Arsenal Banter Archive June 25 2017

 

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25 Jun 2017 15:08:01
That Alus from Lyon is a complete div. And from his reported comments published today He said: "I do not intend to cede Alexandre quickly, because there is always the will of Atletico Madrid to bring it to January 1. Now I also listen to what Alexandre say" well it's says to me we can do that but that's the only other option which is handy to know also the fact he has been talking about what athletico was going to pay "Everyone knows that Atletico's offer is 53m euros plus 12m bonus. That's 65m euros [£57m]. As the leaders of Arsenal are well informed, they will be in those waters. now that also screams out that we still might knock a few quid on top off lol. If there the figures I'd be holding my hand and saying il pay 40 all day long. So in short they want him going to this Sumer so the can restock and get gelled up.

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25 Jun 2017 17:28:46
Sanogo have you been on the lash mate?

And what's with the getting gelled up.

I'm imagining you smashed wearing a leather thong and a gimp mask now. 😂😂

Lastly do you know any chairmen that aren't 🔔🔚's 😉.

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25 Jun 2017 17:53:02
Urgh I've just been sick. The thought.

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25 Jun 2017 19:52:48
Is gelled up the same as lubed up.

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25 Jun 2017 20:29:56
I'm saying yes SY and using a liberal amount of artistic licence in saying so. 😂.

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25 Jun 2017 22:05:41
I've never understood getting lubed up. Every man worth his salt knows that a dry run is the future lol. And I'm always happy to assist with your bulimia steve! No one likes a fat whinge arse lol.

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26 Jun 2017 05:42:15
What! ? The hell was that post about. Sanogo mate.
Something about Lacazette I'm sure.
You must have been drinking fire water when you wrote that 😂😂Give it another go today and see if it makes sense. Good luck. LOL.

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26 Jun 2017 07:45:39
lacazette is a good player, i'm not sure he will turn our fortunes around, and if at his peak no one else is looking at him as a top 5 option, then i really don't see the rush to sign him.

if aulas wants him he can keep him, there is no one else bidding for him and i'm quite sure athletico will turn their attention to another player, so for him to drum up interest to raise his price when we have given him sufficient terms, i think we should back away and let him out poker himself.

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26 Jun 2017 12:12:53
The lyon president is a shady character. He is just trying to up the price of lacazette in my opinion. Wenger should give him take or leave deal. 65 million pounds for lacazette is too much in my opinion. He is an upgrade on giroud but he is 26 so that means there will be no resale value. No point in paying 65 million for him. The lyon president has a history of shady dealings and i doubt wenger likes him.

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25 Jun 2017 11:04:30
Ed. If we sign AL I reckon we need a replacement for Santi while he is out injured, any thoughts on who you think could do a job for us?

Paul.

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{Ed025's Note - ronald koeman?.. :)

25 Jun 2017 23:14:26
I'm pretty sure he meant someone who doesn't have the same accent as Steve Mcclaren.

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25 Jun 2017 10:57:53
Seen a lot posts saying we are going to sell or should be planning to sell Wilshere. Surely if that's true, we'd be looking to release him rather than sell him this summer? The lad has a severe injury and is unlikely to pass a medical anywhere between now and the transfer window closing, or am I missing something?

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25 Jun 2017 11:27:40
I think he can easily pass a medical when fit mate, getting Jack fit isn't the problem it's keeping him fit that's the problem.
Bournemouth managed thus for most of last season by letting him stay out of the game completely for long periods during games, obviously not something most sides would be prepared to do admittedly.

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26 Jun 2017 05:47:16
I think if anybody is stupid enough to pay for him we should bite their hands off and take the money.
It's been a long time coming. We should have got shot of him years ago.
I'm also going to stick my neck out and say the same for Ramsey. One stand out season and a few important goals last season ( maybe 2 or 3 ) doesn't make him a keepsake. Apart from that he should have been cashed in on years ago too.

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25 Jun 2017 10:02:31
NEWS FROM THE ARSENAL SHOPS.
Due to popular demand the letters
'B' and 'S' are now in for those that are interested
No need to rush as there will be more
BS's on order. 😂👍.

