Arsenal Banter Archive July 14 2017

 

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14 Jul 2017 19:37:05
Lucas leaving Liverpool for Italy for 5 million, i'd take him for that fee.
Good squad addition that could cover a few positions available for what in today's market is next to nothing.

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14 Jul 2017 20:00:58
We should've moved for Gonalons from Lyon. Went to Roma for €5m . Was an awesome bit of business if we brought him in with Laca, would've befitted both players greatly.

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15 Jul 2017 00:11:48
lucas really. god no.

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15 Jul 2017 08:05:53
Joel Ward and now Lucas, 62 have you gone completely bonkers, you want us to be the best we can be by buying utter dross.

I'm sending an ambulance mate. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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14 Jul 2017 19:06:25
Is it just me that's praying for Reus now it's pretty clear Alexis has decided (pretty much) he won't extend.
Left sided attacked. Proven quality. Even has an injury record to rival Arsenals best. Match made in heaven, no?

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14 Jul 2017 19:33:11
Reus is out injured for a while and is one of the most injury prone players in the world . shame because he's one of my favourites.

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15 Jul 2017 00:12:16
reus could of been immense i'm afraid we will never see that happen.

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14 Jul 2017 08:27:16
arsenal will be war if these name are bought Mahrez, Lemar, Cavalho, Goretzka, And Ben.

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14 Jul 2017 13:25:00
Lemar and mahrez? No carvalho and goretzka? No what happens to xhaka, Ozil, Sanchez?

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14 Jul 2017 17:14:09
Lemar and goretzka would be a very very good summer of business for us. I fully expect Sanchez and ozil to stay 100% with ozil signing a new deal this summer. If that's the case I'd take Marhez as a second option for lemar.

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14 Jul 2017 06:48:33
Thoughts on the reported swop deal, Oxlade for Matic?

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14 Jul 2017 11:49:58
Depends? What sort of matic? Hydromatic.

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14 Jul 2017 14:20:34
Was thinking more systematic.

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14 Jul 2017 14:41:19
Auto? 😊.

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14 Jul 2017 14:53:22
Hey Sanogo I thought you were waiting to see what number Jack wore for Sampdoria when your old avatar disappeared.

Β£9 million by all accounts.

Lads it's mathematic. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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14 Jul 2017 15:12:50
Go grease lightning, go grease lighting :-)
Nobody puts Gnarby in a corner, sorry wrong film.

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14 Jul 2017 15:55:26
matic no thanks loftus cheek yes.

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14 Jul 2017 16:40:26
Enigmatic? I think it's enigmatic. Or maybe it's pneumatic. In any case, NO!

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14 Jul 2017 17:23:40
I love posts like thisπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» It confirms that it is actually a banter site. I get all down sometimes that 90% of the population doesn't know what banter is! So hurrah hurrah.

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14 Jul 2017 18:51:43
Anyway stoner please don't tell me jack is going. Jack wilshere is so fun if he was a little older I'd take him out for a bit of lunch. πŸ€”

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14 Jul 2017 21:05:35
Sanogo you always have to go a step to far! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sadly mate rumour is Arsenal have set a Β£9 million asking price and Sampdoria are interested.

Reference banter mate, you need to up your game because some of the stuff coming from down under is electric! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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15 Jul 2017 09:56:58
The thunder from down under πŸ˜….

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14 Jul 2017 06:14:33
Hello everyone it's been a cloudy day down here in Sydney. Went up the Sydney Harbour bridge the other day with Ray Parlour who reckoned he could see Essex from the top of it LOL. πŸ˜‚.
Well 'Al Laca' as the boys are calling him now was proper hung over this morning I said to him " Al, it's only one goal in a friendly mate it's not the Champions League Final mate you got to take it easy on the booze ". But he wasn't having none of it and was dancing up and down the hotel lobby in his pants singing 'Good old Arsenal we're proud to say that name " with Wenger who was running around in a pair of speedos with a refs whistle in his mouth.
Anyhow I spoke to Reece I said to him that I thought he played a blinder. He said that he was going to ask for a pay rise when he gets home of around 350K a week but will settle for 300 if he had to. I think he had a bit of booze on his breath too I couldn't be sure.
Mert was busy talking to two Australian birds about how he scored the opener but was exaggerating making out he done a scissor kick into the top right hand corner and was flipping backwards into the hotel pool. We had to laugh as his shorts slipped off and he dived in with his backside up in the air. Paul Merson turned up holding 2 jugs of Pina Colada for himself and a betting slip between his teeth he'd had a bet that we would play Lacazette and had ten thousand pounds on it at 1000 to 1 on and was celebrating that he actually won something at last.
I'm looking forward to the Sydney Warriors game in a couple of days then it's off to China for the Bayern Munich game.
Speak soon have fun. πŸ‘.

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14 Jul 2017 07:34:42
Thumbs up 😁.

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14 Jul 2017 10:27:53
DAGS. Thanks mate. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘.

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14 Jul 2017 04:18:46
Can the eds or anyone tell me if martinez and bellerin can be categorised as home grown players? And what is the criteria for this? Thanks in advance.

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{Ed001's Note - if I remember correctly (though I haven't checked to see if it has changed ahead of the new season) a player has to have been at the club for 3 years prior to the age of 21 to be classed as trained by the club. I think it is 5 years though to be classed as homegrown. Not entirely sure what the difference is nowadays though as I have only really taken notice of the laws of the game as they relate to on-pitch stuff in recent years.}

14 Jul 2017 06:47:40
Yes, both players are considered homegrown.

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