medicals.

i do use twitter but for the sake of sanity mostly for banter and less for transfer.

but i did see some italian journalist tweet being retweetd.

not a direct quote but something like this.

tweet 1 : benzema to sign on sunday or monday

tweet 2 : benzema in london for medical

tweet 3 : benzema deal agreed ( one week after he was to sign)

tweet 4 : been told that man city and bayern want benzema

tweet 5 : benzema wants arsenal and will have talks with guardiola and wenger

tweet 6 : wenger has spoken to benzema and its up to arsenal to pay

well you get the drift.

what i'm wondering is how does he know soo quickly what wenger and benzema discussed? does wenger tweet secretly?

maybe wengers handle is notarsenewenger? and benzema is notbenzema?

its just a shame to see soo many headless chickens being directed to the slaughter house.


9.) 12 Aug 2015 00:45:08
Ha ha g62 like always say I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman but Jesus I have woken up with a fair few.


 

 

 

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04 Oct 2017 07:42:43
Big Sam looking to sue the FA. Right or wrong, our FA seems to be imploding. Thoughts people and Eds?

RSharpe

{Ed025's Note - i hope fat head goes to court, loses, and all the money he has embezzled of the years he has to pay solicitors and damages..


1.) 04 Oct 2017 09:52:44
Horrible man.


2.) 04 Oct 2017 10:36:49
Any football association that hires Hodgson and Southgate as managers deserves to be successfully sued. Because of the wretched FA we missed out on seeng Brian Clough, Harry Redknapp and Sam Allardyce manage England and instead had a combination of 'yes' men and foreign coaches manage the national team. Other than the great Sir Alf, before my time, the best managers I recall were Terry Venables and Bobby Robson. It's been ages since we have had top English managers such as this pair who managed at top clubs overseas. The FA needs to be disbanded and reformed properly. Sanago, I know that you have extreme difficulty in reading more than a sentence, but criticising Allardyce when you endorse Dyche as a potential Arsenal and no doubt national manager beggars belief, as they both set teams out well, but are hardly innovative top notch managers, sought after by the top clubs.


3.) 04 Oct 2017 12:03:39
Sir Bobby served his country with outstanding distinction, he may not have always got things right but he never put the cart before the horse, for Bobby Robson the job was an honour to to have and he did a brilliant job despite having to take on our own media who personally attacked him prior to and during every tournament we played and ran complelty false stories about the players in order to unsettle the squad so they could write yet another vile headline about the manager.
Even some members of our own FA were hoping we'd lose to Germany in the Italia 90 SF Because they feared not being able to get of Bobby should he bring home the world cup, how absolutely perfectic is that?
After all he had been subjected to by the media and his own FA bosses what was Bobby's reaction to losing his job
" I am extremely honoured to have been able to serve my country and if ever my country should call again I would not hesitate to answer that call "
Great manager, lovely man.
How English international football could with finding another Sir Bobby Robson.


 

 

29 Sep 2017 22:20:56
This is for Ed025:

Everton FC have submitted a request to UEFA to have last nights result against Cypriot minnows Appollon Limmosol overturned. Apparently the gas fitter that plays in midfield is not corgi registered.

RSharpe

{Ed025's Note - i like that sharpy...you cheeky git,, :)


1.) 30 Sep 2017 09:27:03
Sharpie, I don't know if you've met Ed025, but you could check out this video of him. He will Ninja your butt if you get too gobby!


2.) 30 Sep 2017 12:36:25
Stoner, I understand what you're saying.

Ed025, I apologise for my joke. I did not consider that it would upset you so much that you'd eat all the pies - again and again and again.

{Ed025's Note - i will let you off this time sharpy..


3.) 30 Sep 2017 17:24:38
Sharpie I know you probably didn't realise it but that was filmed on RG61's private beach, you see ed step over him whilst he's relaxing in a cheap sun chair.