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25 Jun 2017 10:02:31
NEWS FROM THE ARSENAL SHOPS.
Due to popular demand the letters
'B' and 'S' are now in for those that are interested
No need to rush as there will be more
BS's on order. 😂👍.

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25 Jun 2017 10:40:26
I personally think the shops letter sales are a far more reliable guide and better indicator of might happen at Arsenal than the whole mirror metro mail let's make pretend media who know the more they make up the more hits they get which makes them much much more money money money from the masses than reporting reality ever could.
Mmmmm there might well be something in this shop letter sale thing because there sure ain't nothing worth reading in the popular media thars for sure.

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25 Jun 2017 17:11:10
Gunner62.So what do you read into the extra ordering of the letters 'B' and 'S' ordering mate.?
Could it be a big name or something?

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{Ed025's Note - BS says it all..

25 Jun 2017 17:47:14
Ed025.You're on it mate. I don't think a lot of people were too switched on LOL. Well! what can you expect? .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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{Ed025's Note - im an expert when it comes to BS lanesra mate.. :)

25 Jun 2017 10:02:31
NEWS FROM THE ARSENAL SHOPS.
Due to popular demand the letters
'B' and 'S' are now in for those that are interested
No need to rush as there will be more
BS's on order. 😂👍.

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25 Jun 2017 08:34:17
OOPS. Be careful everybody as you wake up.
The Thomas Lemar rumours are gathering pace today.
I suppose the Arsenal shop will be ordering more letter 'Ts' and 'Ls' on Monday . 😂.

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{Ed001's Note - Arsenal would love to sign him, but Monaco intend to hold on to him this summer.}

25 Jun 2017 08:44:29
Yeah I bet they would love to sign him. I can see why Monaco would want to keep hold if him.
Tell me something if you can?
Monaco seem to have this nack of securing some really good players or should I say excellent players and they have done for a while. Why in your opinion would you say that is? .

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{Ed001's Note - because of a number of factors to be honest. The main one is that they know they have a chance of playing there, as they do not have the funding to go and buy a host of ready-made players.}

25 Jun 2017 09:01:13
Maybe then you could say there is too much pressure in the Premier League to out perform every season.
Maybe Arsenal need a bit of breathing space to gather themselves together and look at the next few seasons to come. Probably won't suit the fans I know but maybe in the long term it would be a good move.
I don't know really I'm probably like a lot of people. I'm a bit confused with everything at Arsenal over the last few years. We are up we're down we are going to do this and that, it's never ending and everything is like the year before.

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25 Jun 2017 02:43:57
What do you guys think of Anthony martial, should we go for him if mbsppe goes to real? Martial no longer wanted by jose.

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25 Jun 2017 07:51:13
Nahh! I think we should still go for Higuain, Morata and Martinez. Failing that Benzema or Suarez 👍.

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25 Jun 2017 08:13:41
Alright Ed!
Up and about again mate. Where are you now?

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{Ed001's Note - which ed?}

25 Jun 2017 08:26:28
Well it looks like you this time mate. Where are you! .

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{Ed001's Note - if I tell you, do you promise not to turn up on my doorstep wearing nothing but a loincloth this time???}

25 Jun 2017 08:35:13
Your safe. It's in the washing machine alongside your stuff mate.

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{Ed001's Note - that is not that reassuring, as it could mean you are naked, which is worse.}

25 Jun 2017 08:46:20
No your safe mate I've still got the Thong .
😂😂😂 LOL.

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{Ed001's Note - are you related to Ed003 by any chance?}

25 Jun 2017 08:54:19
Probably not .
I'm quite reasonable, educated, suave, and ridiculously handsome and also very modest.
😂.

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{Ed001's Note - while that does sound nothing like any of the other editors, apart from myself of course, it also sounds nothing like you.....}

25 Jun 2017 09:03:06
👍👍 I'll get you back 😂.

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{Ed001's Note - just please no more naked pics. I had no idea what the pics were actually of, but it needed ironing.}

25 Jun 2017 09:57:49
I'll get on it mate. Just got to find one of those extra long ironing boards 😂.

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25 Jun 2017 09:57:49
I'll get on it mate. Just got to find one of those extra long ironing boards 😂.

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