Arsenal Banter Archive March 07 2016

07 Mar 2016 20:22:15
My window cleaner was banging on window this morning, shouting and swearing.

I thought to myself, "he's lost his rag".

{Ed025's Note - maybe it was with your marbles dags.. :)

07 Mar 2016 20:25:31
I've no idea why but that was funny :-)

{Ed025's Note - your easily pleased G62..

07 Mar 2016 20:39:23
Sorry, but that's not funny ;- (

{Ed025's Note - your not a window cleaner are you rooster?.. :)

07 Mar 2016 20:55:17
Blimey Ed, I lost my marbles years ago mate :-)

07 Mar 2016 21:00:16
Saw my window cleaner the other, asked him how he was doing, he said he was down, then up.

{Ed025's Note - and i thought tommy cooper was dead.. :)

07 Mar 2016 21:31:13
Genius ed genius. Tommy cooper that is.

{Ed025's Note - im a massive fan steve..seen him live once in the wookey hollow club in liverpool...cried myself laughing all night mate...he was like dags on speed..

07 Mar 2016 21:51:55
Man's a legend Ed.

{Ed025's Note - he is dags..but i dont know if this generation would get him, i love will hay and my kids think hes a nutter.. :)

07 Mar 2016 22:16:51
Tommy Cooper is on a Sunday night currently, repeats of his 70's show. bloody superb, i'm trying to get the kids to watch it, they don't quite understand the humour.

Fantastic viewing.

{Ed025's Note - bloody kids know nothing BG, they probably laugh at john bishop or keith lemon mate..

07 Mar 2016 22:45:36
Only bloke who could have me falling over laughing without speaking or even doing anything :-)
He just did that silly grin and that was me, brilliant :-)

07 Mar 2016 22:55:35
The police arrested two kids, one for drinking acid, the other eating fireworks. They charged one and let one off. Classic.

{Ed025's Note - i walked in a bar and the fruit machine said "beat it you ugly git" and a bowl of nuts sitting on the bar said "hes not ugly hes very nice"..i asked the barman what was going on and he said.....the nuts are complimentary and the fruit machine is out of order....im getting worse than steve and dags..

07 Mar 2016 23:48:27
Classics lol

Just tried catching fog! Mist : (

08 Mar 2016 10:39:53
Oh boy :-)

07 Mar 2016 08:51:10
Looking at the table and each sides remaining fixtures my prediction is
1 Leicester 73 pts
2 man city 72 pts
3 Arsenal 71 pts
4 Spurs 71 pts
5 West Ham 67pts.

07 Mar 2016 09:45:19
Perhaps you could inspire the team with that inspirational positive post. 😄😄😄.

07 Mar 2016 09:52:21
So you think we will overturn the huge goal difference between us an Spurs lol.

07 Mar 2016 09:53:21
Just shoot me now :-)

{Ed025's Note - wheres my gun?..

07 Mar 2016 10:14:56
Gunner are you on the Xbox? Or dreamland.

{Ed025's Note - i was thinking crack cocaine myself N/E.. :)

07 Mar 2016 10:17:23
And there's me thinking I was being quite generous giving us 19 from a possible 27 and Leicester only 13 :-)
If honest Sanogo no I don't think we will overturn the huge goal difference on spurs but I thought if I put spurs 3rd and us 4th Red might have something to say about it :-)

07 Mar 2016 10:39:09
Let's hope red dosent spot the miss calculation! But I have a sneaky feeling he might already be doing a 20 paragraph extravaganza in reply 👏.

07 Mar 2016 13:12:05
Gunners must have had a night out with the Raver posting those positions @Ed :-D.

07 Mar 2016 13:19:20
My predictions would be:

Leicester 75
Spurs 73
City 73
Arsenal 70
Wet Spam 66
Liverpool 66
United 65
Chelsea 61
Everton 60.

07 Mar 2016 15:33:44
It's funny how G62 is in dreamland with only a few points between predictions lol.

07 Mar 2016 17:06:59
Referring to the goal difference and same points sano.

07 Mar 2016 18:00:07
Just for Red dog
We are undefeated against our title chasing opponents this season
Leicester played 2 won 2 city played 1 won 1 and spurs played 2 drawn 2.

07 Mar 2016 18:29:45
Id have to agree with NE, that looks realistic.

07 Mar 2016 19:37:17
Thanks 62, I knew there was a positive out there somewhere. 😉

Whilst it's improbable and the losses to United and Swansea seem to have done us a treat, those results could quite easily happen to the others, it is so unpredictable.

07 Mar 2016 07:13:00
Kroenke . Let's try and put this to bed.
I'm know expert but! I can assure you of this. Most wealthy people never use their own personal dough in any type of business. They never need to.
Anyone ever see the old film called the
"Million Pound Note "? With Gregory Peck?
In brief these bankers print a genuine million pound note back in the days when a million pounds was probably worth a billion. Anyhow they picked out Gregory Peck at random who was on leave from the navy to prove that anyone with that type of wealth would never have to spend it as everyone he came into contact would suck up to him and give him a line of credit. End result was Gregory Peck never did end up spending it, everybody knew him and he came out with change in his pocket. That I believe is STILL how it works today. Ha Ha.

07 Mar 2016 07:48:37
Mate,

That's just heartless, firstly please don't try and tell Derby how this financial stuff works, secondly Derby has been living with the dream for years now that Usmanov is going to turn up at the Emirates with suit cases full of cash and just buy the club any day now.

Then and even better he'll sprinkle even more of it around like confetti buying the vast majority of Derby's 300 in less than a fortnight. All for no comebacks.

You'll have broken the lad. ;-)

Thoughts are with you Derby, hang in there mate. :-)

07 Mar 2016 08:49:22
Lanesra,
Derby will get sore nuts when he reads that :-)

07 Mar 2016 13:41:44
SO abram hasn't used his own money in chelsea? course he has.

07 Mar 2016 21:03:10
Or Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan at City but he prefers me to call him Sheikh. ;-)

07 Mar 2016 21:22:00
Technically he is using his money, what ever way you look at it. Yes he may be leveraging the value of his holding but he still used his own cash to buy the stake in the first place. Look at it this way, how many people increased their mortgage to pay for an extension or new car on the back of the fact that their house sudenly was worth a lot more than when they bought it. Sneaky Stan is effectively doing the same with his holding in Arsenal, albeit on a larger scale.