Trouble was the Raver and his mates had gate crashed the beach without him realising.

Just thought I'd point that out mate. 😬.


 

 

25 Sep 2017 18:01:43
I read that PSG have offered Cavani a million quid to hand over his penalty duties to Neymar. Is this true? If it is, it's bonkers, but I can only guess it has something to do with bonuses for goals scored that Cavani would otherwise miss out on if Neymar took all penalties.

RSharpe

1.) 25 Sep 2017 19:29:06
He must have a clause in his contract to say he must take all penalties.


2.) 25 Sep 2017 19:51:32
Apparently has a clause where he gets a mill if he is league top scorer.


 

 

19 Sep 2017 10:35:49
Things are getting out of control! Every one of RG61's posts seem to attract more thumbs down than an X Factor contestant who hasn't had a death in their family.

RSharpe

1.) 19 Sep 2017 11:38:19
Hi RSharpe, as the thumbs down are usually led by raver61 and Sanago, does it bother me? Not a bit.


2.) 19 Sep 2017 12:50:30
How come I get the blame for the thumbs down. Lanesra used to blame me for that as well and look what's happened to him 😂.


3.) 19 Sep 2017 13:27:55
Sanago, take your thumb out of sharpies ARSEnal.


4.) 19 Sep 2017 14:09:02
That's a thumbs down from me Malaga 😁.


5.) 19 Sep 2017 14:25:02
Malaga, you say that like you want yours to replace his - clarty wee bugger you 😂

RG61, I was simply making an observation. The funny thing is I recently asked for people to thumb down a post I made in tribute and I got like 1 or 2. You seem to get them without even trying and I'm a bit envious.


6.) 19 Sep 2017 15:24:37
It's his wife giving him the thumbs down when she's out with the raver for some light relief. 😉😂.


7.) 19 Sep 2017 16:12:59
She's putting her thumbs down whilst raver is sticking his thumbs up 👍🏻👌🏻☝🏻🖕🏻🖖🏻🐖🗡.


8.) 19 Sep 2017 17:04:05
Those last two emoji's 😂😂😂😂.


9.) 19 Sep 2017 17:09:11
There's no way RG61's bird has any thing to do with raver.

raver gets about in a booster seat in his ma's Subaru while RG61 revs up in a Porsche 911.

Sanogo, there is thumbthing very wrong with you 😂.


10.) 19 Sep 2017 18:02:02
Thnak you Sharpey. I was at the Porsche showroom in Hatfield this afternoon eyeing up a tasty black one year old 991 Turbo to add to the stable, at a mere £150,000. I swear I saw a spotty kid resembling Paul Scholes in the back of a rusty old Subaru, looking enviously towards the showroom, mouthing "Mum, I want one and those, I wish dad had been a gooner". The odd thing about the Subaru was the personalised number plate Nil 1961.
My chauffeur is collecting me in the Bentley tomorrow for the journey to the Emirates and my seats in the Diamond Club. For poor young raver61, it's the bus from Fore Street, Edmonton and the family enclosure with his mum at their new home of failure,


11.) 19 Sep 2017 19:55:51
I'm glad you ate getting chauffeured tomorrow R. G. to the library as i will be burning out the springs on the new 911 Porsche turbo and there will be love juice everywhere on your new back seats tomorrow night with that stunning wife of yours.


12.) 19 Sep 2017 20:42:14
Oh dear raver61, still under the illusion that your mum is MrsRG61. Don't let the authorities find out or you will taken back into care. Apparently you were spotted again today in the back of that rusty death trap, slapping your mum's cellulite riddled thighs and riding in on the ripples, screaming out loud '1961, yes 1961" in that high pitched pre-pubescent squeal of yours.


13.) 19 Sep 2017 21:48:00
Talking about high pitch squeals, when the raver gets the python into full swing I've got to put my ear plugs in with mrs R.G., she told me she wishes Arsenal were playing every night just for me to do the job that you are lacking to do lol.


14.) 20 Sep 2017 00:51:42
I had to spew when you said you were looking at black tasty one year old RG sicko 😷😷😷.


 

 

17 Sep 2017 10:20:16
Raver, an ambulance just went past and this is the sound I heard coming out the back of it:

"Wah Wah Wah! Another Burnley performance at Wembley, we are bossing possession and doing nothing. How on earth is sissoko started this match . This will end up 0-0 and we have dropped points yet again against utter crap teams. Wah Wah Wahhhhhambulance"

RSharpe

1.) 17 Sep 2017 10:27:08
It's spelt ambulance sharpie 🙄.


2.) 17 Sep 2017 10:45:14
I feel terrible Sanogo. How can I make it up to you and the community? In my defence, predictive text caused my coffee maker to break, my dog to pee in the house, and my wife to leave me. It may or may not also be responsible for my bad spelling.


3.) 17 Sep 2017 12:05:55
Sharpie you are forgiven although I'm thinking that you are telling porkies as we know that only one phone in the world has predictive text (and also a tiny screen 🤣) . On the plus side your posts are full of humour so such inadequacies (Had to look up correct spelling for that word lol) are over looked. On the plus side Arsenal have saved 2.7 million in wages on Gibbs so I'm sure we're all happy (60000 a week over 45 weeks left on contract ) god give me a place in Mensa if not the Arsenal board will do. Anyway anyone heard from that little bluetit raver?


4.) 17 Sep 2017 12:12:04
Aren't you supposed to be grown men? What the hell happened to London.


5.) 17 Sep 2017 12:26:16
John, I'm sorry, but can you point out which part of our dialogue caused you to believe we're adolescents? I'm sure, with your expert, adult guidance, we can start to behave exactly like the proper grown men you'd like us to be.


 

 

 

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24 Sep 2017 13:11:18
G62, it's cute that you think Ox will magically become a better player at Liverpool 😀.

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30 Aug 2017 01:23:37
Shambo,

I've not got much to say about almost all of your post except the Henry part. I remember when I got my very first REAL job, it was at a bank. I interviewed for this job while I was working at a club. The bank did specify that I couldn't work at the club any longer.

You and I don't know what kind of conflict of interested the club may have been trying to avoid, but it is not unusual for a company to ask you not to work in similar industries or in places that could reflect badly on people's sense of professionalism - like in my case with the bank and club.

At the end of the day, none of us really know what is happening at the club. We pick up sound bites and extrapolate our own scenarios from there. We do all this while levelling accusations at a man that are probably entirely false.

RSharpe

 

 

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05 Aug 2017 17:48:01
Most dishonest manager? Did he steal your lunch money?

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22 Jul 2017 09:07:59
Ed002, welcome back and thanks for the info.

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20 Jul 2017 17:27:15
If I had the time or the inclination, I'd thumb down the heck out of every one of steve's posts.

RSharpe

 

 

 

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15 Oct 2017 15:39:33
Think you'll find it was 1967, Stoner.

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02 Oct 2017 22:02:04
G62, and before RG61 bought a pad in Monaco, there were no beaches. Any where in the WORLD!

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30 Sep 2017 12:36:25
Stoner, I understand what you're saying.

Ed025, I apologise for my joke. I did not consider that it would upset you so much that you'd eat all the pies - again and again and again.

RSharpe

{Ed025's Note - i will let you off this time sharpy..


 

 

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29 Sep 2017 22:15:54
G62, I'm not saying Harry won't bang in the goals this season. I'm saying he's too good for the toot and that he will likely not be there next season.

And I won't remind you mate. I'm not the kinda gut who likes saying, "I told you so". :)

RSharpe

 

 

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29 Sep 2017 18:38:56
G62, as much as I like you, you are starting to sound like RG61. With regards Kane, it's not a matter of IF but WHEN.

RSharpe